• aw, man. not cool, dude.

• OOOOOk looks like i ran out of text space. go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm85qZPjvVM

• ANSWERS- Because nobody else fucking would. Fucking game wasting peoples time and getting people frustrated. This is the reason i HATE gaming!  You need to get to the room "Turn Around Redux"- its the room where he glares at you without saying anything, only thing is, you fail to realise the video is 2:16 long. He speaks backwards, so you need to record the voice and play it backwards somehow. he will give out a URL, but its wrong and the last digit needs to be a capital. it leads here-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm85qZPjvVMFucking game.

• What's the first result when you googled donkey crap? You are not supposed to look for donkey crap, and there are no donkey crap in the game, but the first result when you google donkey crap is a clue to find your way out of then dark room... and you may need to turn around more than once...

• I wish you did. I googled - donkey crap, turn around, and apply 60s logic and got zero results of relevance. I've been all around this maze and never once found donkey crap. where about's roughly should we be looking?

• google donkey crap, turn around, apply 60s logic. I swear to god, I am not messing with you. I just don't wanna spoil the brilliance of the game.

•  That's rearly not helpful. I'm trapped. Goddamn narrator is pissing me off.

• I don't wanna ruin it, but I'll give you a hint; donkey crap.

• I ended up with Todo and Dorothy LOL

• .. I don't know if it's just me, but I swear I heard BRIAN BLESSED when it auto-played right before I saw it.  I'm now sad that BRIAN BLESSED will never voice a CYOA series..

•  Their PENIS, of course. It's the only parts of their body that have any control over what they do!

•  Can FFF authors really be said to have a "Working" end?

•  this is TR, we don't allow happiness in here that doesn't come from the working end of a <strike>bottle of alcoho</strike> <strong>furiously masturbating FFF author</strong>

•  A raptor eyes you up and whickers darkly as he amiably chops his onions churning the size of baseballs. Tentacles slither around you, looking for a car to molest. Cheetara licks her lips as she inflates a balloon around a Snarf's PENIS. A lemur hides in the anus of a flying bison. And you feel nothing but a mix of lust, horror and burgeoning insanity.

•  I drew the line at creepy Japanese things, but damn it, don't make me reconsider.

• http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/dirkli/<s>nothanks</s><b>yesmoremoremoreahhh</b>.gif better!

•  http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/dirkli/nothanks.gif

• This is what Zork needed - someone yelling at you before the grues gotcha.

• how the fuck did you get there!?

• Got the real ending! Which is more of a To Be Continued... Oh, boy! I can't wait!

• /me goes back to hate-fucking himself with an old Teddy Ruxpin doll while watching back episodes of Care Bears, drunk and crying all the while.

• this is TR, we don't allow happiness in here that doesn't come from the working end of a bottle of alcohol

• why do you hate my happiness?

• There is a decision-tree in front of you.  Of course you can't see it because it is dark, as one would expect it to be in a dark room.   Find the lightswitch!

• This wasn't as fun as I remember Choose Your Own Adventure books being. That's probably my own fault though, I used to seek out all the possible endings and then work my way backwards...

• decision-tree pl0x

• you awaken in a dark room - you have entered the dimension of alcohol and sorrow. a blogger utters a death groan as a Like Like cram its PENIS into Elmo. there's  a signpost up ahead. you have entered the FFF zone

• Please god, someone help me! I'm trapped in a dark room!

• bad lesbian!

• Is it wrong that I tried to sleep every chance I got. I also started break dancing when he said no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o

• Damn it...my finger turned into Chernobyl, exploded and now the radio active isotopes will decay in the dark room for 120 years  =(

• "You should get that <strike>looked at</strike> <strong>crammed into an onahole</strong>..."

•  Or maybe that futa hooker Janine slept with stole it.

•  well it had to go somewhere....

•  Oh, so THAT'S where Walter Peck's dick went!

•  How can you grow tired of the stick? It's so crammable!

• Those walls are really jealous.

• hey man, I did a choose your own adventure thingamajigy too!   http://www.talesfromthenthdimension.com/noob not quite the same but the general concept is there.  I hope more people do this type of thing.

• Haw!  The "no" answer "crash' is a nice touch.

•  yours ... or someone elses? :)

• damn............................. that's creepy.

•  You should get that looked at...

• I got eaten by a grue.

•  actually it's never too early. actually, there's no reason to stop...

• Nice way to start the day.

•  And suddenly I have a penis.

• Rob...it's too early in the morning to be posting videos with a thumbnail that looks like that. O_o

• I thought this was going to be that never-ending stairwell SCP-087 one. Thank godddd. All I've managed to do so far is make walls jealous of each other. 

• Well, apparently I have f***ed walls & bled to death due to said walls. Today looks to be a good day indeed.

• I got stuck in a never ending loop of feeling up walls and being berated for it.  Sounds about right.

• i remember these games from way back when; i even tried to program one myself; and just like old times i grew tired of the stick after three moves :( good voice for it though

• You can't bitch about not feeling well all day yesturday and not let us know if you're feeling better today I'm sure somebody who frequents this site knows a witch doctor, voodoo preist, elder thing cultist or some such who could help you out if you're still not well

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