God, I want to lure these kids into a windowless van with candy. Not in a creepy way,though, just so I can play Avengers with them all day. Wait. That still sounds pretty creepy, doesn't it? Never mind, someone just let me know when Lil Hulk goes to the playground so I can watch from fence and -- dammit! Damn you for making me sound so creepy, adorable Target commercial! (Via iGeektrooper)
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Black humor FAIL. You were trying to edgy and shocking, but just ended up looking like a perv. Next time, leave the ped jokes to Family Guy. By the way, Chris Hansen wants to have a word with you...
Rob ought to leave these things to professionals.
let me show y'all:
Coming this Summer, Star Wars - the Musical! with music by John Williams and lyrics by Bonno
It's disconcerting to know that while watching this video, I'm sharing the same moment with hundreds of masturbating pedophiles.....then again that happens everytime I read FFF............
Don't worry, Rob, they can't tell you what toys you can play with...
I got that song stuck in my head now. *hums madly*
(Also, why are there American kids chasing me? Read the name, Odindammit!)
Sure, Rob. Blame Target for your child molesting fantasies and/or jokes. Way to fail at being a responsible adult. I mean, it's not like you're up to anything suspicious. Like running a website that frequently posts and comments on child rape FFF. Perfectly normal as far as the FBI is concerned.
....thank you, Rob, between this and your vast collection of fur!porn, I am able to move about society as a "normal"
- just don't make them watch TRON2 with you
So it's cool for a white kid to pretend to be a giant green rage monster, but a black kid pretending to be a billionaire with a weaponized armor suit... THAT'S too much for you? You must've been really lame to play pretend with as a child.
Rob, obviously all you need to do is dress up in a Loki costume and start hanging out in your Target's action figure toy aisle. That's not creepy at all!
As someone who bought the Avengers Arc Reactor shirt clip-on, I can attest that being 10 is not required.
Or just do the official big-brother/mentor thing, but if your first thought when seeing adorable children is "how can I lure them into a van" creepy is the least of what you are that is troubling to society.
Odd, That's exactly what a couple of mom's said when I was in Target for opening night of TRON: Legacy, looking for a spare Identity disc for my costume...
oh, he'll be watching them alright. from the end of the walmart toy aisle. while wearing the TRON suit.
