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Maybe this is the basis for a new version of "Teeth", wherein Doraemon gets human teeth put in, so his adorable face won't be humped by some lonely kid. Though, at the least, it isn't Doraemon as portrayed by Jean Reno.
Well, thank YOU for raping yet another beloved childhood property, Japan. And now if you'll excuse me, I need to cackle madly under the rain outside while tears of blood streams down my face.
-walks outside, mad cackle under rain, tears of blood streams down face-
Now I'm going to have nightmares of Christian Szell pushing one of these in my face and asking "Is it safe?"
awesome where i can i get the two of these ! No really i want them they look cool >:)
Serioulsy. Cut this shit out. I may stay down here sleeping if you keep this up. That shit is creepy *cuddles a shuggoth for comfort*
Hey. Did you guys hear? James Cameron bought the rights to Battle Angel Alita. Don't believe me? Or don't know what that is? Here's the link. Read a weep, my fellow Manga fans. http://geeks.thedailywh.at/201....
Nothing is sacred. Hollywood shall consume all.
Cameron has been sitting on the rights to Alita for over a decade now. How is this news? Between goddamn Avatar sequels I doubt he'll ever actually film it.
Creepiest Doraemon EVER!... Those unhinged eyes, the human teeth and those blood red lips (or what ever they are supposed to be). He looks like he'd try to heat your arm when you wanna brush isch teeth.
Does it have to be mine? 'Cause I feel like it would kind of defeat the purpose if I can't use it in my masturbatory habits.
Pity. Well, if that's what must be done, I suppose I'll go fetch a steak knife from the kitchen.
Sped up properly,gibbering does sound like an auctioneer,so there's that at least.
IA!
yes.
you can have your sex toy but no gonads. this is the madness that is to come when cthutlu awakens.
...But you say that about every doll Japan makes. I'm still waiting to see what twisted horrors you did with Baby Joker (whose throne of creepiness is in danger now).
...Actually, "waiting" is the wrong term. More like "fearing for my soul".
I'm guessing someone is using these things as sex toys - in fact it's probably a sub-culture that the inflater people look on in disgust.
quick someone needs to turn it into a pay fetish website! you'll make maybe tens of dollars!!
The fact that these abominations are allowed to exist proves that there is no God, or if there is, he hates us all.
The yellow one...THE YELLOW ONE.
The eyes... THE EYES... I SAW MY DEATH IN THOSE PITILESS GLASSY ORBS... I SHALL NEVER AGAIN ENJOY THE LOVE OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. IT HAS BRANDED ME WITH IT'S STIGMA. I AM TAINTED.
THE HORROR... THE ALL CONSUMING COSMIC HORROR...
It just isn't a Super Terrific Japanese Thing post without it being terrifying in either a sexual or uncanny valley sort of way, isn't it Rob?
Now for (bad) STJT haikus!
Creepy ideaInto new existanceTerrifying mouths
The creepiest thing about that haiku is where you added the silent seventh syllable.
(In the space between their terrifying mouths.)
Hey Rob want to know something even more horrifying?
Somebody in Japan DOES use this as a sex toy.
I'd joke that we now need to update today's list to "9 Weird Creatures That Need SyFy Movies", but I'm pretty sure any attempts to film these would corrupt & melt any medium they were filmed on, releasing several shrieking spirits in the process. Also, AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHGETITAWAYGETITAWAYGETITAWAYGETI-
;ka..tsblht;b
hE Is oNE oF Us NoW
