Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Dental Doraemon


I had a lot of possibilities for today’s STJT, but the minute I saw these horrifying plush toys on Kotaku I knew I had to inflict them upon you. That’s Doraemon, the robotic cat who is as famous in Japan as Mickey Mouse is/was here, and his sister Dorami, and OH MY GOD THEY HAVE TEETH THEY HAVE HUMAN TEETH AAAAUUUGHHHH. Presumably these nightmares are supposed to teach Japanese kids about the importance of brushing, but I imagine they actually prevent brushing, as children run from them in wholly justified terror, and then hide under their bed covers, refusing to come out to brush or anything else, for that matter. I have posted a lot of terrifying Japanese sex toys in STJT, and I can say with 100% certainty these things are still the most horrifying things I have ever featured on TR (that aren’t fan fics, I guess). The worst part about them? I’M PRETTY SURE THOSE ARE REAL TEETH IN THEIR MOUTHS WHERE DID THEY GET THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA