This movie trailer is technically safe for work, but it's not really safe for work if you have anything approaching a normal job. The Zomboobies plot summary:
While conducting experiments to create "the perfect boobs" a group of doctors are transformed into Evil Mutant Creatures with an unstoppable hunger for BOOBS! See our hot action women fight to keep their perfect breasts out of the evil doctors' mutant hands!!!The real tragedy is that, after Zombie Ass and now Zomboobies, that Zombeaver can't possibly be far being.
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Actually, I'd watch the living shit out of Zombeaver if it were a movie about an undead beaver. A Japanese movie about vagina-craving undead, not so much.
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The music made me think of the Powerpuff Girls. It's an odd compliment with the visuals, but I'd say Zomboobies is good on one count: at least the female characters look like actual women. It's a refreshing break from all of the moe.
Was it just me or did those Zombies sound like a bunch of teenage geeks when "a hot chick" walks by?
BOOOOOOOOOBBBBSSSSS!!!!
I don't know how Japanese this Japanese thing is since I know a lot of it was shot in LA.
I was interning at MEL (Make-Up & Effects Laboratories) last summer and this was one of the projects the shop was working on while I was there (although I didn't help with it directly).
And at least part of the trailer was shot in their parking lot...
"There are demons in my boobs!!!!"
I don't know about you guys, but after some of the things I've read here on this site, that kind of writing is like a pure Springtime brook babbling softly into the barren wasteland of the written word...
Dear Japan,Hello, I am CthuluJones, and before you get excited, Japan, my tentacles do not work that way, so don't even think about. You have obviously, collectively,gone insane. This is alright, every country is unique, and if you want to be the insane country, that adds to the diversity of the world. However exporting this insanity over the interwebs is NOT ON. I simply cannot stomach you driving the world mad...THAT IS MY JOB! I will not be outsourced! Either cease your exportation of mind fuckery, or I will eat your island. And not in a sexy way either.In Unspeakable Horror,CthuluJones
Dear CthulhuJones,
We are making a fourth Boku no Pico movie. We still haven't forgotten about Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Have a nice day!
Love,
Japan
Oh, and if you're the sensitive type, fellas, please don't google "Boku no Pico". As amusing as another "YYYOOOOOO" video might be, I don't think you guys deserved that kind of punishment. XD
I new it was going to be trouble when the Japanese name written in romanji was misspelled. Although you can't get a straighter title then the Japanese name. Breast Liking (or loving) Zombies.
It's good to know though that if I do come back as a Zombie it won't be much different then my life now.
*sigh* it's only a matter of time before a soulless americanized remake that leaves out all the nuance of the original is released...
It's safe for my office. Hell, I'll put it in the lobby. No, I don't work in porn.
#uierocks
PS: We're hiring.
Ok, what was with the coffee and bricks as weapons? Is that another Japanese thing I don't understand, or did the film run out of money waaay too quickly?
I guess after years and years of brains, your average zombie might be ready to switch it up a little. Although moaning "Boooooooooooobs" is just not the same.
Oh no! It's a huge group of zombies!(Zombie moans: boooooooooo..)Wait.... are they booing us? They don't care for us killing them ruthlessly? (Zombie moans: ...ooobs)Oh, wait never mind.
If they crave vagina,I'm guessing that dead or gay male is one of two things they are not.
It never ceases to amaze me how ridiculously good the japanese are at perverting everything.
"Evil Mutant Creatures with an unstoppable hunger for BOOBS!"
I thought those were called teenage boys.
Those boobs did not bounce, I am severely disappointed. Then again, I have an extreme aversion to fake boobage.
I'd watch Zombeaver if it was about a hidden clan of ninja beavers who rise to humanity's aid during the zombie apocalypse.
Tell me that wouldn't be awesome.
Didn't they already make something with a zombie vagoo? Either way I'm waiting for the crossover film where they all fight.
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