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Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Zomboobies

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This movie trailer is technically safe for work, but it’s not really safe for work if you have anything approaching a normal job. The Zomboobies plot summary:

While conducting experiments to create “the perfect boobs” a group of
doctors are transformed into Evil Mutant Creatures with an unstoppable
hunger for BOOBS! See our hot action women fight to keep their perfect
breasts out of the evil doctors’ mutant hands!!!

The real tragedy is that, after Zombie Ass and now Zomboobies, that Zombeaver can’t possibly be far being.

Actually, I’d watch the living shit out of Zombeaver if it were a movie about an undead beaver. A Japanese movie about vagina-craving undead, not so much.

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