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You can find out what the second bonus scene is (although I don't recommend it, seeing as the movie comes out in less than two days) after the NOT AS HUGE SPOILER WARNING jump.
So in the Thanos cameo runs in the middle of the credits. If you stick around through the credits, you're treated to a triumphant scene of Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, Bruce Banner, Black Widow all sitting around a table in a dingy restaurant silently eating together. Essential? No. Exciting? Not particularly. Funny as shit? Veyr much so.
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Wait, you got Thanos? Here in Australia, we had a shot of Mephisto......
And no dinner scene, but the shot of Alan Tudyk as Ant-Man on Hawkeye's arrow was pretty sweet!
Whoops I clicked on that link that goes to the massive spoilers and slightly ruined the movie for myself.
LOL this guy is my hero. He included a spoiler and didn't notice. Btw I don't care, cause I saw it last thursday.
I hear there is a deleted scene where Nick Fury gets fed up with all the avengers fighting one another and says "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking superheroes on this motherfucking Helicarrier!”
"Also, TAKE THAT, FOREIGN PEOPLE. YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SO HIGH AND MIGHTY GETTING AVENGERS EARLY? U-S-A! U-S-A!"
I saw the movie a week ago. I'm barely containing the urge to tell you who Joss Whedon kills this time. Don't push me.
All I can think with that picture is "Some villain has rigged this bus to explode if we drop below 50mph! Simon! Get out and push!"
Well, I always thought the Marvel Movie-verse version of the Avengers came across as a dysfunctional yet awesome family, one that only comes together to kick the crap out of a poor sap invading their home before going straight back to bickering amongst each other.
So them having dinner with absolutely nothing to say to each other just highlights that tone, is completely believable, and fucking comedy GOLD!! XD
U r right (and delightful enlighted) about the family aspect of the Movie, Working title was "Family Hug".
...Hawkeye is not there eating with them? Poor thing.Also: being foreign and getting to see the movie as early as possible still feels awesome. You guys don't know how it feels, but when you live in a 3rd world country, you have to wait WEEKS - sometimes MONTHS - before the release of a movie or a game already released anywhere else, and it's ridiculously unfair.It's nice to have been the first for a change.
Well that's bullshit. Paid $14 to see Avengers and they decide not to give me all of it. Plus I'll be seeing it again when my friend gets home. Will have to wait for blu-ray I suppose. There had better not be a million different versions and the good one isn't sold here, like Watchmen.
Thor: "Verily, I regret ordering cole slaw."Banner: "Does anyone want to split a Slammer if I order one?"Iron Man: "Just a note: we are NOT assembling this bill, 'kay?"
Is anyone else getting sick and tired of these extra scenes at the end of the credits? It was cool once or twice, but when it happens ...every...single...time... it just ain't that special anymore. It just means I have to sit around and pick my nose for 5 minutes until the scene starts.
Besides, no one will top Ferris Bueller's. "Go home!"
Yes! Man, movies should stop trying to give us extra, cool things and just stick to being disappointing piles of shit, like the Transformers films!
Here's an idea: You could actually read the credits and show some respect for all the people who worked their asses off to entertain you.
Calm down Nix_Nightbird, we all like these movies. No need to be an ass.
1) If the scenes are so great, put them in the movie. There is no functional purpose in putting them at the tail end of the credits.
2) Get off your high horse. Do you really sit and read every single credit and think "wow, Jimbo really did a fine job as Key Grip #2"? Of course not, so don't pretend you did, and don't give me shit for not wanting to have to sit there for 5 minutes while the theater staff glares at me for not moving.
The credits are awesome, some of the people working on the films have the most amazing names.
Also it's hilarious seeing someone listed as "Assistant to the assistant coffee maker for the bun toaster's, aunt's, husband's assistant to Mr Downey Jr"
I like to sit through the credits because they're educational. For one thing, that's how I found out that I'd worked on props for the Trek reboot. Imagine my surprise...
We stayed til the very end of the movie (screening in the UK) and the dinner sequence didn't come up.
DARN! And I was getting so smug about having seen it before you Yanks. Ah well, I KNOW WHAT THANOS LOOKS LIKE ASSHOLES, SUCK MY TOES!
Since no one else seems to wan tto confirm it for Rob, I will, having seen a bootleg Russian copy of AVENGERS online the other night. Coulson does die, but he does at least die heroically. (The bootleg cut off as the credits started, so sadly, I sawnone of that, anyway.)
The Wikipedia entry for the Avengers lists that Loki kills Coulson.This should be the new Snape kills Dumbledore.I'm already doing my part to ruin it for others.
Why would that happen? They remain faithful to everyone's 616 origin (ok, save Hulk) and just utterly trash Vision's?
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Fury's talk about Phase 2=LMD tech (that the Stark LMD joke and Coulson getting send off by Natsha for a face scan). 10.- Loki iced a Life Model Decoy. They just introduce him in the Comics and he's in the Ultimate Soider-Man cartoon, Marvel would be beyond reterded to just kill the likable audience stand-in character.
I know who Aaron Stack is in Marvel 616 but this is the Marvel Movieverse. Iron Man 3 will have Extremis. Clark Gregg has previously been announced as being in Iron Man 3.
If they do the LMDs and Vision they better do Ultron.I always pictured Vision as having that androgynous British accent that most aliens and robots seem to have.
Machine Man is ALL machine. No man.
In fact, he really doesn't like people very much.
Nope... Life Model Decoy, and he'll be re-built as The Vision. Coulson sounds like what the Vision must sound like; All monotone and deadpan.
Except in Iron Man 3 where Coulson is reanimated by the Extremis virus. He becomes more machine than man. A Machine Man if you will.
Good job, Whedon! Just as he becomes popular, make sure he can't be used ever again! Surely this was a wise decision for future marketing.
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It's still all sorts of awesome though
And don't watch it if you DON'T want spoilers :-)
And I kept telling my friend that we should keep sitting until the very end of the Avengers Movie in Germany (we already saw that Thanos ending). And there was nothing... Now I feel ripped off...
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When you see the movie, it makes sense as it's to do with something IM says towards the end
For those who have seen the movie I will simply say: RAWWWWWRRRRR *eyes snap open, audience cheers wildly*
Please tell me the diner scene goes something like " Hulk no believe in tipping! Hulk no tip because society says Hulk have to!"
