I was all set to belittle this new Amazing Spider-Man trailer for being really emo and mopey, but then it featured Andrew Garfield as Spidey making a quip (sure, it was a quip we've seen already, but I'll take it). And then the trailer started showing Spidey making some incredibly Spider-man-ish poses. And then it started showing some new bits of action scenes, many of which actually look pretty freaking awesome. So I really don't have anything to bitch about here. I have no idea how good the movie will or will not be, but damn, this trailer genuinely made me want to see it. Totally makes up for shoving Peter Parker's tiny penis in my face yesterday (metaphorically speaking).