The Japanese Opening for Transformers: Prime Brings the “Boyz Noise”
WOW. Just… wow. I’m no Prime fan, but even I wouldn’t have wished… whatever the fuck this is on the show. I mean, if the Autobots and Decepticons were rival inner-city dance gangs, this song by the Japanese Korean hip-pop group BigBang might be appropriate (also, Channing Tatum could voice Megatron!), but otherwise this is fucking insane. Even the Japanese must have watched this and said, “What the fuck?” And then gone back to pouring fake pee on their horrible deformed women’s quarter-torso fuck toys. Thanks to Michael T. for the tip.
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