Rob Schneider Is “The Polar Bear,” and This Is NOT a South Park Joke


But he’s about to discover that being a polar bear isn’t all it’s cracked up to be! Derp dee derp dee derp.

This is a real thing, and it’s called Norm of the North. They could at least have cast Norm Macdonald, but no – once again, somebody has made Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s predictions of cultural stupidity come more than true.

Are there fart jokes? OF COURSE there are fart jokes. And Robert J. Flaherty (look him up) turns in his grave.

Heather Graham, Ken Jeong, Gabriel Iglesias, Loretta Devine, Michael McElhatton, Colm Meaney and Bill Nighy were somehow blackmailed into doing voices too.

You need to feel my pain. Here…