I know I normally only do geek apparel of Thursday, but sometimes -- very rarely -- there is a nerd shirt so unbelievably awesome I have to post it no matter what day it is.
This is one of those days.
Son of Coul here is available on Ript Apparel for $10 for the rest of the day, or about 12 hours as of this article's posting. I'm guessing you know what to do, but just in case, here's a handy guide:
2) Come back here and fill the article comments with Agent Coulson-themed Army of Darkness quotes
3) Be content knowing that your day cannot possibly get any better