What do you mean "retcon"? Have you seen him lately?! He IS an Ewok. Hell.. even by Jedi he was well on his way.
And now back to your regularly scheduled goofiness -- goofiness like Whose Line Is It Anyways star Colin Mochrie reenacting scenes from the original Star Wars trilogy with classic Kenner action figures. Hey, do you know how much erotic fan fic there is for the improv comedy show Whose Line Is It Anyways in both its American and original British incarnations? Unless your answer is "way more than there ought to be," you've underguessed.




