It's kind of a slow news day, so enjoy five minutes of every single death shown in season 2 of Game of Thrones. If you could keep the comments spoiler-free, that'd be great, but I have a question for you guys: How long do you think will the death compilation for season 3 will be? 10 minutes? 20? Will they just have to show all 10 episodes back to back because they consist of nothing but people's death scenes? (Via Kotaku)
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Wonder how many "Tyrion Lannister vs. Monty Python's Black Knight" jokes will show up in the comments....
Hey... what's going to happen if the Game of Thrones TV series catches up with the books? Why, FILLER, OF COURSE!!!!! Suggested filler plotlines: -Kal Drogo comes back to life, dies again -Daenerys takes up horse racing to save the community rec center from being torn down. -Joffrey's sexy adventures! -Hodor. Hodor hodor. Hodor hodor, hodor? Hodor! -Garlic Jr. escapes from the Dead Zone. -Twenty-three episodes of people in a room discussing politics, none of which matter. -Clip shows! -Song and dance shows! -Orc invasion. orcs are fought off without the status quo changes. -That midget guy buys stilts, has adventures. -Recaps! Recaps, recaps, recaps! -Banquet footage. Unending banquet footage. -HBO makes up its own continuation and ending which differs wildly from whatever George R. R. Martin does.
All of this makes me wonder what the death scenes for more long-surviving characters will be. I mean, come on, you don't REALLY expect Daenerys to survive, do you?
What if Arya kills her, takes her face, and uses her dragons to win the seven kingdoms?
I'm thinking it'll be awesome to see the compilation for season's 3 & 4 when they're both done airing. For those out of the know, the material from book 3 is being split into two seasons so they can get as much onto the screen as possibly.
On the third one there are many, many, many deaths, some of them really shocking. But in the end it all depends on how much of the book the season will cover I guess
Don't worry, they'll be back in a book and a half, or something. As a zombie, or something. This isn't even so much a spoiler as the GRRM modus operandi.


