The Dragon Ball:

3 parts orange juice

2 parts sprite/7up or gingerale

1 part grenadine

garnish with star ice cubes (I use 4)

vodka could be added if you want to make Namekian Dragon Balls.

The FFF Haiku:                         

To one bad story                

Add many awesome comments                                

And a crying host.                               

Drink it if you dare                      

It will only kill your soul                    

In many small ways...                   

Gaming night 1 bottle Crown Royal 1 2 liter soda( Coke for OD&D, Mountain Dew for 4th Ed.) mix above and serve in martini glass rimmed with Doritos and Cheetos crumbs. Serve with a slice of pizza on the side. Serves 4-6, levels 3+.

The Dirty Blonde, a variation of a classic whiskey martini.

Ingredients:

1. One part Chivette of the Week

2. One part busty Burn Bra pic of the day

3. Two parts Hump Day Gallery

Stir with ice until chilled and garnish with a sprig of chive.

Keep calm.

We'll move up the ladder here from a shot, to a tumble, to a nice exotic cocktail. Themes may be disparate, but the tastes will make your mouth water.

The Cosmic Cube:

Take a large white sugar cube and soak it through with blue curacao until it's dripping. 

3/4 oz peach schnapps

1/4 oz bacardi

Lemon zest

Put ingredients into a shaker and shake until cold. Pour into a pony glass and then squeeze fresh lemon juice onto the top. Drop the blue cube into the pony glass and watch the energy flow and strike. The blue cube should diffuse slowly through the glass as tendrils of blue power. Drink in one gulp, but slowly, carefully. Power must be enjoyed if one is to court death herself.

The Wind Waker:

3/4 oz. 10 cane rum

2/4 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum

1/4 oz. Nassau Royale Vanilla Rum

1/4 oz. Elderberry Liqueur

A splash of blue curacao for colouring

Meyers Dark Rum Float

8 fresh mint leaves

1 cinnamon stick

This drink endeavors to capture the unity of the vast ocean and the far reaching winds of the magical device the Hero of the Winds holds: The Wind Waker.To begin, muddle the Malibu and Nassau Royale rums together with the mint leaves, adding a splash of soda water as you do so. Once satisfied, pour this along with the 10 cane rum into a shaker and shake until cold. Pour into a highball glass without adding ice. Chill the Elderberry liqueur by itself and then add into the glass. Splash a small amount of blue curacao, careful not to contaminate the whole drink with the color. Add ice and as you do feel as though each cube was a bomb headed your way by enemy pirates! Add Meyers Dark Rum to float on top to enhance the drama and the taste. How to get away? Well, now that you have you drink swirling with dangerous waters and smelling of the wind, lift your cinnamon stick wand and stir as you like. Careful though, one wrong turn now and you might end up somewhere you would rather not be.

The Lost Woods and Saria's Love:

Now, this might be prosaic of me, but Link's a bit of a jerk. Not every Link mind you, just the Link from Ocarina of Time. You know, the Link who is faced with true love when he is young and in adolescent fear runs from it. He never accepts Saria's feelings until it is far too late. In my opinion the reason that Link wanders back through the Lost Woods after the events of Majora's Mask is to find Saria again. He never does and turns into a Stalfos. This cocktail, elegant and powerful, is my attempt to recreate that feeling of longing and despair at something that is so close but so far out of our reach.

1 oz. Green Absinthe (I prefer Lucid but it is up to your preference)

2/4 oz. Midori

1/4 oz. Buffalo Grass Vodka

1/4 oz. Ginger Liqueur

2 drops of bitters

Simple Syrup to taste

Melon Balls and Buffalo Grass to garnish

Rimmed with salt and sugar coloured green

Sweeten the Absinthe using the "traditional method", this involves setting sugar cubes on fire and is to be taken at your own peril, much like any adventure. Once satisfied, chill the absinthe along with the Midori. Set the green elixir aside, this is your love in waiting, sweet as the day you saw her. Drink it now if you're feeling brave. Add the Buffalo Grass Vodka into a separate mixer with the Ginger Liqueur and stir until chilled.  This is what you have to lose, harsh and tasting slightly of despair. Drink it at your own peril. Now, mix the two together into a mixer heavy  with malaise and ice. Add a few drops of bitters as tears of regret and of hope. Simple syrup to taste, she did give you song after all, and what is sweeter than music? Pour all into a cocktail glass that has been rimmed with green coloured sugar and salt. Garnish with melon balls and Buffalo Grass.

Drink, and remember. But do not get lost in memory, for dangerous things lie to those who hide in dreams.

Thank you. I hope you enjoy my creations as much as I did making them for you.

-ShatteredUmbra

Buckaroo Banzai One shot of tequila, one shot of dark rum, one shot of whiskey. Shake vigorously in a strainer with ice. Serve into a highball glass and chug it. Prepare to enter the 8th dimension!

The Weenie Cocktail

Ingredients:

1. One part Anakin Skywalker

2. One part Arthas, the Lich King

3. One part Joffrey Lannister

4. Two splashes of aromatic bitters.

-Mix ingredients well with crushed ice and strain.

-Add a twist of lemon peel for garnish.

The first sip will burn like hatred.

The second sip will make you cry like a pussy.

Ingredients:

1.  1/2 oz King Kong's saliva

2. 2 oz Caesar's blood

3. One finger of a Simisear

4. 3 dB Family Guy's Evil Monkey screams

5. 2 oz Optimus Primal's motor oil

I call this...

The Monkey Band (Serge Voronoff would be proud!)

(Also, please don't let me win; I'm in the UK! :(

"Troma"1 1/2 oz Absinthe1oz Chocolate Vodka1/2 oz Creme De MentheShaken and strained in a martini glass. Just the film company,  a guilty pleasure. Boomstick!2oz Cherry Vodka1oz Golschlager dash of Grenadine Shake and strain Vodka and Golschlager, top with a dash or two of Grenadine. Hail To The King Baby!A Nightmare on Rum Street2oz Wray & Cousins Rum2oz Lime Vodka1oz AftershockServed with ice. Whatever You Do...Don't....Pass....Out....

Already entered one, and I realized I get two more.  So......

"Kryptonite"

--1 1/2 oz vodka

1/2 oz everclear

Fill with equal parts green Monster or Amp energy drink and green gatorade of your choice. Shake with ice. Serve as shooters or cocktail over ice. (This drink WILL take down even the Man of Steel!)

Jokers Tokin

1 oz vodka

1 oz gin

1 oz tequila

1/2 oz 151 rum

3 oz Lavender margarita mix

Splash sprite and float midori

Shake, serve over ice... with a smile

Thermyscirian Screw

2oz Metaxa Grand Reserve

2oz Kauffman vodka

1oz sweet and sour mix

4oz pomegranate juice

Shake with ice, then strain into a champagne flute. Repeat until desired results are achieved.

The shortest way into Wonder Woman's, uh, heart. Yeah, that's the ticket.

The Ron Swanson

Whiskey - from the bottle

Serve with a dozen eggs and two pounds of bacon on the side.

The 'Over 9000'

1 can of Guinness

1 bottle of Racer 5 IPA.

1 shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey

1 shot of Kahlua 

Mix in Guinness and Racer 5 in the style of a Black and Tan, place Jameson and Kahlua in shotglass and drop into mix. 

Slam combined awesome. 

It helps if you focus your attention on some poor soul and scream at them "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!" until the sweet taste subsides.

The Gay Ork - Shot (It's green and fruity!)

Equal parts Midori, Pear Vodka, and Sour Apple Pucker.

The Mary Sue - Highball (Sickly sweet, and sparkly)

1 oz Goldschlager

1/4 oz Sloe Gin

1/4 oz Chambord or Blackberry Schnapps

Fill with juice of choice, preferably mango or guava

Add grenadine

The Falcon Punch 

A drink that takes kind of a long time to set up and is really probably a bad idea but come on, go big or go home. 

SHOW ME YOUR MOVES:

The Shot

1 part cinnamon schnapps

1 part 151 proof rum

1 dash cranberry juice

The Pint

1 part Red Bull 

1 part  Hawaiian Punch

2 parts Orange Juice

Take the Schnapps and cranberry juice mixed into the shot and layer the rum on top from the back of a spoon. Light it on fire and lift it over the Pint. 

Shout: "FALCON" as you drop the flaming shot into the pint. 

Drink the whole damn thing in one pull.

Shout "PUNCH!" 

Literally punch the person sitting next to you while they are distracted.

Smurf Juice

4 oz whipped cream (by volume)

4 oz cup blueberrry juice

3 oz vodka

Stirred not shaken. Stuff coats the throat and make you as loopy as Gargamel.

Mudstained and Splaying, gratis MST3K "Time Chasers"

1 part Rum, 1 part creme de cacao, a splash of cream, served in a fudge-stained glass.  A joint effort with my college roommate.  

The Earthworm Jim

2 oz Tequila

1 oz Jim Beam

8 oz blue Gatorade

1 Sour Gummi Worm

Pour mixture into an empty Bud Lite can and place Gummi Worm into the top threaded through the tab.  Drink until you can unintentionally refer to a girl in the bar as "Princess What's-Her-Name"

The Spirit Bomb

(Functionally similar to a Jagerbomb)

1 shot of Awamori

1 can of Red Bull

2 oz Blue Curacao Liqueur

Pour the Blue Curacao and Red Bull into a pint glass. and the Awamori into a shot glass.

Spend three episodes holding the Awamori shot over your head before finally dropping it wholly into the Red Bull. 

Drink this only when you intend to stop drinking for the night and want this to be your last drink, but discover the bartender's final form and render the gesture largely unnecessary. 

Slimeball

Ingredients:

-1 bottle Midori melon liqueur, chilled

-1 package lime gelatin mix

Preparation:

-Cook gelatin as per instruction, replacing ¾ of the cold water with chilled Midori. Chill until set.

-Mix gelatin dessert with remainder of chilled Midori in a pitcher.

-Serve over Bill Murray.

Genesis PunchIngredients: -1 part rum -1 part 7-Up, Sprite, or similar -1 part pineapple juice -Grenadine (for color) -Diced and mashed mango, pineapple, and oranges Preparation: -Combine ingredients. -In lieu of shaking by hand, give martini shaker to Kirk as Khan tells him he’ll be marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. BURIED. ALIVE. -Strain. Serve over ice.

#1  The Goonies

5 Parts Spiced Rum (of course)

1 Part rice wine

1 Part Orange Soda

1 Part Cherry 7 UP

1 diced cherry tomato

Stirred with Baby Ruth Candy Bar

#2  The Captain Planet

1 part Amarula Cream (this is the stuff Elephants get drunk with)

1 Part Grey Goose Vodka

1 Part Mekong Rice Wiskey

1 part Pisco Brandy

1 Part Wild Turkey

Note You need to light it on fire for at least ten seconds otherwise the alcohol concentration could kill your liver.  Top with a ring of Lemon for presentation (don't actually put it in the drink).

#3  The Wonka

1 Part Kahlua mudslide mix

1 Part Peppermint Schnapps

1 Part Marshmallow Moonshine

1 Part Wild Blue Beer

1/2 part 99 apple

1/2 part Boone Farm

Oh, I actually already invented this over a debauchery-filled weekend in Las Vegas:

Zombie Bite

Vodka, tequila, cranberry juice, crushed cranberries, lime pulp floating on top, garnished with a kiwi.

**not responsible for any death, and/or actual zombification resulting from this drink.

entry three. hulk bomber.half and half of vodaka and pepsie or coke. add a teaspoon of milk for flavoring and some green m&ms for flavor. or one can put their favorite beer  or kalua in place of pepsie.

entry 2. scarlet witch delight 2/4 jack daniels any kind mixed with red wine. and set aflame  then throw in some crushed pezes for some flavor.after the flames are put out.

entry black mercy. 3-4 scotch or vodka. 3-4 seven up  . and add some crushed oreos tor some flavor . and pour in a glass with ice cubes. or one can subistute melted chocolate for the oreos.

Castle Grayskull

rocks glass with ice

3/4 oz Boru Vodka (a Castle brand)

3/4 oz Crystal Head Vodka (comes in a glass skull bottle)

1/2 oz Kahlua

1/2 oz  half and half creamer (or a heavy whipping cream from carton, not whipped)

The Punk Hazard:

-Mix 1 part Blue Ice vodka and 3 parts cinnamon schnapps.

-Fill cocktail glass 2/3 full with frozen, shaved blue raspberry juice.

-Fill glass to just shy of the brim with the vodka/schnapps.

-Add 1 drop capsicum extract.

The FTL (Faster than Light)

Mix the following :

1 Fuzzy Navel

1 Tequila shot

1 Lime slice

It starts off sweet and easy, but about half way through you'll feel like your guts have been scattered all over the galaxy.

The R'lyeh Dark Dream

Mix the following :

4 oz  Sake

2 oz Absinthe

1 oz Squid Ink

Garnish with a fried squid tentacle

You don't have to travel to a nightmare corpse-city to see non-Euclidean architecture as you can get your hands on the briny black brew.

Scotch, Nietzsche

Mix the following:

Scotch

Club Soda

Squid Ink

When you have been staring into the Abyss, and the Abyss won't stop staring back, and you've just about had enough, drink these until you can't focus enough to stare at anything.

The Topless Robot- You'll need:

1 shot glass

All your dignity

1 bottle of Jack (or whatever is cheap and/or on sale - bonus points if it comes in a box)

1 bucket

First off, grind up all your dignity that's still left and put it in the shot glass...  Throw it away.

Next, chug the bottle.

The bucket should be self-explanatory.

This drink pairs quite well with Fan Fiction Friday.

Nick's Fury

3 parts AMERICAN Bourbon

2 part reduction of brandy and brown butter 

1 part Campari 

dash of vermouth

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker and shake vigorously. 

Strain into rocks glass over a SINGLE round "whiskey ball" piece of ice.

For Nick Fury, there is bourbon, some fat, the brandy Campari and vermouth just add a bit of international flavor a drink for the spymaster of the Marvel World. The single round piece of ice should speak for itself.  

The Disqusting

1 cup Everclear

1 cup Sprite

1 cup distilled Essence of My Voice Nation

1 tbsp bitter tears

1 tbsp bile

1 tbsp angry fanboy spittle

Mix together, stir vigorously, forcibly serve to and pour down the throats of all TR readers, holding noses and mouths shut to aid in swallowing.

The Unit 01:

2 parts green apple vodka

1 part grape Kool-Aid

Best served with a pair of earbuds while quietly asking your guests "Why do you pilot the Eva?"

If serving on a train, double the vodka.  Beware any redhead girls or uncomfortably forward boys with red eyes.

THE HOLY HAND GRENADE

“Yes of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Tis one of the sacred drinks Brother Maynard Imbibes. Brother Maynard, Read to us the recipe!”

-First thou must pour into a glass, a ½ ounce of Coconut Rum.

-Second, thou must pour on top another ½ ounce of Coconut Rum.

-Thirdly, thou must pour a ½ ounce of Watermelon Liqueur.

- Next shalt thou add a ½ ounce Triple Sec, and the number of ounces of Triple Sec thou shalt add will be ½.

-Then thou must fill the rest of the glass with Sweet & Sour. Till it is a thumb’s length from the rim shalt thou fill.

-Once the glass is almost full, addest thou a splash of Lime to thy drink.

-Afterwards you must add to the mixture 1 Red Pepper.

-After you have ceased your mixing, and see that thy work is good, then thou mayest add the final ingredient. Dry Ice. Take heed that thou dost not drink the Dry Ice itself.

For best results: Shout “One, Two, Five!” Before Drinking.

Slurm:

1 oz. Midori

1/3 oz.  Three Olives Dude

equal parts sours and sprite. 

(optional add one mezcal worm, and fill a soda can or bottle)can be made as a shot or a drink. 

 Surprisingly very refreshing.

The Monkeyman & O'Brien:

banana liqueur

coconut rum

blue curacao

grenadine

lots of maraschino cherries

The Captains Courageous

3 oz. Romulan Ale

3 oz. Tea, Earl Grey, Hot

3 oz. Raktajino

Make it just so.  While individuals may prefer one ingredient over the others, it is the balance that delivers the best experience.  Serve to good friends for great times. 

The Voyager Conspiracy

1 oz. Romulan Ale

1 oz. Tea, lukewarm

3 oz. Water

4 oz. Voyager Concentrate (see below)

Mix Romulan Ale and Tea, then water down.  Add Voyager Concentrate and serve warmed over.  Directions for Voyager Concentrate: Find someone passed out from drinking Captains Courageous drinks.  Mix two oz. of their piss and two oz. of their vomit.  Leave on the counter unsealed for at least a week.

The Enterprise Incident

1 oz. Blue Kool-Aid

1 oz. Root Beer, flat

3 oz. Water

4 oz. Voyager Concentrate

Mix Kool-Aid and Root Beer, then water down.  Add Voyager Concentrate.  Stir.

Serve to customers until they pass out or leave.

If customers reawaken and still want more, take 1 Captains Courageous, 1 Voyager Conspiracy, and 1 Enterprise Incident and puree.  Serve with a chaser of Tea, lukewarm and Bitters.

Vizzini's Land War in Asia:

1/2 glass sake

1/2 plum wine

1/2 oz ginger syrup

Garnish with a slice of asian pear

Almost as foolish as going up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Tequila Selai

2 part Tequila

1 part Chambord

dash of Angostura bitters

(emergency induction port optional)

The TARDIS (Tasty And Refreshing Decline In Sobriety)

Blue Curacao

Blue Raspberry Vodka

Bombay Sapphire Gin

Drink a few and things get "Wibbley Wobbley".

A few more and things get "Timey Wimey" as you wake up in the future.

Keep going and you'll find yourself staring into the porcelain vortex pondering about how much bigger you must be on the inside.

The Captain Mar-vell:

Mix any Human drink with any Kree Drink and then add uranium dust.  Drink it and wait to die from cancer.

The Mr. TIce cold Glass wrapped in cold gold chains...Milk 

Step 1: take all of the ingredients for a margarita and combine them. Step 2: pour margarita mixture into ice cube trays. Step 3: put ice cube trays into super cold freezer to make "margarita ice cubes." Step 4: fill a glass with cubes. Step 5: wait excitedly for ice cubes to melt into margarita form. Step 6: drink margarita and try to ignore the fact that it took 30 minutes just for the cubes to melt enough to drink. I call it "The Dial-up Margarita Experience." And if you don't get the reference, you're too young.

The romulan ale: 1. Go to store. 2. Buy 6 pack of romulan ale. 3. Drink 4. Vomit http://comicsnbeer.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/032210sixpack.jpg

The "Tea Earl Grey, Hot Toddy" Mix equal parts water and whiskey in a pot. Add 1 cinnamon stick, 3 earl grey tea bags, and sugar to taste. Heat mixture until boiling. Drink from a tea cup.

Cactus juice One part Gatorade One part Absithine One part Grenerdine stir with a metal boomerang an serve in a shot glass made of ice