either abraxas finaly got hired by conan or cominix is now moonlighting as an intern . and if that is just a little preview something tells me rob has a real special fan fiction friday of evil and depravity as his last one be afraid be afraid now
Conan O'Brien has been showing off various directors' audition tapes that they've made in hopes of getting put in charge of Star Wars: Episode VII, and last night's entry is the perfect thing to whet your appetite for the FFF to come. It won't fill you up, it won't completely disgust you, but it will get you suitably ready for what you're about to read.
Still: Thank god they weren't Gungans.
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YOU JUST MADE IT WORSE! GOD, NO! LONG, SLIMY GUNGAN TOUNGES WRIGGLING AROUND YOUR... NO, JUST... EUGH, NO!
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@UncleShmalbert Where is Abraxas? He'll be giggling like a little girl with all this suffering.
@AFMG A Fleshlight (Avatar Model), one of those terrifying three holed onaholes that looks like a woman's torso with a mouth, breasts, and a vagina, and a ritually inscribed anal dagger, coated in Japanese "Virgin Sweat".
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Fine, fine, I'll ring him up...
(readies ritual materials, dons cultist robes, and begins to chant in alien tounges...)
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@Lithroe It's at least as practical an idea for the Empire as the Death Star itself
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I imagine that's pretty much the original reason the Empire had a base on Endor
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Rob. Remember this day. Put it deep in your mind.
Because one day while you are working at your new job, I swear to you that you will find a post from me.
With a picture of a realistic E.T.
You deserve nothing less.
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That moment when you're feeling a bit misty and sentimental about Rob's departure, then BOOM. Ewok Centipede.
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On the one hand, HILARIOUS bit...
On the other, I think Rob is going to make us hate him as his final act.
