Make Your Own Star Wars…Kinda
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Want to feel like a Disney executive without the massive salary, Club 33 access, VIP parking and pretty much every other perk? Now you (sort of) can – plan the next Star Wars movie with this fun little desktop diversion of a game, The Star Wars Sequel Debacle Simulatron.
Mix and match writers, directors, stars, story elements and possible titles to see who winds up with the best review and box-office take. It’s not something that will consume hours of your time, but as a momentary diversion while filling out those TPS reports, it may make you crack a smile when you imagine Miranda July directing a Jedi adventure that stars Michael Bay.
h/t SlyDante
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist