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@nix.nightbird once again I'll recommend the scene from this season's premier of Justified where Ellen May empties a pistol into a furry - hysterical
Get some tail for a $95 donation? Sorry, no..an actual tail.
I can't imagine how a robot tail that wags like a dog's (but is worn by a human) failed to find funding on Kickstarter. Thankfully for furries everywhere, the inventor hasn't given up and now it's on Indiegogo.
Tailly is not just a toy, nor is it a fashion accessory or a gadget. It is those three items combined, and, since it reacts to the heart beat rate, an extension of the users' body. Tailly is fun to wear to parties, while out with friends or playing with kids. You could even wear Tailly on a date and express your true feelings through the wagging tail. Even better, your partner could also wear one for the both of you to add a level of subconscious communication between the two of you.
I await the cybernetic leg-braces that read your level of arousal and automatically hump the nearest leg whenever critical mass is reached. And god forbid somebody figures out a way to keep this tail-thing straight and hard, with only the occasional vibration (you know they will).
Extremely super terrific video of the Tailly in (safe-for-work) action after the jump:
h/t Canadian.Scott via Uproxx
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So basically I would not be able to feign interest with this cause the tail wouldn't wag...
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@Timely-Tardis-Lego Only if there was a little tazer at the tip that struck when the mechanism sensed you were agitated. Never have to deal with creepers again!
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@rabidronnie @Timely-Tardis-Lego Well until Japan gets to that you will still have to do it manually.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7pswZIPW1r9yv4yo1_500.jpg
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I found this gif a few weeks ago, it made number one of four weird things that exist.
http://img7.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-thing-existance-547167.gif
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as far as i am aware it monitors your states of arousal and uses your mobile phone location data to form an emotional map. this map can then be compared with the maps of others. the tail thing is just window-dressing.
i dunno who will have access to the personal data that will be collected
but it will be worth far more than the sales of the tails.
big brother was a rank amateur.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine hello kitty stamping on a human face — forever.
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Honestly surprised this failed to raise funding, given all the people who'd be interested in it.
Makes me suspect more of a PR problem.
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@CaptainZADL @GeneralTekno Have you seen the costume work that some of them have? I doubt money is a problem. They probably just don't like the press as people will think they are weirdos (see CSI episode).
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@Canadian.Scott @CaptainZADL did u see the episode of 1000 was to die the guy got high and found a group of furriers and tried to work his way into the group they run him off then he found a real bear and thought it was a furrier. It did not end well.
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Add this to the brain powered kitty ears and you are half way to .... something.
Not sure what, bur I am sure it will result in porno.
