Some games these days are just too complicated. You have to use two joysticks at once plus a bunch of buttons, or actually wave something around until your arms get tired. And who remembers every command on keyboard-based games?
Never fear, deskchair warrior: we have located a game that requires none of this. No memory, no dexterity, nothing...except the ability to scroll down.
You can do that, can't you? Very well, then. Game on!