"WHYYYY...is AMERICA...so ROBO-PHOBIC?" Bless you, Samuel L. Jackson. You were born to play a bizarro-world Bill O'Reilly.
Beyond that, I'll say what I've always been saying about this: you can't reproduce one of the greatest movies ever, but you can do a lot better than its sequels, and I suspect this will. I love the stuff set in Tehran.
Watch after the jump.