You'll Never Guess Who's Replacing Schwarzenegger in Jingle All the Way 2

By Luke Y. Thompson in DVDs, Movies, TV
Tuesday, February 11, 2014 at 2:32 pm

This guy:


Yes, that's WWE's wacky Canadian-Italian, Santino Marella, who'll be directed by a guy who also did DTV sequels to The Tooth Fairy and Dr. Dolittle. Technically, Larry the Cable Guy is top-billed, but second-billed Santino has gotta be the Arnold surrogate. Gotta be.

For those not familiar with Santino's acting, such as it is, he's actually pretty great at playing a doofus with a goofy accent, which is obviously the primary criterion here. Check out some of his work...

There's also going to be a fourth Marine movie - the first in the series to feature the same star as its predecessor, in this case the Miz, who'll costar with WWE diva Summer Rae, no doubt creating a goofy tie-in angle with Fandango.

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