Aside from the fact that neither is currently the huge A-list star they wish to be, JCVD and David Cross' malapropism-prone actor Tobias Funke don't have a lot in common. Except for one key detail - both have made available greenscreen footage of themselves for various fan contests and projects.
Finally, Doug Sakmann did the obvious and put them together in the same movie. He must feel the same way Mr. or Ms. Reese did the first time s/he decided to shove peanut butter inside every conceivable candy, because this is both nutty and smooth.
Watch your back, Ron Howard.
h/t James Brown