8. Abraham Lincoln, Steapunk Alien Hunter.
Once you beat vampires, it is the next logical step. And speaking of that...
9. Can You Dig Him, (Blood) Sucker?
Estonian researchers want to dig up Count Dracula's real-life grave. In other news, it seems there have never, ever been any horror movies shown in Estonia.
10. Samurai Soccer.
Because I'm not above shamelessly piggybacking off of trending topics like the World Cup, especially if they throw in something tangential to our interests like a samurai who has a way with a football. That World Cup - it sure is World Cup-y. Like every other World Cup, but different. Though still a World Cup, for sure.
11. Krazy Kat Lady.
Men, the tables are turned - here's a woman who has trouble getting dates because of her toy collection.
And now you know how they feel.
12. The Raid Will Get Remade.
But why, you ask, when the first one was just fine as it was, and there's already an unofficial remake called Dredd? Gareth Evans has the answer: