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“I Want a Pony Semen Jar for Christmas” – A Topless Robot Holiday Carol


 

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The most horrible toy-related story of the year, the Pony Cum Jar Project is the gift that keeps on giving. In case you missed it, it involves “self-love,” a My Little Pony toy in a jar, and some accidental radiator overheating.

And now, courtesy of Krista Johnson, we have a song about it. Is “enjoy” the right word?