The 12 Smuggest Pricks in Hollywood
Posted at 5:03 AM Mar 03, 2008
By Rebecca Kelley
Like flies to honey, smug pricks are attracted by the alluring pull of the Hollywood sign. Whether under the guise of actor, musician, political pundit, or plain ol' Z-list celebrity, there are enough self-righteous assholes in the spotlight to start their own country (may we suggest Pricktenstein?). Below we've detailed 10 of the smuggest pricks in Hollywood. While we've barely scraped the bottom of the barrel, we feel that these asswads round out the various prick classifications.
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12) Wilmer Valderrama
Take a look at that photo and remind yourself that this man has reportedly tapped Mandy Moore, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Scarlet Johansson, and countless other beauties who most likely now have gonorrhea, courtesy of Fez. Other than the retardo trifecta of having a shitty first name, crap MTV show, and movie career, Wilmer's only claim to fame is that he's seen more vag than a gynecologist. Take him out of Hollywood and he'd be some random short Latino dude who details your car, but because he stumbled onto That 70's Show and leeched onto Ashton Kutcher's teat like a hungry parasite, he gets to bang any hot girl he can get his douchey hands on.
10) Chris Daughtry / Jennifer Hudson (tie)
These two assholes were gorging on humble pie when they were contestants on American Idol, yet once they sell some records and get cast in a major motion picture, suddenly their farts don't stink. Chris Daughtry (now just “Daughtry,” in case you can't read that ridiculous tattoo on his back) sneered about the “cheesy” pictures from American Idol he was asked to autograph. Jennifer Hudson, when not picking her teeth with her Oscar, would wipe her ass with American Idol if it were a physical entity that she could grab in her meaty paw.
Listen, fuckwads: as corny as American Idol is, both of you would be nothing without that show, so drop the sense of entitlement and give credit where it's due. It's not like you have to suck Simon Cowell's dick or anything, just don't act like you could have easily put out a hit album or won a goddamn Academy Award all by yourself without the aid of a number one TV show and exposure to 40 million people.
8) Bill Maher / Dr. Phil (tie)
We are utterly convinced that Bill Maher makes every chick that he bangs put on a Bill Maher face mask because it's the only way he can have sex with himself. Every joke he makes on Real Time with Bill Maher oozes with so many self-congratulatory back pats that it's nauseating. Dr. Phil is even worse. While Bill Maher at least proverbially sucks his own cock due to somewhat intelligent observations, Dr. Phil takes idiotic claims like “You need to ditch that zero and get with a hero” and re-purposes it under the guise of sound advice and enlightening psychiatry. Unfortunately, millions of fat housewives like to hear Dr. Phil talk as much as he likes it, which only adds fuel to his fat, bald fire.
7) Anyone on Fox News
Hannity, Colmes, O'Reilly, oh my! Throw in a couple of newscasters and the ever-delightful frequent guest, Ann Coulter, and you've got enough attention whoring to power Times Square. Normal people don't say the sort of shit that spews out of Fox News and plops into your living room. But what if you want attention, yet aren't intelligent or charismatic enough to gain it? Well, here's an easy fix: just say something retarded like “Women shouldn't be able to vote” or “Gay marriage will lead to people marrying goats, dolphins, and ducks,” and congratulations, somehow you've magically caught people's attention. Whether that attention is positive, however, is another story...
6) Eddie Murphy
Want to know why you didn't win that Oscar you felt you so richly deserved, Eddie? It's because Academy voters remember Norbit, Daddy Day Care, and, God help us, The Adventures of Pluto Nash. They've given up on the Raw/Beverly Hills Cop/48 Hours Eddie Murphy, because he died with acid washed jeans and feathered hair. All you give us is bullshit kids' movies and sneer at us for not respecting you as an actor, then you pull on a fat suit and hone your “craft” by recycling movie premises that weren't funny to begin with. You aren't entitled to shit because you give us nothing BUT shit. When you put out a few quality movies in a row, then we'll talk; until then, we hear that Wesley Snipes needs a new direct-to-DVD costar.
5) Bryant Gumbel
Listen, Bryant. Stop interviewing athletes as if you're reporting from the heart of the shit going down in Darfur. We get the feeling that Bryant describes his own dumps in grandiose prose. Sometimes a turd is just a turd. No need to polish it up and pass it off as fois gras. Bryant Gumbel makes the guys over at ESPN look like the dudes throwing the awesome kegger down the hall, and he's the guy who files a noise complaint because he has cello practice at 8 am the next morning. He is in serious need of a wedgie, preferably of atomic proportions.
4) Sean Penn
When Chris Rock made a joke at Jude Law's expense at the 77th Academy Awards, the appropriate response is to chuckle politely, not stiffly retort that um, hello, Jude Law is “one of our finest actors.” Sean Penn's funny bone seems as broken as his character's mental abilities in I Am Sam. I mean, the guy makes millions, is a fantastic actor, and has won numerous awards for his craft. What the fuck is he so sour about? Dude's totally got Rosebud Syndrome. Upon his deathbed he'll drop his Oscar and mutter “Madonnaaaaaa” or something.
3) Dane Cook
Sure, we'll guiltily admit to chuckling at a Dane Cook every now and then, but that's because he's adept at telling stories. The man has no jokes (none that he hasn't stolen, anyway), but try explaining that to his numbskull fanbase and you'll get incredulous stares from an army of guys wearing pink polo shirts and cargo shorts. It's sad, really. These guys don't know any better, and their sheeplike adoration of Dane Cook only further encourages him to do ill-advised shit like “act” and “release music albums.” Unfortunately, the only cure for Dane Cook-itis is to introduce his douche bag fanbase to another smug prick to idolize. It's kind of like The Ring, only the ring is actually a barbed wire tattoo around the bicep.
2) Dustin Diamond
Listen up, Frankie Muniz and that kid with the big head from Jerry Maguire: just because you're annoyingly entertaining as a child actor doesn't mean you'll have a thriving and illustrious career as an adult. When that fall from grace happens, you have two options: accept that your youth was your time to shine and respectfully rejoin society with your dignity intact...or emulate Dustin Diamond in every way possible. Dustin desperately clings onto his smug prickery because it's the only thing keeping him in the spotlight. Sex tape? Check. Celebrity Fit Club? Check. Hack stand-up comedy act where you crack “clever” jokes about Zack Morris being gay? Zing and check. Dustin, do us a favor and just fuck off and die already, because nobody gives a shit about Screech Powers any more, no matter how hard you try to convince us otherwise.
1) Uwe Boll
Uwe Boll is the adult embodiment of “I'm taking my ball and going home.” Please understand, Uwe, that you make SHITTY movies. Don't get all pissed off when critics react appropriately to bullshit like House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne, and any other video game or comic book you can utterly massacre during the transition to the big screen. Beating your critics in a boxing match doesn't mean you're now magically some fantastically talented director; it just means that you're a delusional prick who by some act of God continues to get paid good money for sub par work.
Comments
You are very good at blogging. Very interesting!
Posted 03/04/2008 at 09:50:35 PMC'mon, William Shatner didn't make the top 10?!
Posted 03/05/2008 at 12:46:46 AMYou nailed every one. Great post.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 12:51:15 AMBill Maher may be smug, but he's not a prick.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 12:51:33 AMHaha, you missed Eli Roth. The guys worse than Boll and people take him seriously!
Posted 03/05/2008 at 12:56:59 AMRebecca I bet you are a fkin fat housewife, who obviously needs to improve her sexual life.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 01:14:17 AMI agree with Eli Roth being added to the list. I also think that Quentin Tarantino needs to be up there, but that may just be me.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 01:18:08 AMSeems to me the smuggest prick of all is he author of this blog. You don't know shit about this people. Why do you feel the need to tear them down?
Posted 03/05/2008 at 01:24:01 AMMbe u should add yerself to that list? You sound like some fat guy who doesn't get any pussy. Just saying, you know, yer kinda really really bitter about something.....being ugly perhaps?
Posted 03/05/2008 at 01:28:45 AMpenises and vaginas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 03/05/2008 at 01:33:23 AMOk, GREAT list but what the Feukk happened to:
Paris Hilton
Posted 03/05/2008 at 01:46:33 AMGeorge Clooney
Michael Moore
P.E.T.A
Paula Abdul
It's so sad that many of you people are pissed off over this list. How about getting a sense of humor? Or perhaps you need the surgery to remove the sticks from your asses.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 01:46:58 AMGreat blog. Hilarious!!
Hahah I bet amy is her fat bitch friend too!
Posted 03/05/2008 at 02:05:42 AMgreat blog,had a good laugh
Posted 03/05/2008 at 02:16:37 AMwhy is it okay for a woman to casually call a man a "prick" but if you call a woman a "cunt" you get treated like ron paul during the republican primary?
did i just make the list?
Posted 03/05/2008 at 02:52:06 AMSean Penn, um HELL ya The rest?
Posted 03/05/2008 at 02:56:34 AMI vaguely recognize three or four of the people you describe and never heard of the rest. Does that mean that there is something wrong with me -- or with you? In fact I don't know who you are or why you write this stuff?
Posted 03/05/2008 at 02:57:21 AMBecause Ron Paul is a lame ass mother fucken cunt, you prick.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 02:58:40 AMWhat a laffer, Rebecca. You've gotta have some personal, inside information on these people, else how would you even find the names for them? Basically, it's very good, great fun and helps me start my day right.
Are there any other good areas you've written about, lately?
Oh, and a few of my favorites, or at least honorable mentions:
- Barbra
Posted 03/05/2008 at 03:27:27 AM- Mika B.
- Mademoiselle Cotillard
- All of Daniel's list
How is Ashton Kutcher not on here? He'd be close to the top with his arrogant bombastic attitude constantly on display in Punk'd (which has an 'e' in it by the way).
Posted 03/05/2008 at 04:29:22 AMWith George Clooney, yes he is smug but he isn't a prick. George Clooney is an actor that I admire and he has character when he's just simply himself, unlike some actors.
Someone like Sean Penn is a smug prick because he cannot take a joke and any tiny little jab directed at him sends him in a fit of rage as he finds his quill to write a letter at that said person.
George Clooney puts on the smugness and the 'I'm so great' attitude as a joke. When accepting speeches, doing interviews, promo's he stays in a smug character because he is good at making it look funny and entertaining.
That's just what I think though. I'm not a massive GC fan but he has this positive aura which makes it hard to despise him.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 04:29:48 AMWhen Chris Rock called out Jude law, I did not think it was funny either. Seemed like a low blow from someone that was jealous of Law. So, I respect Penn for doing what he did.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 04:34:55 AMA lot of the people angry about this post sound like the fat housewives and sheep in pink polos that the author writes about.
Great blog sir.. dead on.
Bill Shattner is a God amongst men.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 04:56:47 AMPluto Nash wasn't that bad. Better than most movies today unless you thought it was serious perhaps.
Maybe you should start a smug prick bio database and just keep adding assholes to it.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 05:16:42 AMCrack open an atlas. Fox News is in New York City and nowhere near Hollywood, California.
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Posted 03/05/2008 at 05:28:53 AMHave you ever stopped to think why all these people act like they do? Actors are just that, actors. Few of them have a handle on reality. The richer they get, the farther their heads go up their asses. They are self centered, ego driven and very insecure. The only reason any of them make money is because of us. Like them or not, just to mention their name drives them on.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 05:32:49 AMYou forgot the two that should rank # 1 & 2.
#2 - Jon Stewart. Anybody who's parents can't spell "John" obviously is the product of two sub-par intellects. His asinine banter proves that two morons do not beget a genius.
#1 - Stephen Colbert. His idiotic, pointless rantings remind one of what might happen at tard school when they run out of ice cream.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 05:36:15 AM#2 - Jon Stewart. Anybody who's parents can't spell "John"
Jon is short for Jonathan...
Posted 03/05/2008 at 06:04:01 AM"Take him out of Hollywood and he'd be some random short Latino dude who details your car,..."
On behalf of all Latinos, FUCK YOU, you racist.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 06:07:30 AMC'mon, I love Yo Momma.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 06:19:09 AMWhat!? Tom Cruise isn't in this list? Watch some Tom Cruise videos... Not only is he prick, but he's crazy.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 06:43:42 AMi dont think Sean Penn should be on the list ...
Posted 03/05/2008 at 06:55:07 AMi've read on so many sites that he is an OK guy ...
haha i love it when people tell the truth. Actually most celebrities are so full of themselves.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 07:06:22 AMpretty good.
i just hate Bill Maher
Posted 03/05/2008 at 07:22:06 AMYep - Cruise has GOT to be on there.
What about M Night Shamalamadingondg? PRICK!!
And piss off to the Stewart/Colbert haters - go blow Big Papa!
Posted 03/05/2008 at 07:30:24 AMThe language in this article shows that the author is another member of this group!
Posted 03/05/2008 at 07:39:18 AMWow, screech is still around? We were just talking aboot him the other day... I had assumed he was off on some drug-addled bender by now...
Posted 03/05/2008 at 07:41:33 AMWhere's George Clooney? He should be #1 !!!
Posted 03/05/2008 at 07:55:36 AMSmug prick or not, I would bang Ann Coulter five ways from Sunday. My 'big head' totally disagrees with almost everything that comes out of her mouth. but my 'little head' thinks she is freaking HOT!!! and wants to go into her mouth.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 08:09:24 AMBlogging is a beautiful thing...
Posted 03/05/2008 at 08:29:33 AMEddie Murphy, Sean Penn have no business on this list. Uwe Boll - never heard of him... but getting paid to do "shitty" movies doesn't make you a prick; it makes you someone that beats the system. Your jealousies are showing...
I agree with previous poster - Tom Cruise should be on this list. Next time do some real homework and don't get so easily offended by singular remarks or personal prejudices.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 08:39:26 AMFUCK OFF YOU FAT WHORE YOU WOULDN'T BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO GET GONORRHEA FROM WILMER VALDERAMMA. YOUR FAT ASS PROABABLY DRIVES A KIA. STOP SWEATING IT
Posted 03/05/2008 at 09:30:51 AMLMAO @ PEPE. Truth hurts, huh esse'?
Awesome list. If you people don't know who they all are you obviously are in the same cave that Bin-CIAden is in.
And JoeMo, see ya at the FEMA camp fuck-tard.
Awesome list! The comments are almost as funny!!
RP FTW 08!!
Posted 03/05/2008 at 09:41:13 AMWhat about Tom Cruise?
Posted 03/05/2008 at 09:45:38 AMI would agree with 99% of yourlist. Love it !!
Posted 03/05/2008 at 09:54:22 AM*cough* *maddox* *cough* *l2originality*
Posted 03/05/2008 at 09:59:27 AMExcellent post. Right on every on. I really needed to laugh.
However yuou forgot to add the following pricks to your
list:
SHORT LATINO DUDE (oh, we know your short alright!)
PAUL1
PEPE (Dude, you pick a name like PEPE and THEN get outraged
at a JOKE!!!)
As for bill Mahr I think this clip should leave no doubt to
his status as a GIANT COCK!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJHzuU9HaCM
Posted 03/05/2008 at 10:07:53 AMBryant Gumbel, Uwe Boll, and Fox News don't really have anything to do with Hollywood. Gumbel is in New York, Boll doesn't do too much in the States, and most of the Fox News hosts are either in Atlanta or New York.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 10:12:42 AMLOL! I love Dane Cook, but you do have a point about him.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 10:19:47 AMYou pricks need to back off and learn that criticism and humour are matters of opinion, and if you didn't like it then to back off and just accept that we find this funny.
Love it Rebecca! =]
I thought the list was pretty funny to read. Although I am a Dane Cook fan, I can definitely see why people hate him. Pretty much the same reason why some idiots love Bush but us intelligent people hate him. You can please some of the people all the time, or all the people some of the time, but you can't please all the people all the time. Fact of life. But holy shit why isn't Tom Cruise on here? If anything, that is the most blatantly obvious example of someone who has lost their mind completely, celebrity or not. Or maybe Carl Everett (baseball player) who doesn't believe in Dinosaurs. Haha
Posted 03/05/2008 at 10:23:08 AMevery chick Bill Maher bangs?? He's openly gay...
Posted 03/05/2008 at 10:33:20 AMi like the list and I only like the lesbians so I guess good their not one there!
Posted 03/05/2008 at 11:05:53 AMHey, I have cello practice at 8AM, and those guys at ESPN should really keep it down.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 11:12:32 AMWould have liked to see Michael Moore and Geraldo make your list.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 11:13:44 AMYou missed the biggest prick of all time, Jerry Lewis!
Posted 03/05/2008 at 11:25:04 AMYou don't expect a girl to be so much of a hard-ass. You expect them to love everyone and everything ....along with ponies...damn ponies..
Nice article, but you forgot the big ole captain-smug himself.
Tom Cruise. ;)
P.s Why did I HAVE to type 'The force' in the box below ¬_¬...
Posted 03/05/2008 at 11:30:58 AMI agree with all of these, and would have added Tom Cruise, of course, and rosie o'donnel.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 11:38:26 AMGreat post. Great writing. Ignore the player haters, RK. You rock.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 11:49:20 AMWhere's Prince Frederic von Anhalt? And Sean Penn should really be #1.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 11:49:59 AMHey! I don't believe in dinosaurs either. Unfortunately I don't have any sort of "conspiracy theory" for this, but if I can think of one I'll let you know
Posted 03/05/2008 at 11:50:04 AMThat was great, made me laugh my ass off. Great blog entry.
http://www.wiinjamod.com
Posted 03/05/2008 at 11:52:26 AMOMG - I'm offended by something on *the internets*! [Insert meaningless taunts, with derogatory references to your appearance and sexuality, both subjects on which I have zero knowledge]. You suck! Die! You're the worst!
Posted 03/05/2008 at 11:55:27 AMWhat makes these people such pricks? Is it because you're one yourself?
Posted 03/05/2008 at 12:10:59 PMThis article is geared towards making assholes and fat cows feel better about their pathetic lives. People who have never done anything with their lives will feel good about themselves after reading that crap.
If these movies are so bad, then get off your butt and make your own. But you won't, because you're a nobody.
Could you post the links to your latest film so we could compare it to the one's you're talking about? Tell us what movies your starring in, single you have coming out or what network your TV show is airing. Do you know these stars personally? You sound like those reporters who claim to know people they don't know.
Your like snobs who claim to know about movies, but never had the guts to pick up a camera and make one yourself. At the end of the day, you're a nobody trying to live off the fame of a somebody.
Half these people aren't even in Hollywood, or have anything to do with Hollywood. When was the Fox News staff in a movie? Good call on Dane Cook though.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 12:11:05 PMadd Tom Cruise
Posted 03/05/2008 at 12:11:25 PMsay what you want about racism, idiocy, whatever. i'll stay out of that bit. but every bit you said about dane cook is 100% true. i'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks this.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 12:16:23 PMPLEASE add Tom Cruise and set him to #1!
Posted 03/05/2008 at 12:45:28 PMsend them to Prickenstein, haha, how bout the Stinkleburbs. You left out so many others too....
Posted 03/05/2008 at 12:49:37 PMfuck *YOU* dj, the Shat is a great guy and obviously does not take himself too seriously. Tom Cruise on the other hand...
Posted 03/05/2008 at 12:51:00 PMGreat list, but one glaring omission - Jerry Bruckheimer.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 01:44:56 PMWhat a douche.
I am furious that I didn't write this blog. BRILLIANT! Can you take over Hollywood now?
Posted 03/05/2008 at 01:56:05 PMHonestly, DJ, Shatner is just too damn niceish a guy to be a prick.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 03:01:59 PMKind of like how Hasselhoff wasn't on this list. That one reality bullshit contest show he was judging in just showed what a non prick he was.
You must not have watched Keith Olbermann yet.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 03:22:08 PMpuerile, opinionated, self-serving claptrap. my advice is to allow this domain to expire, throw out your computer and hide yourself in shame from the rest of society. calling you a joke would be an insult to good humor. go on then, away with you...
slefty ftw
Posted 03/05/2008 at 03:24:42 PMsure eli roth and william shatner should be up there but why the hell wasnt brett ratner mentioned? that asswipe really needs to be taken down a peg
Posted 03/05/2008 at 03:24:50 PM@slefty: you sound like a sad sack, you read one shakespear book in high school...and think you are the literary police
@ all the William Shatner haters...he is a genius and will never be on a list like this...shame on you all the shatner haters...
Posted 03/05/2008 at 05:49:03 PMYou seem to know a lot of these people. Are they friends of yours? In fact, have you EVER met them?
I'm a journalist and I've met your "#1 prick" (Uwe Boll) and I can tell you he is far from a prick. He lives in Vancouver in the back of a modest house with a couple of dogs.
I have a "prick" test that I give celebrities, mostly just for fun. On first meeting them, ask them "I'm sorry, what is it you do again?"
The pricks roll their eyes or cut the interview short.
Not Boll. He was quite cordial and told me that he "directs some movies in the video game genre."
Hardly the words of a prick.
I've never seen any of his movies. From what I hear, they stink. But there's a market for every low-quality creative output.
Even yours.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 06:24:20 PMWilmer Valderrama bags hot chicks because he's in Hollywood? Give me a fucken break. The fucker is a good looking a guy. Period. Lets just fucking admit it. Yes, as much as we "average looking guys" fucking hate it.
Hence the reason why someone like say, Screech, wouldnt be able to fuck all those hotties you mentioned. Its all millions of years of evolutionary biology baby. Look it up.
Plus, seriously, when was the last time you saw a good looking Latino, Asian, Black, or White motherfucker detailing cars for a living?. Like you- putting down the fork- it just doesnt happen. So dont be such a fucken jealous bitch just because you're (very likely) ugly as fuck. Some people just get lucky, that's all. And we all have to live with it. Peace!.. you insecure little whore.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 06:56:56 PMWilmer Valderrama bags hot chicks because he's in Hollywood? Give me a fucken break. The fucker is a good looking a guy. Period. Lets just fucking admit it. Yes, as much as we "average looking guys" fucking hate it.
Hence the reason why someone like say, Screech, wouldnt be able to fuck all those hotties you mentioned. Its all millions of years of evolutionary biology baby. Look it up.
Plus, seriously, when was the last time you saw a good looking Latino, Asian, Black, or White motherfucker detailing cars for a living?. Like you- putting down the fork- it just doesnt happen. So dont be such a fucken jealous bitch just because you're (very likely) ugly as fuck. Some people just get lucky, that's all. And we all have to live with it. Peace!.. you insecure little whore.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 06:57:24 PMWith Eddie Murphy you missed one thing that make him an even bigger prick, breaking up with Scary Spice because she was pregnant, than saying it was not his baby, only for the baby to proved his through paternity testing.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 07:15:48 PMI cant believe David Hasselhoff isn't on this list! That smug bastard should top it. It's not just that everything he says is self-flattering, he obviously interprets everything everyone else says about him as being praise. I've seen interviews with people basically telling him he's an asshole, and he goes on to thank them for seeing how great he is.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 08:10:05 PMWhat about Steve Jobs?
Posted 03/05/2008 at 08:12:55 PMVery good post. Accurate
Posted 03/05/2008 at 08:16:33 PMI disagree with anyone who thinks Chris Daughtry is a smug prick. If you knew anything about him you would know that he married a women who already has two children. He was only 25 when he did this. I don't know of any other 25 year olds that would do this. I think you need to rethink your list.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 08:48:41 PMYou're like that really angry kid in social studies who you want to agree with, but they're so damn angry you find yourself arguing pro-Hitler just to avoid siding with them. Eh, you're just not funny enough to be THAT hateful.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 09:35:17 PMNice rant. Care to share any reasons why these people are smug? The only person you did that for was Bill Maher. But for everyone else you just ranted about them being assholes. Like Wilmer, you said he has "seen more vag than an gynecologist", but how does that make him like the smell of his own farts? Good rant, but maybe you should find out what smug mean, or just change the title.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 09:37:44 PMpeople taking this seriously are cracking me up ("I'm a journalist!" Whoa watch out! Your profession, especially if you're interviewing celebrities, has made itself irrelevant). How can you defend Uwe Boll or Dane Cook? Daughtry?!?! Really? Who cares who he married, 25 year olds don't marry single mothers because thats the smart thing to do at that age. C'mon now, if they aren't pricks then they are at least some of the worst practitioners in their field. Uwe Boll especially, jesus christ.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 09:48:52 PMEveryone is taking this post just way too seriously. Grow a sense of humor. Besides, the celebrities you're defending don't even give a fuck about you.
Posted 03/05/2008 at 11:11:05 PMLOL that is very funny! I was not aware of many of those things mentioned. Thumbs up for making a nice blog. :)
Posted 03/05/2008 at 11:39:39 PMParis Hilton should make the list
Posted 03/06/2008 at 06:14:45 AMparis hilton should make the list
Posted 03/06/2008 at 06:18:50 AMparis hilton is not a prick.... as she does not have one!I know cos I've seen the movies... does that mean that I am a prick though, or a letch? gods life is full of worry and questions
Posted 03/06/2008 at 10:51:39 AMI found your article via this post by Punchline Magazine defending Dane Cook: http://punchlinemagazine.com/blog/?p=727
The writer makes some really good points.
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Posted 03/06/2008 at 12:25:34 PMget a life. failed attempt a a blog. i was looking forward to reading this till i reached about 10 words in. BTW Sean Penn is not a prick. iv worked with him on 2 movies and he is a very nice (stoned) guy
Posted 03/06/2008 at 12:40:23 PMWhere is Susan Sarandon/Tim Robbins? They're by far the smuggest pricks in Hollywood!
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Posted 03/06/2008 at 02:08:31 PMThis total prick may not be a celebrity but, as far as I'm concerned, THE biggest, most arrogant, soul-less, homocidal, GENOCIDAL,racial, and general over-all fucking asshole is without a doubt... George W. Bush. No one since Adolph Hitler has caused more suffering and misery in the world and to his own people than this cock-sucker. You may disagree but, remember,he is supposed to represent the greatest, most compassionate country in the world. Fuck him and the horse he rode in.
Posted 03/06/2008 at 03:05:51 PMhaha harsh! but agree with it all.
Posted 03/06/2008 at 03:31:52 PMBubba : "Smug prick or not, I would bang Ann Coulter five ways from Sunday."
You know she used to be a dude, right?
Posted 03/06/2008 at 08:01:41 PMMaking a "Top 12" list with at least 15 people on it is not funny or ironic.
Posted 03/06/2008 at 08:13:37 PMi would love to see ann coulter's before picture (before the operation if you don't get the reference)... i love this list and all the people getting pissed about it. and for one thing i'm a latino and i didn't find the whole detail your car thing offensive. unfortunately we can't have our first job at the Gap, so we gotta start at the bottom.
Posted 03/06/2008 at 09:51:11 PMVery Interesting and funny. You deserve all the credit.
Posted 03/07/2008 at 03:10:16 AMTina
http://www.ekhichdi.com/actors-actress/oscar-awards-winners!/0/
I loved this list! Fuck those people with no sense of humor. Anyone with a microphone shoved near his or her mouth would do well to remember that most of us are not interested in what they have to say. (Are you listening, Sean Penn?)
Posted 03/07/2008 at 06:02:46 AMJosef, Ann Coulter never was a dude. She was born female. And stupid.
Posted 03/07/2008 at 06:10:18 AMJust another garbage blog.....
Posted 03/07/2008 at 06:59:11 AMwhat a waste of time. you should be on this list.
Posted 03/07/2008 at 10:55:24 AMi love the internet. give people the ability to be exposed to billions of other people, and the best that a large percentage can come up with is a list of things that annoy or entertain them.
christ almighty, if you're going to post something that is going to be exposed to the world, post something intelligent and worthwhile to read.
Posted 03/07/2008 at 01:58:50 PMTo Ditt..
Posted 03/07/2008 at 03:53:24 PMYou said that Bill Maher is openly gay??? No he is not. He supports gay rights and marriage and all that stuff but he is not gay, you damn idiot.
So me something that says he is openly gay and I will apologize.
Just because someone talks on the feminine side does not automatically make them gay. okay?
hey jim u would probably suck any of there dicks so why dont u shut the fuck up dumb ass....i like this shit so fuck off!!!!!!!!!
Posted 03/07/2008 at 05:01:13 PMI've been waiting for someone to speak out on the smug prick that is Bill Maher.
Posted 03/07/2008 at 05:41:13 PMlol@u said:
Mbe u should add yerself to that list? You sound like some fat guy who doesn't get any pussy. Just saying, you know, yer kinda really really bitter about something.....being ugly perhaps?
Maybe you should? Your the one hittin that stumble button endlessly hoping its going to make you thin, rich or enlighten you to the fact god doesnt actually exist, or get you some cok an ring. Find someone on this comment throb who doesnt deserve to be on that list an i will pay you good money!
Except me =) im just an opinionated, black, gay, fat, none blond, immigrant female an obviously, because of your society, my opinion doesnt count.
Posted 03/07/2008 at 06:14:30 PMYou forgot John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
Posted 03/07/2008 at 08:18:35 PMGeorge W Bush and George Bush Sr.
Posted 03/07/2008 at 08:21:30 PMThis list is too funny!! I loved it...
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Since when hasn't P Diddy not been a smug prick?
Posted 03/15/2008 at 05:44:04 AMOprah Winfrey should be #1. She is the most self-absorbed bitch in the world.
Posted 03/22/2008 at 08:44:36 PMAwesome. I have a blog dedicated to smugness, check it out: http://smugwatch.blogspot.com
Posted 03/28/2008 at 05:00:43 PMCheck out Tapatap:
http://www.tapatap.com/tapatap-userweb2/signuplogin?_fk=_cFE748C5C-2896-F518-AED1-89A7CE56972A_knrc&campaign=stickers&has_unread_mail=false
Posted 03/31/2008 at 01:43:41 PMMy god! where is
Posted 04/03/2008 at 10:20:40 AMTom Hanks and
Meg Ryan
the two most representative people of the american hollywood culture and "way of life"???
Maybe they are too rooted in you american people to notice their Smuggesness
I wouldn't mind giving Jennifer Hudson a WMD up the ass though!
Posted 04/09/2008 at 11:03:43 PMFook the haters! I loved this post. Your blog is great, some of the funniest stuff I've seen collected in one place on the web in a while. I will be a regular reader.
Posted 04/20/2008 at 12:55:23 PMNice article :)
Posted 04/26/2008 at 06:36:46 AMFor GOD'S sake. Where the hell is 50 Cent? Easily the most overexposed persona who represents the worst in marketing the gangsta culture in America today.
When you're less associated with music and more of a living product brand, then your planet-sized ego has gotten the best of you.
Posted 04/29/2008 at 04:44:21 PMForget Hollywood, Bill Maher is the smuggest prick in the UNIVERSE.
Or at least he was, until George Clooney edged him out with his Oscar speech. When you get an entire South Park episode devoted to how smug you are, you've definitely crossed some kind of line.
Posted 07/15/2008 at 09:43:12 AMBill O'reilly doesn't deserve all the mocking he gets. Only some of it. And what about Zach Snyder? He makes movies like 300 and says that Batman doesn't have enough substance. His opinions on making his Watchmen movie only cement his title of douchebag. Just read a Wizard or Newsarama interview with him and you'll see what I mean.
Posted 07/30/2008 at 07:58:06 PMhere are my top 10 list of notable pricks in case anyone is interested
Posted 08/12/2008 at 04:03:04 PM1.dick cheney
2.pol pot
3.tom delay
4.vladimir putin
6.donald rumsfeld
7.robert mugabe
8.josef stalin
9.rush limbaugh
10. george dubya (oh btw hitler didn't make the top 10)
The REAL douchebag is the author of this article.
Posted 09/26/2008 at 02:12:51 PMThis Thread reeks of fail.
Posted 12/03/2008 at 01:45:47 PMGreat list! I'd love to see one about smug women in showbiz. Top of the list would have to be Fishstick Paltrow.
Posted 01/07/2009 at 04:10:23 PMI cant believe i actually read this worthless blog. 99% of hollywoods' inhabitants are up their own ass as well as each others. the fact we even acknowledge their presence and most of yall worship them regardless of what u may claim to hate about them is pathetic and one of the many reasons 99% of the world would be better off eating a .50 slug. well, that and you arent even worth the toilet paper u wipe ur ass with. in short diaf and be sure to gfys first, it will be ur last chance. i hope!
Posted 06/07/2009 at 04:55:27 AM