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Hee hee hee! Guys, every time you think it's all right to be a nerd, that The Dark Knight is tops at the box office is because of our power, or that really no one cares anymore if you're a 20-something that collects action figures or plays D&D, I want you to remember this incredible picture of Heroes' Hayden Pantierre at San Diego Comic Con, forced by her publicist to shake hands with the sweaty, nerdy masses, and remember the face she makes while simultaneously pouring antibacterial soap on her hands to kill the cooties. Remember.
Magazines can print all the articles they want about how it's cool to be a nerd nowadays, but this is the fucking truth—the cheerleader still wants nothing to do with us. (Via Drunken Stepfather)
Comments
cummins said:
This picture is priceless.
Also, I can't help but think that her reaction is partially due to the horrific Clone Wars art that surrounds her like impending doom.
Posted 07/30/2008 at 12:06:20 PM
scott said:
well all things considered i'd say 1.19 for hand sanitizer and shaking a few hands is a small price to pay considering you have a career because of nerds like us watching your show. unless you wanted a career making Bring It On 13: It's Already Been Brought It.
Posted 07/30/2008 at 12:24:17 PM
Zach said:
It's possible she just shook hands with George Lucas himself. He probably told her that she was the inspiration for Anakin's young, perky padawan Ahsoka, and then told her how much he'd like to adopt her. I'd make that face, too.
Posted 07/30/2008 at 12:27:22 PM
Zach said:
It's possible she just shook hands with George Lucas himself. He probably told her that she was the inspiration for Anakin's young, perky padawan Ahsoka, and then told her how much he'd like to adopt her. I'd make that face, too.
Posted 07/30/2008 at 12:28:17 PM
cKHAVIKk said:
Don't no offense, nerds of the world.
She isn't that hot anyway, and her character on Heroes?
Destined for a kill-off, I hope.
Posted 07/30/2008 at 12:44:10 PM
gonemad said:
The anti bacterial soup is for the eyes of any one that accidentally looks at her. It's actually quite considerate when you think about it.
Posted 07/30/2008 at 12:58:16 PM
brianace said:
Kudos to the photographer. That is Pulitzer prize material right there.
Posted 07/30/2008 at 01:45:22 PM
Snoodle said:
That is indeed a genius photo...though it may be that she's realised what she's wearing...(what the heck is that thing o.O?)
Posted 07/30/2008 at 02:49:37 PM
Fallover said:
Screw a publicist...she needs a stylist.
Hell even I carry hand sanitizer at cons. A lot of guys seem to thing things like hygene (washing) and social behavior (picking your nose in public, digging in your teeth, scratching your armpit) are things to be scoffed at.
There's a lot of scurvy bastards at a con.
Not that she's all that hot. I'd take Ali Larter any day.
Posted 07/30/2008 at 06:12:21 PM
"Starman" Matt Morrison said:
Yeah, I can't get too offended by this. Even as a long-haired, sweaty, Scottish warrior bear of a man... I feel unclean just LOOKING at most of the people at your average ComicCon in Dallas. I can only imagine having to shake hands with most of the teaming masses.
Besides, for all we know that could have been taken after she had some 400 pound guy in a Darth Maul suit made for a 200 pound man tried to kiss her hand.
Posted 07/30/2008 at 06:40:37 PM
Cindylover1969 said:
Um... it's Panettiere. Surely nerds are sticklers for accuracy.
And frankly, if I had to hang around a bunch of folks like that I'd get some handwash as well. Hell, I want some just posting on this thread.
Posted 07/30/2008 at 07:30:34 PM
Fanboy Han Solo said:
If that was tough for her, she ought to steer clear of the cons in Cloud City... they're enough to make a bantha uncomfortable! LooL361
Posted 07/31/2008 at 06:25:08 AM
Jason said:
I don't blame her. I won't even shake hands in church. People are freaking dirty.
Posted 07/31/2008 at 06:53:32 AM
Plaidstallions said:
I love this picture.
Comic con can top any market day in Bangladesh in terms of crowds and odour. It's a little too much nerd for me to handle and I are one.
Posted 07/31/2008 at 08:14:05 AM
The Angel Of Irony said:
Take a good long look at this picture, Hayden. This is what you are going to look like ALL THE TIME in about 10 years and Milo will probably age well, dump your fugly, high-maintenance ass and hook up with a NEW 20 year old starlet....
Posted 07/31/2008 at 08:47:58 AM
MarcM said:
Hey...some nerds still have poor hygiene. Apparently she's not invulnerable after all.
Posted 07/31/2008 at 11:39:21 AM
MarcM said:
She had probably just shook hands with THIS GUY:
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2008/07/gallery_comiccon_faces?slide=7&slideView=7
Posted 07/31/2008 at 12:38:22 PM
bluesbob said:
We took the train from L.A. to Comic-Con this year. Hayden may be mad because she was on the train also...and no one knew who she was. One guy told us who she was, after she passed by one her way to the club car, and everyone sitting around him had the same response..."Who the hell is Hayden Pantierre?"
Posted 07/31/2008 at 03:50:19 PM
Stephanie said:
Ummm, wouldn't you want to wash your hands after shaking hands of thousands of people you don't even know? I mean with all the germs going around, why not keep clean? I'm sure it's not because of the "nerds" I'm not a celebrity and you better believe after shaking hands with tons of people I would do the same thing!
Posted 08/17/2008 at 02:48:32 PM
Beany McPickles said:
Considering the Milo Ventimehamenahamena lightsaber video you posted recently, I dare say she's not sanitizing the nerd-love. If she can snog with *that* hot nerd mess, nothing can phaser. Get it...phaser...faze her...
You have full permission to shoot me.
Posted 11/13/2008 at 02:42:39 PM
Mike Oxawhopper said:
Hahahahahah funny pic, funny face. Funny. Wonder who gave the cheerleader the stink palm.
Posted 11/17/2008 at 06:37:27 AM
Defektiv said:
To be fair, we all know where our hands have been.. maybe she does too?
Posted 11/17/2008 at 07:04:09 AM
Sandy Sphinx said:
She shakes hands with her left hand, then points the sanitizer bottle at the black object on the white surface? Riiiiight.
What the original caption actually said was "Hayden Pantierre prepares to repel alien tentacles at Comic Con after slurring 'There's so much alcohol in this little bottle of Clear Light that I bet you could kill an Arac Attack spider with one squirt! But you'd have to pay me to actually do it."
Posted 11/17/2008 at 09:03:28 AM
lollerkeet said:
Meh. I am about as bad as blokes get in the handwashing department, but if I had to shake so many different people's hands, I'd be doing the same thing.
OTOH, I would hate to be the last person to shake her hand before she washes them... very hard to not take personally I imagine.
Posted 11/21/2008 at 07:20:19 PM
Lol said:
I gotta side with what Zach said, it's gotta be the adoption thing. The camera probably would've panned over to catch a shot of a some odd 400lbs beast with facial hair only growing on his neck and one of those juicy lovely yellow heads roughly the size of ur average big toe right in the dead center of his forehead drooling over her sad excuss for a dress. I do so love Hayden but the clothes and hairdo's she opts for often are typically horrid.
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