WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH SPOCK'S FACE
Posted at 4:39 PM Oct 15, 2008
I've seen store-bought Star Trek costumes that look better than Zachary Quinto does as Spock on the cover of this week's Entertainment Weekly. I'm sure that's his real hair, but it looks more like a wig than an actual wig. And would it kill Chris Pine to put on a fucking Starfleet uniform for a while? Jesus. If all the nerds who hadn't seen a rough cut of the film—including Shaun of the Dead's Edgar Wright—hadn't universally loved it, I'd be ready to write this one off as a hideous teleporter accident.
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I saw the title of this in my feeder and lold. I then saw the image and fell over.
Posted 10/15/2008 at 01:49:47 PMI'm not a fan of the show or movies or anything, but the new look kind of bugs me. Why do they have to be such prettyboys?
Posted 10/15/2008 at 02:03:05 PMI'm not a fan of the show or movies or anything, but the new look kind of bugs me. Why do they have to be such prettyboys?
Posted 10/15/2008 at 02:03:17 PMSpock looks like he's got a wee bit of downs syndrome...
Posted 10/15/2008 at 02:13:14 PMWould someone please remove the Universal Translator from Mister Spock's bottom now?
It's just not funny any more.
Posted 10/15/2008 at 02:31:57 PMWould someone please remove the Universal Translator from Mister Spock's bottom now?
It's just not funny any more.
Posted 10/15/2008 at 02:33:52 PMWould someone please remove the Universal Translator from Mister Spock's bottom now?
It's just not funny any more.
Posted 10/15/2008 at 02:36:06 PMOops.
It's even less funny x 3.
(Looks like Justin became a repeat offender there, too. Might want to fix your wonky comments box, dudes.)
Posted 10/15/2008 at 02:45:10 PMrelax about the cover. its really fuckin great, even if the press shots arnt. you're better off spending your time bitching about the new transformers movie than this one. seriously, fuck michael bay.
Posted 10/15/2008 at 02:57:23 PMRemember when "all the nerds" universally loved PHANTOM MENACEbefore it was released? Go ask Kevin Smith if he wants to retract his orgasmic statements about THAT turd before he raves about THIS one.
They're all just trying to get cameos on LOST.
Posted 10/15/2008 at 02:58:02 PMZachary Quinto just generally looks like Spock...so I'm gonna chalk that up to too much photoshop/make up.
...but 'Kirk' and his Dexter Morgan wannabe look isn't doing it for me.
Posted 10/15/2008 at 06:54:46 PMZachary Quinto just generally looks like Spock...so I'm gonna chalk that up to too much photoshop/make up.
...but 'Kirk' and his Dexter Morgan wannabe look isn't doing it for me.
Posted 10/15/2008 at 06:55:04 PMWtf...weird double post, sorry o.O...
Posted 10/15/2008 at 06:59:58 PMWow. Goofy costumes.
STAR TREK! BROUGHT TO YOU BY UNDERARMOR!
WE MUST PROTECT THIS GALAXY!
Posted 10/15/2008 at 10:24:02 PMToo close for not-slash
Posted 10/16/2008 at 02:52:22 AMScrew the new Trek movie...we're probably all going to go see it regardless of quality...but what I want to know is when will Eminem's memoir be available? You know that'll be a big chunk of shit sandwich.
Posted 10/16/2008 at 04:39:26 AMhttp://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20233502,00.html
Posted 10/16/2008 at 06:59:22 AMMore pics and some hints on what the film may be about.
To be fair, Entertainment Weekly are dicks about photo-shopping images. Didn't they turn a black actress white a few months ago?
And as for the double posts, nothing is wrong with the comments, you just need to stop clicking the fucking button like hyperactive monkeys. Click and wait. It takes a minute to show up as well.
Posted 10/16/2008 at 09:08:34 AMWTF?! are the people that make 'smallville' and all the rest of the CW pretty teen shows making this movie?!?
Posted 10/16/2008 at 10:44:48 AM@ Arcane
You're my new hero
Posted 10/17/2008 at 11:58:37 PMThe Kirk dude looks like he IS wearing a uniform...there's the starfleet insignia on it and everything.
Also - "Teleporter" accident? WTF is a 'teleporter'? Christ at least use the right lingo or I'm going to set my Laser to Stupify and blast you a good one...
Posted 10/20/2008 at 11:33:54 AM