By Rob Bricken in
Movies
Wednesday, Oct. 15 2008 @ 4:39PM
I've seen store-bought Star Trek costumes that look better than Zachary Quinto does as Spock on the cover of this week's Entertainment Weekly. I'm sure that's his real hair, but it looks more like a wig than an actual wig. And would it kill Chris Pine to put on a fucking Starfleet uniform for a while? Jesus. If all the nerds who hadn't seen a rough cut of the film—including Shaun of the Dead's Edgar Wright—hadn't universally loved it, I'd be ready to write this one off as a hideous teleporter accident.
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Kurono-K said:
I saw the title of this in my feeder and lold. I then saw the image and fell over.
Justin said:
I'm not a fan of the show or movies or anything, but the new look kind of bugs me. Why do they have to be such prettyboys?
Justin said:
I'm not a fan of the show or movies or anything, but the new look kind of bugs me. Why do they have to be such prettyboys?
toxic said:
Spock looks like he's got a wee bit of downs syndrome...
Sensaes said:
Would someone please remove the Universal Translator from Mister Spock's bottom now?
It's just not funny any more.
Sensaes said:
Would someone please remove the Universal Translator from Mister Spock's bottom now?
It's just not funny any more.
Sensaes said:
Would someone please remove the Universal Translator from Mister Spock's bottom now?
It's just not funny any more.
Sensaes said:
Oops.
It's even less funny x 3.
(Looks like Justin became a repeat offender there, too. Might want to fix your wonky comments box, dudes.)
w said:
relax about the cover. its really fuckin great, even if the press shots arnt. you're better off spending your time bitching about the new transformers movie than this one. seriously, fuck michael bay.
King Yuk said:
Remember when "all the nerds" universally loved PHANTOM MENACEbefore it was released? Go ask Kevin Smith if he wants to retract his orgasmic statements about THAT turd before he raves about THIS one.
They're all just trying to get cameos on LOST.
Anonymous said:
Zachary Quinto just generally looks like Spock...so I'm gonna chalk that up to too much photoshop/make up.
...but 'Kirk' and his Dexter Morgan wannabe look isn't doing it for me.
Snoodle said:
Zachary Quinto just generally looks like Spock...so I'm gonna chalk that up to too much photoshop/make up.
...but 'Kirk' and his Dexter Morgan wannabe look isn't doing it for me.
Snoodle said:
Wtf...weird double post, sorry o.O...
Mohinder: 8 Hands of Love said:
Wow. Goofy costumes.
STAR TREK! BROUGHT TO YOU BY UNDERARMOR!
WE MUST PROTECT THIS GALAXY!
Arcane said:
Too close for not-slash
Neal Snow said:
Screw the new Trek movie...we're probably all going to go see it regardless of quality...but what I want to know is when will Eminem's memoir be available? You know that'll be a big chunk of shit sandwich.
cummins said:
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20233502,00.html
More pics and some hints on what the film may be about.
kris said:
To be fair, Entertainment Weekly are dicks about photo-shopping images. Didn't they turn a black actress white a few months ago?
And as for the double posts, nothing is wrong with the comments, you just need to stop clicking the fucking button like hyperactive monkeys. Click and wait. It takes a minute to show up as well.
neugin said:
WTF?! are the people that make 'smallville' and all the rest of the CW pretty teen shows making this movie?!?
Snoodle said:
@ Arcane
You're my new hero
Michael Natale said:
The Kirk dude looks like he IS wearing a uniform...there's the starfleet insignia on it and everything.
Also - "Teleporter" accident? WTF is a 'teleporter'? Christ at least use the right lingo or I'm going to set my Laser to Stupify and blast you a good one...
