• mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Megan Fox.

• Holy crap, I hate to burst bubbles here, but 'toothpaste' was invented in Egypt in the 4th century AD. And by the 1800s (the era Hex lived in since he was in the Civil War) various kinds of oral hygiene like tooth powders (mostly baking soda and peroxide) and pastes were beginning to be sold in the UK and America. The first toothbrushes were used in 14th century China and in Western Civilization by 1690. So, yes, it's possible even saloon whores were brushing their teeth by Hex's day. Just look it up, it's on that thar' thing called th' internet!

• You are having entirely too much fun. I guess you've got me, Temp "pics or it didn't happen" Lar, Aristotle invented science as it is in it's current form and people in the wild west had all the technological advances we have today. (It's a good thing I realized I'd spelled "current" incorrectly before posting. You'd be accusing me of saying Aristotle invented science in the form of a berry if I hadn't.)

• <i>Uh, do you really believe saloon girls had Oral B? What do you think they did when they had an infected tooth in those days? They pulled it out, is what they did, same way they cut off infected limbs and such.</i> Right, and how often do we hear accounts of limbless saloon girls, exactly? Where are the statistics on toothlessness among the ladies of easy virtue on the western frontier? Where are you pulling these supposed facts from, pray tell? <i>There's this magic stuff called "science" that wasn't that developed back then, so a whole ton of people were missing teeth.</i> Oh, you mean that magic "science" stuff that was originally codified by Aristotle? Two fricking thousand years ago? You idiotic wench... <i>Just because you live in the 21st century and have issues with bad teeth (which is obvious, since you can't even fathom a girl would be considered sexy without a perfect set)</i> I love the smell of baseless character assassination in the morning... <i>doesn't make it retroactively true for everyone throughout history.</i> Then try and demonstrate conclusively when, in Western history, it has <i>ever</i> been considered attractive for women to be missing teeth. Go on, I <i>dare</i> you. <i>I'd just like to point out that even whores wore a lot more clothes in public back then.</i> Yes, but more than Megan Fox up there? That's the question.

• Not as creepy as that old guy watching her from his car.

• Welp, I'm seeing the movie and don't give a fuck what the rest of you think. As Jonah Hex might and probably would say, "Ya'll kin go ta hell..."

• Oh yeah, Ryan was also being silly by citing photos from the era, because you'd be hard pressed to find someone smiling due to the whole stay-still-for-an-incredible-amount-of-time process of getting your picture taken back then.

• <i>I'm rather doubtful of that. I'm not an expert by any means but it seems unlikely that a visibly toothless woman with no regard for body hair would be capable of finding work as a dance-hall girl or even getting enough business as a simple prostitute to keep herself alive, even among the most desperate cowboys.</i> Uh, do you really believe saloon girls had Oral B? What do you think they did when they had an infected tooth in those days? They pulled it out, is what they did, same way they cut off infected limbs and such. There's this magic stuff called "science" that wasn't that developed back then, so a whole ton of people were missing teeth. Even the ones who cared about their appearance, because it was common. Just because you live in the 21st century and have issues with bad teeth (which is obvious, since you can't even fathom a girl would be considered sexy without a perfect set), doesn't make it retroactively true for everyone throughout history. Actually, considering some comments made by straight males in this day and age, a toothless whore might have been seen as a plus back then. You are either a total idiot or the best troll ever. Aside from Templar's foolishness, I'd just like to point out that even whores wore a lot more clothes in public back then. But, that's Hollywood (and comics) for you.

• LL may be a joke now, but lest we forget <i>Mean Girls</i>-era Lindsay. Hotter than Megan on a good day.

• &#64; Lonestarr: She has a porn star name, she looks slutty, she looks like a angelina jolie without all the crazy shenanigans and children, has some acting talent and does movies based off of comics,cartoons or games which appeals to individuals how like those genres. Also she knows how to expose and market herself. Just remember it could always be Lindsey Lohan in that role.

• That's pretty damn surreal O_O is she not able to hang her arms at her side out of fear of internal organ combustion?

• &#64;lou-bert vs, q-bert, because it looks like a brisk wind would snap her in two.

• She looks like a wasp with that waistline. She's certainly hot normally but that is just messed up.

• Seriously, what is the freaking appeal of this average-looking woman? And as a common courtesy, could someone with both hands on the keyboard provide an answer?

• Yikes! Surely she must have practiced tight-lacing or something prior to shooting...that can't be healthy just straight in like that :s (not that it's healthy anyway, but you know what I mean.)

• Actually, if made and worn properly, corsets can be really comfortable...great back support. They are, however, really freaking warm, so I still don't envy her.

• Remember the old Mad Magazines that had the fold-in page on the back that was one picture, but then you folded it and it was something else? (Something "funny" by the standards of Mad Magazine fans) I just have to wonder... If this get up were transparent, or someone she could be put in it, frozen and then have the material peeled away: What funny alternative image were her hundreds of tattoos might make when squeezed together like that. I bet it would be like that image of God and Adam from the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, excep instead of reaching for Adam's hand, God's giving him the finger. And instead of a middle finger, God has a toe-thumb.

• How in the Wild Wild Fuck is Megan Fox in an 18th century corset creepy?

• She's probably smiling from all the happy pills they had to give her to get her into that thing. Seriously, that looks painful.

• <i>Eh, I see outfits like this all the time at the Fetish clubs. What I am more freaked out about is the creepy-looking guy in the side-mirror.</i> The irony in that statement is truely delicious...

• There is a god <drools>..........

• <i>Well with the wide amount of pictures from that era floating around I am sure he will bust out an imageshack any moment.</i> I'm rather doubtful of that. I'm not an expert by any means but it seems unlikely that a visibly toothless woman with no regard for body hair would be capable of finding work as a dance-hall girl or even getting enough business as a simple prostitute to keep herself alive, even among the most desperate cowboys. <i>Even if it is true that back then they did not have the same grooming habits or dental services we have today.</i> Have you ever <i>looked</i> at photos from that era? Whatever else you want to say about our ancestors, they certainly weren't unconcerned with their appearances. <i>Better question is why are you demanding proof? Need some 1870's spank pictures or is your mom a 1870's tart and you got to defend her honor?</i> A better question is why you feel compelled to ask retarded questions, and/or immediately impute a sexual/personal motivation to inquiries.

• Eh, I see outfits like this all the time at the Fetish clubs. What I am more freaked out about is the creepy-looking guy in the side-mirror.

• disgusting.

• Ugh! That corset has got her so out of proportion, it's not even attractive.

• Well with the wide amount of pictures from that era floating around I am sure he will bust out an imageshack any moment. Even if it is true that back then they did not have the same grooming habits or dental services we have today. Better question is why are you demanding proof? Need some 1870's spank pictures or is your mom a 1870's tart and you got to defend her honor?

• <i>But if you believe the pictures from that era, those women usually had few teeth and didn't shave body hair either.</i> What pictures, exactly? Post proof or retract.

• It's official. Megan Fox is a Liefeld creation.

• That waistline is fucked up. Looks like she fell out of a Tim Burton animation.

• Megan Fox in this skimpy little number may be the only reason (for hetero males and lesbians anyway) to see this movie. Homegirl is HOT but can't act her way out of a paper bag.

• "Did they ever wear outfits like that back then?" It's my understanding that women did wear outfits like that in the "old West". But if you believe the pictures from that era, those women usually had few teeth and didn't shave body hair either. So I would generally say that Hollywood has highly romanticized the old west can-can corset chick.

• My God, is that just an optical illusion or is her waist actually <i>that</i> compressed?

• Oh creepy that is not the word I would use for her, but I am a hetrosexual male and I like women. Hot sexy beautiful shapely women.

• "Tonight, Megan Fox guest-stars in Will Smith's Wild Wild West". Did they ever wear outfits like that back then?

• I am amazed that she can move around so well while wearing that thing, I have helped girls get into corsets for costume work and they always look like the want to kill something until they can get it off. But there she is smiling and laughing, I'm amazed.

• Im not generally a fan of Megan Fox, but that outfit is so awesome it is disturbing.

• The corset makes her stomach look smaller and her butt look bigger, but only becasue that is where her small intestine is now located.

• I wonder if she will be playing "Tallulah" - the whore that gets her face all cut up and become a female version of Jonah Hex. Cuz that would be alright

• Internal organs? Megan Fox doesn't have internal organs. If she did, then she'd have to eat, which she obviously doesn't. Therefore, she doesn't have internal organs.

• I... can't seem to look away...

• And then 3 years later, she finds out her liver, kidneys, and uterus are all heavily bruised.

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