Nobody Wants to See Pictures of Jonah Hex
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By which I mean the character, of course. I’m guessing there are a great many people who want to see pics of Megan Fox from the Jonah Hex movie, currently in production, but that’s because Megan Fox is in it as one of those gun-toting harlots of the Old West.
I don’t know what I’m more surprised about — that the Hex movie has actually started filming and will be made (I had guessed it was one of the hundreds of DC movies Warner Bros. liked to announce and then immediately forget about) or that Megan Fox is wearing not just a corset, but one of those old-school crush-all-your-internal-organs-type corsets. It’s kind of creepy, actually. (Via FilmDrunk)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.