• Geisha Transform - WTF? Samurai Robot, Geisha Assassin - OK, I get that Fried Shrimp, Tengu Milk - WT FFF? Shiro Robot - that could actually be awesome! (why are the buildings bleeding?) Handicap Gun - FTW!!! Rectal Bleeding, Hip Katana - I'ma just going to ignore that for now... All in all, I'd like to see this movie, if only to inflict it upon my friends... :D

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• Fucking beautiful is all I can say. They knew what they were doing when they made this movie for sure. I think it's meant to be super satirical.

• WHY god, WHY?!! i feel like stabbing somebody in the ass with some fried shrimps now...

• I loved Tokyo Gore Police, Machine Girl and Old boy. Cant wait

• It's not. Noboru Iguchi has controls a large portion of Japan's insanity market.

• Uhhh... WOW. Watch this trailer twice. First w/ the sound, the second time on MUTE.

• That...is...the GREATEST thing I have ever seen. My mind just got f'd hard.

• . . . Did that building gush blood?

• What a wonderful, disturbing, genius, disgusting, weird, lovable film trailer! It makes me not wanna see and want to see it at the same time. Hm!

• What a sick, twisted, wonderful Trailer! I don't know if I wanna see it, though. I'm scared now!

• I don't even... I was OK until we got to 'Geisha Chainsaw', then my wtf detector overloaded.

• That's it! Cancel the RoboCop remake. There's no competing with this.

• That was AWESOME! I love B movies, but Japan really knows how to twist one up pretty durn good!

• omg FABTASTIC!

• HOLY $#IT!!! That has GOT to be the most absurd/awesome thing I have seen in my life....and I´ve seen some crazy stuff...isn´t that right Mr. Lorio?? What?? Time foy my medicine?!?! What medicine?!?! What are you doing you sick son of a AAAAAAARGHHSSSSS.....zzzzzzzzz

• BAAHAHAHA!!!... I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes

• Sweet artichokes of Jerusalem!! Can't wait to see the shrimp toast throwing stars and the kung pao pain! What a weird and wonderful looking movie.

• So that's what Japanese romantic comedies look like.

• I think the creepy is simply reading the script verbatim, and THIS is the actual movie, not the trailer.

• I'm guessing the building were blood-banks? Well, glad to hear I wasn't the only one terrified by the "Geisha Chainsaw". Guh, I could just imagine that voice trying to say "circular".

• Little baby Jeebus, that is some disturbing, disturbing awesomeness. I'm sitting here in the Tokyo airport as I watched this, and now I do not want to leave the room. I thought the little robot geisha tank that brought me my drink was cute, but a FUCKING HEAD CHAINSAW. I'm canceling my fried shrimp order.

• After having to force myself to sit through Tokyo Gore Police, just to see how twisted some of the new stuff coming out of Japan is, I think I will give this one a skip and instead wait for what ever it is that Miike Takashi will release next, as it will undoubtably be in better taste and make a bit of sense.

• so did anybody else catch the ichi the killer and Blade references? also, I would pay good money to see this in theatres.

• Oh, how I giggled. I really didn't think "Geisha Transform", so softly whispered could be beat, but then they followed it up with "FRIED SHRIMP!" I needed this.

• I'm sorry guys, but I thought this looked really really awful. And the rectal bleeding is quite disturbing. As is Geisha Circular Saw aka Geisha "Chainsaw." Japans concept of chains/saws is somehow different than ours? What the hell is going on over there?!

• fuck yes robogeisha has rocked my world. not to mention the narrator's voice was awesome. thanks for putting it up!

• Dare I ask what "tengu milk" means?

• Ladies and Gentleman... Geisha is the new Ninja. Substitute your adjectives and verbs now, to be in on the ground floor of the revolution!

• Man, and the whole time, I kept thinking "Topless Robot" as if I can never EVER watch this trailer anywhere except on this site. Also, was it just me, or did the "narrator's" speech patterns remind you a bit of Buffalo Bill, except a bit robotic (and maybe Japanese)? Alright, whoever is in charge of movie distribution: if this is not double-billed with Black Dynamite, then you have failed at life.

• This must...I say, MUST get a U.S. theatrical release in 4000 theaters. By the way listen to the trailer music, some of it vaguely sounds like the instrumental to the Wings song Live And Let Die.

• WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS FIRST?? The buildings! The shrimp! The acid breast milk! (That's what it was, right?) It's genius, I tell you!

• As soon as I finished watching I could here sirens and fire trucks outside. Someone must have called 911 when they saw me watching a video so ridiculous it JUST MIGHT KILL ME.

• That was the most fucked up thing, I have ever seen. I want in.

• Awesome!!!!! I just jizzed at my desk watching this. NSFW? Maybe, but it certainly made my work day better.

• Wow. Just wow. When does it come out in US? This could only be made in Japan...now, if the makers had worked in tentacle rape, the movie would be super-Japanese.

• That was the fucking highlight of my week!! thank you japan, you crazy bastards... Ive seen Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police, this guy knows how to make crazy, horrible warped, yet hilarious b-movies. Cant wait for this one to come out.. I really want that announcers voice on my answering machine/voicemail

• This had me staring at my monitor slack jawed in amazement... and the coming hordes of Japanese SexBots now terrify me beyond rational thought...

• I've seen cheezy crap from Japan but damn this may be the craziest. HIP KATANA!

• Did they get Metamoq from the game Zeno Clash to narrate that trailer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrD8ENzaBms

• This is what happens when historical societies and architects go PETA. I was to struck with awe and confusion to be disturb by this, which draws two conclusions for me: 1 Firefox really, really needs a Japanfiltre app. 2 This could be a spoof, that even I could see and I havent seen a slasher movie to a end yet.

• it took about 3 minutes to realize, the background music is a some Robogeisha rip from Life and Let Die.

• W-What did I just watch!?... But seriously... that was purely one of the most strangely epic things I've ever seen... On a side note... Buildings in japan can bleed!? I must test this...

• Ahem... "Geisha Missile!" "Geisha Dance!" "Geisha Army!" "Geisha Transform!" There's no need for all that my dear. You had me at "Geisha Missle." About that happy ending though...? No? Not having any of tha- wait! What are you doing with those fried shrimp!? Stay away you crazy bi-Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!

• I'm sorry did a Tengu just pop out of a Geisha wearing a bra that looks like she has saggy bloody breasts?!

• I'm gonna blame FFF on the fact that other than the rectal bleeding the only thing that really made me do a double take was the bleeding buildings. The rest I just laughed at.

• Looks firggin' awesome. I still haven't seen Machine Girl, but I HAVE seen Tokyo Gore police, which was amazingly absurd/disturbing/great.

• exilarating XD XD XD why the hell the buildings have blood????!!!! i'm not gonna thinking how can swords come out from all that places... but, mega win. vf

• so rectal bleeding is where you draw the line? That was so bad it makes me ALMOST want to visit forks Washington.

• What's with the watered-down, repetitive cover of <em>Live and Let Die</em>?

• I got yer Geisha Missile right here.

• Rectal bleeding.acid milk, mutilated cyborg chicks, swords popping out of....erotic places, a certified Japanese product

• OH MY GOD! What the hell was that?! I have to see it!

• I think the ass-swords and the bleeding buildings inspired the most WTF-ery for me. 50% awesome and 50% gateway-to-hell disturbing.

• I'm pretty sure the geisha chainsaw image is going to haunt my nightmares for years to come. Consequently, when I wake up at night in a cold sweat remembering that image, I'll just laugh when I think about the geisha transform scene.

• Good Lord, the list of madness just keeps on going! TENGU MILK! HANDICAP GUN! GEISHA CHAINSAW! The most bizarre part has to be the SHIRO ROBOT, which punches buildings, WHICH THEN SPEW OUT MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BLOOD.

• Handi...cap... gun.

• Geisha Chain saw is made better by the lack of a chain saw.

• Those buildings must have been chock full of people goodness, 'cause they're still gushing blood out the shattered rooftops about twenty minutes after. I also love the fact she's playing a musical instrument while the lower half of he body is tranformer into a battle tank.

• The Hell?

• WHAT THE FUCK.

• FRIED SHRIMP!

• Okay, well... Where do I get tickets?

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