I’m very happy to post the new Tron: Legacy trailer. I would have posted it sooner, but I had to watch it 30 times in a row while furiously masturbating during every viewing. Watch it, and I think you’ll understand. Good lord. If Disney had given me an unlimited budget and carte blanche to do whatever I wanted for a Tron sequel, I honestly don’t know that I could have come up with something that looks even half as good as this. CG Jeff Bridges looks good. It been filmed in actual 3-D, so it’s not just something that was foisted on it after the fact. Olivia Wilde looks amazing, and I want to marry her. The effects look amazing and he goes through the floor sand the last shot OH GOD I’VE GOT TO MASTURBATE AGAIN
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