It’s Jeff Bridges Vs. Jeff Bridges in Tron: Legacy


I’m very happy to post the new Tron: Legacy trailer. I would have posted it sooner, but I had to watch it 30 times in a row while furiously masturbating during every viewing. Watch it, and I think you’ll understand. Good lord. If Disney had given me an unlimited budget and carte blanche to do whatever I wanted for a Tron sequel, I honestly don’t know that I could have come up with something that looks even half as good as this. CG Jeff Bridges looks good. It been filmed in actual 3-D, so it’s not just something that was foisted on it after the fact. Olivia Wilde looks amazing, and I want to marry her. The effects look amazing and he goes through the floor sand the last shot OH GOD I’VE GOT TO MASTURBATE AGAIN

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.