The Title of Big Ass Spider! Is Not a Metaphor


I give you the movie that definitely hopes to be the next Snakes on a Plane…preferably with higher grosses. Because monsters are always more fun when people of color swear in their presence.

It looks like an interesting mix of CG, puppetry and stop-motion – I’m not sure it entirely gels, or even if it’s meant to, but it already looks better than a Syfy original, simply because it has more face-melting and the word “ass” in the title.

Since the title’s not hyphenated, perhaps I should point out that all spiders have relatively big asses. But when I watch the trailer, my grammar-cop exterior melts away with glee just like that one guy’s skin. Check it out after the jump.