All Hail Robogeisha
Holy. Fucking. Fuck. Just when you think Japan has reached the pinnacle of crazy, they bring out something like Robogeisha — the new movie from the maniac behind The Machine Girl. Please be warned this is not safe for work, thanks to a pretty intense amount of violence including a section where a man’s eyes get stabbed with fried shrimp. Also be warned that this is not safe for most people, because of a certain shot where a girl gets stabbed in the ass and blood shoots out (it is… not undisturbing). Also be warned I have no idea what’s going on with the narrator and his weird-ass voice. But otherwise, every second of this trailer is the greatest second of film of all time — with the exception of the rectal bleeding. That’s was just weird. Thanks to Rob Knox for the tip (Via AICN)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.