I just know, somewhere in the deep, dark pit of despair I have in the place where I used to have a heart that this utterly batshit insane clip of an inexpicable He-Man-themed dance routine from some batshit insane Bollywood movie is going to be better than whatever Hollywood eventually does to my beloved Masters of the Universe. At very least, it won't have that awesome mustachioed man calmly gazing upon He-Man and the dancing skeletons and huge statue of Skeletor, calmly smoking a cigarette and occasionally nodding, as if to give the whole fucking nightmare his approval. Thanks to everyone who sent this magic in -- now if you'll excuse me, I need to hire a midget to wear an Orko costume and dance for me for the next several hours. It's the only thing that makes sense to me anymore.
P.S.: Mattel -- I want an MOTUC figure of the mustachioed man, stat.
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mojo said:
There are so many wtf with this, so I am just gona stick with this one.
Is that the most buff guy they could find.... really?
Xanthippas said:
Just. Wow. LOL.
Skemono said:
I want more villains whose glowing eyes pulse to the beat of random musical numbers.
Templar said:
Oh... my... God...
sal said:
this is the Bollywood version of the Bat Dance
Brian said:
This is the greatest thing I ever saw!
emerson999 said:
I love how the driving scene looks like it's right out of dark place.
Greg Easton said:
You know what's worse than this?
If Michael Bay had done it.
King Psyz here for HappyFunKingPsyz© said:
Why is Ron Jeremy there? Is he BeastMan?
Grenadier said:
@ Greg Easton
Wow! Unprovoked Bay hate in an unrelated topic only eight posts in! That's got to be some kind of record...
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
Leaked scenes from Slumdog Millionaire 2 no doubt.
Sebaceous said:
Until I saw the crowd watching and realized it was a stage performance I thought the guy smoking a cigarette was supposed to be Skelletor.
Strangeman said:
I didn't realize Evil Lyn or Evelyn, or however the hell you spell her name had the hots for He-Man.
...That really went on for about four more minutes than necessary.
Anonymous said:
@Strangeman
Maybe they were dance-fighting?
RageTreb said:
I would uy the SHIT out of a MOTUC mustachioed man.
akujaj said:
I want the soundtrack now!
There are soo many wins in this video:
- Punch-dance choreography with simulated blows to the armpit.
- Weird creepy dude eyeing the main actress, & smoking herb!
- Dancing Orko kid with red glittering outfit
- Giant statue with glowing eyes ala Big Trouble in Little China.
- A man desperately driving a jeep through the night
- Costumes that are somewhat accurate to the source material!
- He-man with a strong hetero-libido!
- High waisted glittering 80's short-shorts!
- A seedy underground club somewhere in the depths of Mumbai!
a marvelous testament to the powers of the internet, and 80's cartoon adapted live action entertainment!
Greg Easton said:
@Grenadier,
Bay also killed Ed McMahon and his touch causes puppy cancer.
Bay hate is fun and easy. He's kinda the new Domo-Kun and Cthulhu rolled into one.
puddy77 said:
That is the best dinner theater I have ever seen! Hopefully they'll take that production on tour.
spazweez said:
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for someone to Buffalax this video. ASAP. (http://www.youtube.com/user/buffalax#play/uploads)
Erelas RyAlcar said:
All these years, we did honestly know that Evi-lyn had the hots for He-Man, likewise, we've always known that in He-Man form he dommed Teela and as Adam he was topped by Teela...but I digress.
WTH is this, for the sake of all that is plastic and 3 3/4" tall, why did they do this....*shudders* why...
TrapJaw said:
So the fabled Wonder Bread He-Man was actually Bollywood He-Man? That's awesome!
And I really dig the bastard love-child of Orko and the Hamburglar. It's damn genius!
Xanthippas said:
Somewhere Dolph Lundgren is thanking his lucky stars that at least his career didn't take him down oily white guy's path.
bad_persephone said:
I think my brain just broke. WTF?? I'm sad now
maggot-face said:
figure this will be somehwat appropriate, but check out these two paintings I found on Deviantart.com about He-Man:
http://nebezial.deviantart.com/art/he-man-115761586
http://nebezial.deviantart.com/art/he-man-teaser-style-115891770
NameofRain said:
Eh, don't freak out about this. A lot of my Indian friends say that no one really takes these movies all that seriously- the highlight is the dancing (in this case, mediocre). Still, I love the Orko- too funny! Does anyone know what movie this was from and who the actors are?
Anonymous said:
WTF! Was this an out-take from the Clooney Batman & Robin movie?
Halfazedninja said:
That was Ben Stiller as Mr Mustache right?
COMO ESTA BITCHES!
Mr Wesley said:
@Maggot-Face:
Those paintings were worth the price of admission.
As far as the video goes, I have to turn it off before my brain exp--
*PAFF!*
Roswellianism said:
....wow.
Okay, if MotU was really, REALLY like this, I would watch.
Instead, MotU is what it is and I stay the hell away.
Motivational Smart Ass said:
This is...glorious.
As an Indian dude, I have many reasons to be proud of my heritage. This is not one of them.
But it makes me laugh...
NerdRage said:
I would to have this set in my backyard when I invite friends over for summer cookouts!
Rick said:
That ultra flexible chick in the video is hot.....so is her dancing.
