Finally, a Gwyneth Paltrow Action Figure to Lecture All Your Other Toys About Their Diet

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Pepper Potts is long overdue for an action figure, especially since she actually donned the Iron Man suit in part 3, and now she finally gets a deluxe set of both her and the suited version of her, with an open Iron Man helmet head featuring her face.

Can she beat Black Widow? With Extremis and an iron suit, I wouldn’t bet against her. However, with her dependence on Tony Stark to define her, I would bet against sympathetic blog posts. Me? I’d make a custom Flesh and Bone figure out of this if I had unlimited money and any customizing talent whatsoever.