10 of the Most Horrible Deaths by Women in Star Trek

By Rob Bricken in Daily Lists, Movies, TV
Thursday, Jul. 9 2009 @ 8:00AM
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By Shaun Clayton

When you think of people who get screwed over in Star Trek, chances are you think immediately of the "red shirts" -- those hapless Starfleet members who die by the dozens whenever they beam down to an unknown planet, or when an omnipotent enemy shakes up the Enterprise. You probably don't think of women, since Trek has a pretty decent history of female empowerment, even making Kathryn Janeway the captain of a starship, albeit in the worst Star Trek series ever made. But in reality, the only people who die as much and as horribly as the red shirts are women, whether in the Trek TV series or the movies, and it's actually far more awkward than Kirk's womanzing. Here now are 10 of those rather misogynistic deaths from the horrible, to the absolutely, positively horrible.

10) Gaila

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Okay, so, we don't see the Orion chick young Kirk makes out with near the beginning of the new Trek movie actually getting killed, but it's assumed that she and a whole slew of cadets were blown to bits at the fight over Vulcan since all the ships besides the Enterprise were destroyed. (I would have prefaced that with SPOILER, but really, something's wrong with you if you haven't seen this film yet.) Anyway, Gaila gets used by Kirk, falls in love with him, gets dissed by him, and then excitedly gets ready to go into space, where the ship she is on gets blown to pieces in a few minutes. Happy days! There is also supposedly a deleted scene in which Kirk uses her to hack academy computers, so you know, there's another way she gets dumped on. Though considering that on Orion the word most often placed before "girl" is "slave," perhaps this fate isn't so bad for her.

9) Kara

So, you're just a belly-dancer on a sensual planet, doing a show, and decide "Hey, here's a Starfleet officer I'll take a stroll with on the dark and foggy streets," except they're not really foggy, more like someone went to Spencer's and bought 500 fog machines. Anyway, in a quiet stroll in an alley, you are stabbed a bunch of times. Of course, the rest of the episode focuses on whether Scotty just butchered you like a hog, but it really doesn't matter to you as you're dead. Not only dead, but dead with barely any clothes on in some filthy alleyway. Awesome.

8) Dr. Elizabeth Dehner

A young woman who gets god-like powers and shiny, shiny eyes gives up those powers and shiny, shiny eyes so she can kill another guy with god-like powers and shiny, shiny eyes. Not just any guy, but a guy that called her "A walking freezer unit." She doesn't kill him, she just weakens him enough so Kirk can do what he does best, fight with very staged punches and some sort of karate chopping while somehow getting his shirt ripped. Noble though her death was, in essence, she died to set up a Kirk fight. If there is an afterlife, she can say "Yeah, I died so two bulky guys could punch it out with each other in a homoerotic fantasy."

7) Edith Keeler

The end of the love of Kirk's life can be summed up like this:
"I'm a kind social worker who is trying to make a difference in this world."
"Oh no, a truck!"
"Thank goodness this drug-addicted crazy southerner saved me."
"Now there's a cute guy who showed up in my life who doesn't make fun of my for thoughts about space travel, new energy sources and a peaceful society!"
"My life is looking up!"
(All of this is erased)
"Oh no, a truck!"

6) Lt. Van Mayter
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The Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "In Theory" is mostly about a Data tackling a problem most Star Trek fans find almost insurmountable, and that is being in a relationship with a woman. The other part of the story is a series of subspace holes that cause parts of the ship to disappear and re-appear. Lt. Van Mayter here ends up getting melded with a deck when the floor disappears then reappears, melding her with the deck. There's not much else to her backstory, but no matter who she was or what she's done, you have to admit this is a pretty terrible way to go. I mean, just look at that picture. Disturbing. Not only that, but I'm presuming they just didn't vaporize her body with a phaser and had to cut her out of there to get the body removed, right? Ugh.