Well there goes part of my childhood again.... Thank you FFF you have striped my childhood down to its bones. Not a fleck of good happiness left in it.

soo... any chance anyone elses childhood die a horrible flaming pedophillic death right there?

apparently so

So Teddiursa is 2 feet tall and has a 6 inch penis? Seems like that would make breeding kind of hard for the female teddiursas.

I also like how May's reaction to the room being kind of warm is to immediately take off her top.

hm, it's got most of the ingredients but the souffle did not rise - I think what it's missing is a pair of those furry tickle-me-elmo gloves. I give it two out of four Pikachus. a solid 'Team Rocket' effort.

I love the wonky tenses most. The wonky tenses and the memes that seem to surround batshit FF -- not least 'seed'. Pokemon seed.

Rob, let your readers write their own fics in a contest. It'll be a way to quantify how warped these Friday posts have made us.

Plus I'd secretly enjoy pitting Spock's rational brain and irrational penis against the anus of a Gundam mech.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMY!!!

Well there goes tonight's lonely bout of masturbation. Thanks Rob.

Oh god this is horrible, just horrible. Much worse the last weeks. I'm going to need something a lot stronger than scotch to erase this from my mind.

Why are the pokemon in an orphanage? Aren't they animals? Wouldn't they be in a pound or shelter?

Also, a holt is another word for an otter's den, and judging by this story, I wouldn't be surprised at all if she had a pile of otters in her house to cum all over.

Its sad that these are the things I notice in this story, and not, y'know, the girl fucking a bear cub with a dick roughly 1/5 the size of his body. Congratulations, FFF, you have officially broken me.

My two favorite quotes:

"May started to remove her shirt, after she removed it, her big boobs were exposed, her breast size was 106 cm, cup size DD-E or larger."

-Really? 'They were like, super-duper-triple-D, seriously!'

and,

"I like orgasms, could we do it again?" asked Buster smiling.
That line never works for me.

-Nice.

*munches Milk Junki...er...Duds*

""Hahahahaha, mommy your making my belly all tickley." laughed Buster happily."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Boy I sure am glad I read FFF!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1!!111!1!!!1
*sobs uncontrollably*

This story... the weird errors (such as 'stair' for 'stare') and very odd mixing of tenses... that was somehow more unnerving to me than the plot itself, which as anyone who's read it can see, is no small task.

Also, the simple, yet just slightly over-descriptive sentences, and a lot of the genuinely cute moments also only serve to add to the depravity.

I.... Are.... No one's going to go to jail for reading this, are they? Because I feel like it.

...The author liked the word "appeared" an awful lot. Almost as much as May's boobs. They probably could've improved this story by not using so many passive phrases, and instead have gone for more dynamic language.

Or, you know, not writing about teddy bear fucking to begin with.

"she wore a purple shirt with lettering on the front that read "I Love Life" in pink letters"

what?

...

I'm just going to stair at the screen for a while and collect myself.

I wish Dash Rendar would come in and kill them all then go fuck a robot. In fact, I wish that's how *every* FFF would end.

Lucy: If I were an english teacher, I would steal your comment for use in teaching my class. Especially the part about not writing about fucking teddy bears.

What bothered me about this story was that the author obviously went out of his or her way to make May eighteen instead of ten, yet he or she kept the LITTLE POKEMON TEDDY BEAR eight years old. As you said during the story,

what

Why do I keep reading these?
Every Friday, I just get closer to finally bludgeoning myself to death with my laptop.

Why, God, why?

You people can't snark for crap. Really, you're all a bunch of newbs. Grow a pair and make your snarks entertaining.

You can learn a thing or two from Why God, Why, a messageboard dedicated to mocking bad fanfiction.

http://whygodwhy.org

"And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Nietzsche

I think that sums up the effect of reading FFF every week.

Just read that in line at Subway. Lunchtime!

Wow. I was shocked, horrified, and a bit aroused. This still doesn't beat "The Pokemon Story," though.

I figured this would be a kooky masturbation story, and I'm almost disappointed that it wasn't. That would have been better than this. I did enjoy all the pointless specific information that the author (?) dispenses (?)--Richard is 6 feet tall, May is 5'5", poor Buster is 2'4". Think what the story would have been without that information.

One last thing...WOULDN'T THERE BE FUR?!? I kept expecting she'd cough up a hairball.

Also disturbing was May's decision to use age as the mitigating factor for her selection of possible adoptees. She immediately went for the youngest. While it's unclear whether she went into the orphanage looking for "a lover and a son" or maybe just a son is unclear, but still.

I am 100% positive there is considerable more paperwork than choosing whichever one you please and walking out.

This is probably why most adoption agencies double check references.

"Hot and fresh Pokemon seed" I have not laughed that hard all week.

Again I must point out that girls fucking stuff animals is a real fetish. A creepy fetish, but a fetish none the less.

Good lord, what the hell is happening to the pokemon universe? Gone are the days when I could actually watch the show and be a blissfully happy child.

Now whenever someone mentions pokemon I involuntarily flinch and start searching for the scotch. So long childhood memories. :/

Urgh. :( Whenever I dare actually read an FFF-entry rather than just skip straight to the comments for kicks, I always end up horrified. And no, that's not a figurative manner of speaking or anything, I literally get horrified. Scared on behalf of the human race, knowing that somewhere out there, some person is beating off to this story. It fucking sickens me.

I mean; not even is this guy writing about a little bear-pet-thing fucking a human chick; he is actually taking care to make it perfectly clear that the bear is of kindergarden-age and insists on referring to her as "mommy", and describes the act in utter, excruciating detail, saying how cute it looks as though he was referring to a completely innocent scene. I actually think that might be the sickest part of it all.

I could laugh at the Hogwarts/octopus story. Hell, even the Che Guevara vs Betty Boop -entry made me just laugh through all the insanity. That alone tells how decentralized I've become. It seems I have actually gotten used to the idea of utter insane sexual deviants existing and having actual fan bases, something that should not be possible. :(

And you people post their fucked-up stuff on this blog, posting little snarky comments and laughing it off somewhat. Part of me feels like we're just giving these people more publicity.

You know what? Fuck it. I'm already depressed, angry and have nothing but dislike for the human race as a whole for the time being, and the last thing I need is reading this and getting reminded how fundamentally fucked-up the whole world is, and how much I'm beginning to hate people. I can't just laugh this off, like I know I'm probably supposed to, either.

Fuck it. I'm going to bed. :(

I suggested this one. I'm...I'm so sorry...

Sex today will be difficult, I'll just have to beat myself on the head and get some drinking done before hand.
I would think it would difficult for something soft cuddly and 2.5 ft tall to mount a full grown woman. But Perhaps I was wrong.

Also; 91.5 cm is a DD or an E with a 30 inch ribcage (DD30/E30), So that means May is about a DD36/E36. I felt I needed to let the people people know that.

"Mommy, your mouth is tickling my wee wee." moaned Buster as he felt his lower body tingle with pleasure.

....My soul dies a little each time i see that line....You know it wasnt that horrible till you scrape it down to a few things.Like for one its a bear.thats 8.and that she apparently refers to her boobs as milk junkies.and thinks its hot.and this last one tops it for me.now any time i ever have sex on friday.im going to think of this story because of you Rob.thank you for ruining getting laid.Now im going to go stab myself repeatedly in the "tummy" and hope to god i dont go to hell.if i do.theres gonna be alot of horrible pokemon stories in my head

@Mr.Death
Without you none of us would have every known this story exists. I want you to sit and think of what you have infected the community with.

Also; I meant to address this in my original post, What the fuck? Milk Junkies? The hell is that supposed to mean? I mean really, couldn't you have said something that made moderate sense?

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS? I wanna know whose idea was this RIGHT NOW. Who did this on purpose, huh? I found this little secret and I'm so angry I wanna know who did this and why or I'll report everyone here to the site moderaters on this website and Yiffstar and have the one responsible BANNED FOR LIFE. NOW TELL ME WHO DID THIS NOW?

I'll give it this, it was nice to read something that wasn't disturbing yaoi porn fanfiction.

But it's still disturbing POKEMON porn fanfiction. So it's probably just as bad.

not only did that story fall short of the last pokemon story the thing is still messed up in so many ways least of all the pedopila and beastality mixed together. the writer must have had some issues with their stuffed animals to write this. that or some deep hatred of pokemon.

" I wish there was a law that people couldn't right erotic fan fiction until they actually had sexual intercourse."

But you do realize there would be NO fan-fiction then? Not that it would be a big loss...

And May strangely didn't seem all that busty in Pokemon...not that I was paying attention. (looks out the window for Chris Hansen)

Yeah, thanks, Mr. Death. Thanks for foisting this beautifully written epic of undying love on us. Jerk.

~_~ *goes to cry in a corner*

Seriously, what the hell, people. The measurements on penis and boob size painted a rather disturbing picture, but "milk junkies"? What the hell? This whole thing has this disturbing oedipus feel to it. There is no father to be seen, and the mother just jumps straight to the sex almost out of nowhere. "Milk junkies" had me laughing, though.

I'll never be able to look at my adopted eight year old Teddiursa the same way again (sob) Damn you FFF!!

I can't say anything snarky or that uses the word "fuck" in it. This is beyond even the power of the doctor (who knows 5 billion langues) to express just how insane and hillarious this is....

Hey, is that actually the author up there threatening to report us all or something? I'd say it'd cute when they get mad like that, but I'm actually pissed enough at his/her poor taste, shitty writing, and disturbing deviancy to just laugh bitterly. I work in intellectual law; there's not a damn thing the freak-writers of these things can actually do about this site, luckily. Teddiursa loved being "loved on" by May? My *grandmother* uses that phrase. Goddamn.

/thoroughly disenfranchised with most of humanity

why didn't I stop reading after:

"Which one is the youngest?" asked May feeling undecided.

??????????????????????

Admitting you wrote this is basically admitting to be a pedophilic Furry. I'm certain the mythical weilders of the "ban-hammer" will be very sympathetic to the desperate cries of a "Fan-Fic" bestiality/incest pervert.

What does it say about me, that i am somehow never really shocked about what i read in here?

I actually feel sick now....

"WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?" is the most meme-worthy thing I've seen on the Internet since "I am aware of all Internet traditions." This is going right into my repertoire.

You're gonna be in so much trouble when the site moderators hear about this. BANNED FOR LIFE!

HAHAHA OH GOD! "WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?" Your commenting skills are just as good as your writing. That is to say, not that great.

As I said before, I suggested this. So I suppose I responsible this. But hey, you posted this on a public site, so if you didn't want this to be potentially snarked at, you shouldn't have posted it! If you can't take criticism, don't make the product. You need to learn that things like disturbing fan-fics such as this can be seen BY ANYONE! Not just lovers of pedo-bestiality. You have no one to blame but yourself.

Also, Pedobear would probably like this story.

Why isn't there one of these about Officer Jenny? I demand it!

Ow, my soul.

Now I know why it's called slashfic. *rummages for the razor blades*

Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Reads like a letter to Penthouse Forum written by a retard, but maybe this is what you imagine while having one of those Pokemon seizures... I dunno.

for every time the word "cute" and "love" is mentioned, this author should be shot.

"May knew something about what happend today, she gained a lover and a son, she also became Buster's first love, including his mother"

Awwwww!. Never a happy ending sounded so depraved!!!!

"WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!!!"

Teddy bear/kiddie/incest/beatiality porn, all at once!!!
...The Horror...the horror....

How I miss the good old days of reading about giant squids humping schools for wizards, or Che showing his Guevara to that gringa Boop, or the perverted psycho perkyness of "Chu cum", or just the adorable Hobbits doing their "tree hugging till everyone comes" tricks. Ah nostalgia!

I fear for what the next FFF may bring...

....... NO. Just, no.
As if the grammar and structure weren't bad enough....
Ugh... think I'm going to go pour bleach into my ears in an attempt to erase that image from my mind.

Brickhousebunny21 might actually have the law on his side if he's really serious about having his original content removed from TR.

Just saying. The story is disgusting and may be in violation of a Pokemon copyright. But that's irrelevant. When it comes down to it, LA Weekly will back off from reprinting someone else's original work of fiction in entirety without explicit permission.

If the author sends a cease and desist letter to the LA Weekly, or especially he pays a lawyer a hundred bucks to do it - I have no doubt this FF would disappear.

I would be pretty pissed off if my Walker Texas Ranger porn got reprinted here. Heh, just kidding, it wouldn't bother me. In fact, I'll email it to Rob.

Aw, c'mon guys! When you make fun of poor old Brickhousebunny21, you make the tickley feeling in my belly go away. So be nice, or I'll have to call my... MOOOOOOOOMY.

dunno, been a long time since I read Skyywalker, but TR's use sure looks like transformative use to me. If he's worried, he could insert more commentary - parody up a bit.

This morning when I woke up, I was like "It's Friday. FFF goes up today! Woohoo!"
WHAT THE HELL IS MY PROBLEM?
I feel the need to point out that moaning and smiling simultaneously (which occurs more than once in the story) can only produce one creepy, retard-amalgamation of an expression, and it looks like the last panel of this:
http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF098-Sgt._Grumbles.jpg
Re-read that story again, and picture that expression where appropriate.
And as always, fellas, don't feed the troll.

http://i30.tinypic.com/10zmqa9.jpg

@Yurikoneko

well done, that is so damn funny!

Just read all the comments.
Hilarious.
For the most part when I read Fan Fic, I really believe some of those authors could write some really great stuff if it was smutty and deranged. (But smutty and deranged sells!)
ANYWAY, this writing was truly awful. The word cute was used...too much. Any good author would describe the cuteness of the pedophile/bestiality and not just tell us it was cute. How was it cute? TELL ME? HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU THINK ANY OF THAT WAS CUTE?!
And yeah, I criticizing the literary content of FFF. What about it?
All I'm saying is that someone needs to get a better vocabulary and better descriptive writing skills.

Also, it would be awful if someone made Topless Robot take this down. I would cry perhaps more than I cried when he talked about mommy tickling his wee wee.

A part of me has just died... And yet, every Friday, I go "New FFF!" As if it's something to look forward to. The only reason I haven't poured acid down my ear is "Whose responsible this"

Fuck my life.

@Yurikoneko

pic fucking saved.

Forget the scotch, just bring me a glass of bleach-I take it neat.

As an adoptee, I hope a special place in hell is reserved for this writer. And if I hear the words cute, playful, or "stair" in the near future, someone's getting stabbed. Seriously, though, I think this dude was severely affection deprived. How else do you account for the overwhelming glut of reassuring and love-affirming dialogue, the constant non-sexual breast snuggling/hugging/kissing, the constant tickling/giggling motif, and the general need for the girl to please, but from a quasi-authorative position? There's the takeaway, people. HUG YOUR DAMN KIDS!

yes, WHO RESPONSIBLE THIS?! demented pedophile beastiality porn?

I love the irony of the 16 year old pedophile getting bent out of shape because people are laughing at HIS POKEMON BEASTIALITY PEDOPHILE INCEST PORN, because you know this is serious litature folks...

DIAF freak, I'm sure Chris Hansen would like a word with you, why don't have a seat right over there.

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE IS THIS?

...I am what they call the best of the best...

...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Horrible story, the writer should be locked in jail. With a grown up Ursaring. Then we´ll have next FFF

I am happy that I am currently in the UK, and my reading of material has added new accents to words... so "mooooooomy" didnt sound like a long "mommy", but a long "moo-me". Which might be worse, but thankfully not in my head.

This one was really funny XD
It's not as good as the tree semem FFF but still funny :3

I have to admit, I am actualy looking forwards to these pearls of horror you keep digging up.

@ Everyone:
Stop bitching, it couls have been worse, it could have been a Gay/Besatiality/Pedophilic/Scat fan fiction.

I love how the author of this little piece is treating this like it's a huge violation of art and his "fans." Are you really that detached that you can't understand why people find a ten-year-old girl turned titzilla motherly whore blowing and having sex with a bear cub a bit yucky? You seriously AREN'T picking it up, Brickhouse?

Anyway, I wouldn't dub this as bad as that OTHER Pokémon story, but it ranks around the same as that "A Nude Hope" story with the underaged/bestial orgy, Wookie fellatio, scat, and mass murder on the ship. Same creepy, careless and naive tone to it.

' I found this little secret'

Topless Robot's FFF is a secret? Since when? Holy crap!

I'm sorry.. but I lol'd horribly at the author's comment.

"Pwnbeaver said:

Why isn't there one of these about Officer Jenny? I demand it!"

Which one? I vote for all of them, but that's just me...

...strangely, the thing that threw me off the most was the fact that she kept kissing him on the lips.

...i kiss my daughter on the lips.

...i feel like i need to go to jail now.

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!

Not sure if anyone noticed this, but it got stuck in my head for the entire story...'"Mommy, what is love?" asked Buster adorably.' Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

And yes, I have sex on Fridays. And probably in about an hour or so, after my partner finishes reading this and has a good laugh. This is nothing. Fucking Gardevoir story...

and also,(Ralph Wiggum voice) I like orgasms!

WHAT the FUCK??

I just found this site for the awesome review (and Q&A - absolutely brilliant, dude) of Transformers 2, and then noticed the FFF post before it.

I am scarred for life!

Not only are a buncha fucktards posting absolutely SICK stories about pedo-pokemon-philia and hobbit-treefucking, but none of them have learned grammar or the proper use of the English language! ARRRGGGHHH! MY EYES! I don't know which is worse - the heinously fucked-up stories or the absolute destruction of all language rules used to write them.

And have any of you FFF-writing losers ever actually **HAD** sex? "Her insides"? Is that her intestines or something else? What the FUCK? I am damaged for life. There are no words to adequately describe this site (rather, the FFF submissions on it).

I totally bookmarked it and I'll be back every Friday to see what you grammar-abusing sick fucks are up to.

What if she gets pregnant? This is a fanfic, after all; anything could happen, and they didn't use any protection. Unless May is on the pill. Maybe she's on the pill. I'll tell myself she's on the pill.

I hope she doesn't get crotch fleas, though. That'd suck.

"Mommy, what is love?" asked Buster adorably."

BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE

I'm not sure just how upset I am by this. However, time will tell because I find that after reading a truly horrifying FFF, I will find myself thinking about it while doing one of my various daily routines. Then I know that it has crept into the depths of my brain, and will probably contribute to an early death.
Fuck you May,
FUck you.

Am I the only one who noticed that Buster's penis length is a little over a fifth of his height? That's like a 6ft man having about a 15-1/2" penis. OUCH.

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?

POKEMON SEED! GET YOUR FRESH HOT POKEMON SEED!

Brickhouse... you do know that moderators on Yiffstar don`t have any authority on TR, right? This kid is a virual meme factory. Also:

She`s a Brick... House!
She`s got milk junkies, lettin' 'em all hang out!
Oh a Brick... House!
Rapin' bears, writin' stairs (sic), 'cause that`s what he`s all about!

I found that on the big truck called the internet. Because I invented it. Meme meme internet tradition.

To answer his question, I believe the one RESPONSIBLE THIS posted above, huh?

Next up, BrickHouseBunny write a Pokemon rape fantasy fic starring Ash and everyone's favorite lightning-spewing Peep. Its title-

"'Pika!' Doesn't Mean 'No'"

Aand nevermind. I just discovered that Pokerape has already been covered on FFF....

This is a strange world, this internets.

Brickhousebunny21 said:

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS??

Ohhhh the humanity!!

This might be the best thing in the history of ever. Especially when considered with the complete meltdown of the the sick ass bearophile.

I'm honored to have witnessed the birth of a meme

So, yeah, I'm not up to date on a lot of my internet lingo for some horrible reason (I spend enough time here) but wouldn't Rob be the site moderator who Brickhousebunny21 is threatening to have us banned? Please, correct me if I'm wrong.

But yes, the birth of a meme, especially this one, is a wondrous thing. I just about bust a gut when I read about this. And Brickhousebunny, if you don't want your fics complained about, you really shouldn't post them. Honestly, I've never read a fanfic that hasn't been flamed at least once, and that includes the ones I've written. Either that or stop writing furry pedophilia. Whichever.

Everyone here is in trouble now, I just sent a message to a site mod from Yiffstar and if this site doesn't delete all traces of this story or if anyone here doesn't get rid of this little joke they've made out of this story in three days, everyone here will be banned for life just like I've warned everyone else here like before, don't bother trying to lie to the site mods to save your own skins because the site mods are on my side and there's nothing you can do about it, they've already found out who Rob Bricken is and they're on my side as we speak, they agreed in three days time everyone here will be banned if the big boss behind all this doesn't get rid of all traces of this little joke they've posted, this is your last warning, I've warned you all but you didn't listen, deleting any evidance won't do you any good either, I've shown every piece of evidance to the site mods and it's all over for everyone here and Rob Bricken, if everyone here doesn't follow the warning and get rid of this in three days, than judgement day will come for everyone here and Rob Bricken, even if you had nothing to do with it, I don't care and the mods agree with me, you have three days and if this isn't gone when I get back, the mods will ban everyone here, even making all the bad comments won't do you any good. You all have three days or else.

This is too damn fantastic!

Banned from what, the internet? Honestly, Brickhousebunny21, you just keep fueling the fire. If I said something by accident that was funny enough to turn into an internet meme (which I'm sure is what happened with WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS) I'd be honored. And if you're talking about Yiffstar I'm not too worried because I'm pretty sure the majority of people here don't really frequent the site. Seriously, I think it's time to bow out gracefully.

Dude, let me put it in simple terms for you:

You can't get the toothpaste back into the tube.

You've been embarrassed, but when you post what you did in a public forum that's to be expected. Enjoy your fifteen minutes of internet celebrity while it lasts.

Kudos for at least spell checking your rambling this time, but you really need to learn that complaining to whatever site you originally posted this to won't have any implications against the people on this, a completely separate website whose reason for being is to report on stuff like this.

Also: no one here has accounts - that's not the way the blog commenting software works. There's no one to ban, and even if you COULD, everyone here just would pick a different alias. Guess what - my name isn't Geoff. "Banning" Geoff won't get you anywhere.

And trust us, no one would be caught dead on whatever whacked-out site you originally posted this on.

... unless you have a blog there, in which case, we'll follow you anywhere as I don't think anyone here has been this amused in months and hope you keep it up.

Chin up. I understand the Star Wars kid made some money off his infamy. Start thinking about t-shirt manufacturing.

Brickhouse, a word if I may.

You see, a long time ago, in a time that you probably couldn't understand once existed, there was this wonderful book that was compiled called a 'dictionary'. This wonderful invention, truly a marvel of its age, allowed language to be codified into a series of set in stone rules for spelling words.

Now, this dictionary allowed everyone to understand rules for writing. Now, as a high school student, obviously you have missed some of these rules (and by your writing, I think maybe you've been skipping your English classes for the past eight years). So, please, allow me this small bit of instruction:

The Paragraph: Do you see the thing above this text, where I seperated words with a line? That is called a paragraph. It allows someone to change their subject by separating it into a different section that allows movement and flow between thoughts. They are very helpful and serve to make your incessant insanity/stupidity a little easier to read.

Punctuation: There are these wonderful little things called periods, commas and the like. They allow the ending of sentences in reasonable lengths. While you occasionally use them, it's fairly obvious that you have little idea what they are or where they need to be used. I suppose this is forgivable if you've been smoking crack since the day you were born but, please, in future blathering about things you don't understand, please try and be more considerate to the people making fun of you. Thanks!

As for pretty much everything you just said, you are truly hilarious and I believe you should keep trying to vaguely threaten us with your absolutely nonsensical rantings.

Oh, and in case this post contains too many large words for you, allow me a small translation: "UG UG FIRE GOOD UG UG!" And repeat that about fifty times.

Um... did he just threaten to have us all banned from a furry site that I'm pretty sure 99.9% of us don't visit, and wouldn't have known about if not for the FFF?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Oh noesy! However will I read the latest scintillating Brickhouse Pokemon fanfic!? The horrors...

Yeah, this made my day, and I will spread the meme amongst all my nearest and dearest... WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS.... *snicker*

He sure can spell better when he has the site mods on his side...too bad it doesn't stop him from sounding like a whiny little bitch.

The mods must be crazy.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/14/128974350385352921.jpg

To paraphrase John Rambo:

Don't push it. Don't push it or we'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go.

Brickhousebunny21:
First off, kudos on actually managing to spell your words properly, even if you still haven't quite grasped sentence structure.

And please, do get your mods to ban us all from Yiffstar. I'm sure the loss of such an...excellent...site will destroy our lives entirely.

Now back to my browsing of the internet, where the growing meme of WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS will keep me laughing for a very long time.

@Mr. Death

He's just full of quotable bits, isn't he?

Oh Come on! Brickhousebunny21 enjoy your 15 minutes of internet fame while it last! I will be pimpin my magna opus if a were you.

Guys seriously, I just saw a T-1000 sprint past my window!

@CCHaos

The kid is a walking meme factory.

#Mr. Death

To say the least. *chuckles* Too funny for words.

This probably generated the more traffic for Yiffstar than they have ever seen. I seriously doubt they're anything but thrilled right now.

I just want to make sure that I comment in the epic beginning of an internet meme.

I WAS HERE KIDS! I SAW THE START! GRANDPA WAS SOMEBODY ONCE!

On a more serious note, wouldn't all of this be covered under fair use anyway?

Thanks for the chuckle.

I'm still glad that I was here to witness the start of all this. I've never been there for the birth of a meme before. It feels almost spiritual, lol. Anyway, wow, you really think the mods are on your side? I find that hard to believe but it doesn't matter anyway as none of us are members of that site, as many others have said.

Oh shit, we're in trouble now! Please don't ban me from a site I've never been to!

Let us all remember this day, this unforgettable day. So we can look back and say "I was there, I was responsible this!"

It's like being there for the Kennedy assassination, or the moon walk, or the launch of the McRib...

Whose responsible, indeed.

Oh shit, you mean I'll be banned from a site that focuses entirely on bestiality fanfic? Oh no, not that, anything but that.

My life will be over. Whatever shall I do? Now I'll never get to write that Jigglypuff/Snarf/Grandpa Smurf story I keep having all those nightmares about.

Please, Brickhousebunny21. Have mercy on our bitter and jaded internet souls.

Seriously, what a douche.

Is it possible that Brickhousebunny21 might speak English as a 2nd or 3rd language? That certainly doesn't excuse him(her?) from this truly atrocious and disturbing story, but that might explain his(her) complete failure to grasp English sentence structure, dialogue, spelling etc.
Or maybe I'm just trying to rationalize this awful, horrible and yet AWESOME situation. I have a hard time thinking that someone might be willing to present themselves, even on the internet, in this manner without some normal, translation related problem.

Also, Brickhousebunny21: Kitten? Darling? Pervert? If your stories are not friends locked or otherwise hidden from the general public, who are incline to mock you for your clearly disturbing stories and atrocious grammar etc, there is not a whole lot you can do to keep this from happening. In the future, see if Yiffstar (I guess) has a security measure so those of us who enjoy watching a train wreck of meme worthy proportions (as I am) will be denied entry into your future pedobeastiality wackadoodle FanFic brain vomits. We'll find something else to entertain ourselves with eventually, although we'll remember our time with you fondly. By bleaching our brains and laughing to keep from crying at your perversion of Pokemon and the English language.

That was strange. I think my innocence has just been tainted by the corruption of paedophilia and 'pokemon seed'.

Whose responsible this?

You are, Brickhousebunny21.

Guys am i bannd? I was jus reading this story and fapped when I saw somebody saying i was going to be baned and i want to know why i am banned? bcuz i didn do nothin someobyd just showd me this and now i am banned why? Brickhousebunny21 I

Part of me is very surprised there is no Encyclopedia Dramatica article on this yet.

I had to post just so I can get on the banned list. Mistake number 1 - BHB thinking anything he/she/it does on the internet is private. 2, thinking the rest of the internet feels the same way as yiffstar's sycophantic pedophile manglers of the English language and 3 - coming onto this board and whining that he/she/it is being made fun of. And then, here's where it gets good, showing a complete lack of understanding of how the internet works by threatening to ban everyone here from what, yiffstar? (be my guest), this site (yea - the people who run this site are the ones that started the mocking! We just joined the conga line for fun), from the internet? (good luck - this ain't AOL). I can has banned now? kthanxbye!

Oh my God! Judgment Day is only three days away! Now that verse in the Book of Revelations about, "And thou shalt experience stories exceedingly appalling, and thine insides shall turn on themselves," makes so much sense!

So many Brickhouse Bunny stories to read, so little time! I hope BHB's God doesn't rain his wrath upon us before I get a full filling of poorly formatted bestiality/incest/pedophilia erotica.

I just figured I'd go see how the little scamp's doing out there on the interwebz:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i162/eenyne/BrickhouseBunny21_WHOSE_RESPONSIBLE.jpg

Not bad sir. Not bad at all.
Try this search in a week, and if you've hit 10,000 google results, try looking up "screen printing."

Oh, and even if you make some dough off of this, stay the hell in school.

Man, this made my day.

Sad I only found out about whose responsible this today.

I, too, only found out today that someone is responsible this. I'm sooo using this nigh every day.

Also: is it too late to jump on the "ban wagon"? Oh, lordy, I'm clever. Or it's 3 in the morning. I'll go with both.

The fan fic that ended up making Topless Robot history (Aside from that other Pokemon one)

I have a feeling that USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST is actually Brickhouse himself, trying to fool us into thinking that people are getting banned for reading and also fapping to this.

Sorry BrickhouseBunny21 but that gave it away. You're the only one on the internets that would touch yourself to that god-awful story

Yes! Witnessing a meme start has always been a dream...and I threw up in my mouth a bit reading the fic...so thanks BrickhouseBunny21?

http://www.fhqhosting.com/ui/roflbot-wrt1.jpg

I so want to write a story about Brickhouse confronting all of the furries that he's deflowered in his stories...with SEXY results! Anybody else in?

You know, I still think that this made me lol the hardest:

"she wore a purple shirt with lettering on the front that read "I Love Life" in pink letters"

Oh dear god. I think I hurt something laughing at this.

Can't we just talk to Brickhousebunny21 and ask him to forgive us? Maybe we could just reason with him.

Hey everyone, why not I just talk to Brickhouse and negotiate a sort of truce and see if he'll just drop all this? I will talk to him and ask him to reconsider.

If anyone reads this, tell Rob that I'll get Brickhousebunny21 to reconsider, tell everyone and Rob that I'll find a way to convince Brickhouse to give everyone here a second chance, if he listens to me and agrees to let everyone here off with a another chance than we can all still have Yiffstar in our lives forever, just let me talk to him and maybe he'll cut us a lucky break, trust me on this.

as of 1:22 pm on Tuesday.... the meme has dominated on Google:

Results 1 - 10 of about 86,700,000 for whose responsible this. (0.25 seconds)

WOW. I really feel lucky. seriously.

Christ. Can we just start rounding up all the furries and send them to the showers with no water already? Something needs to be done, this has gone too far. I hope to god that our schools haven't deteriorated to the point where someone like Brickhousebunny21 doesn't get the shit beat out of him on a daily basis, because if anyone needs it, it's him.

" Alone in the dark said:

Can't we just talk to Brickhousebunny21 and ask him to forgive us? Maybe we could just reason with him.
Posted 09/15/2009 at 03:16:23 PM
Human Kid Jet said:

Hey everyone, why not I just talk to Brickhouse and negotiate a sort of truce and see if he'll just drop all this? I will talk to him and ask him to reconsider.
Posted 09/15/2009 at 03:33:42 PM
Human Kid Jet said:

If anyone reads this, tell Rob that I'll get Brickhousebunny21 to reconsider, tell everyone and Rob that I'll find a way to convince Brickhouse to give everyone here a second chance, if he listens to me and agrees to let everyone here off with a another chance than we can all still have Yiffstar in our lives forever, just let me talk to him and maybe he'll cut us a lucky break, trust me on this.
Posted 09/15/2009 at 04:18:20 PM"

Hi there, BHB. You could at least TRY to sound like someone else. ;D

WHOSE RESPONSIBL--oh. duh.

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS! WHOSE! WHOOOOOOOOOSE!

I don't think this has been posted yet ( somehow). This is Brickhousebunny21's ACTUAL profile from Yiffstar. I didn't change a thing as to do so would ruin the intrinsic hilarity of the piece.

I love bestiality and zoophilious and Vaginal sex. People should have sex with animals 24-7. Sex like all that is the best. I like big breast and big cocks and big balls. I'm a high school senior at the age of 18. I'm serving my last year in school and I'm trying to graduate with my life. ( That was a joke ).

Genius.

You know, it annoys the crap outta me that we have to wait three days for Armageddon.

Alone in the dark said:
Can't we just talk to Brickhousebunny21 and ask him to forgive us? Maybe we could just reason with him.

Posted 09/15/2009 at 03:16:23 PM
Human Kid Jet said:
Hey everyone, why not I just talk to Brickhouse and negotiate a sort of truce and see if he'll just drop all this? I will talk to him and ask him to reconsider.

Posted 09/15/2009 at 03:33:42 PM
Human Kid Jet said:
If anyone reads this, tell Rob that I'll get Brickhousebunny21 to reconsider, tell everyone and Rob that I'll find a way to convince Brickhouse to give everyone here a second chance, if he listens to me and agrees to let everyone here off with a another chance than we can all still have Yiffstar in our lives forever, just let me talk to him and maybe he'll cut us a lucky break, trust me on this.

Wooow.... hello 'total stranger'... you're definitely not BHB... seriously, do you take us for idiots? You think you're smart, but you're just a fucked up idiot that ruined our childhoods forever... oh, and....

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!!!

http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/files/2009/09/Matt-Ufford-tf2-thumb-570x281.jpg

I died a little on the inside, and oh no I will be banned from Yiffstar.com. however will I read my daily dose of bestiality.

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS

Holy crap... (passes the bathtub gin)What is happening to America's youth?? There are so many things wrong with this piece, I think I'll just focus on something comparatively minor. (takes deep breath) WHO THE HELL TAUGHT THIS KID TO WRITE?
There, now I feel better.
Thank you for teaching me how depraved the world truly is. I feel so normal in comparison!

Obviously, Brickhousebunny is a kid named Buster. He wants this to happen to him, and he wishes his pikachu was that big.

BrickhouseBunny21: Giving "Gotta Catch'em All!" a whole meaning.

Seriously, things that make you go... BAH!

I just tried to pick a quote out of that dude's Yiffstar bio, and I realized that every single line was comedy gold. It was like deciding which puppy to keep, the Sophie's Choice of Internet train-wrecks.

I call troll.

"Buster suddenly caught sight of May's big breast, her boobs were really big, probably larger than usual"

Probably larger than usual?

I'm still trying to figure out what that means...

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS? God is. And oh how he is a vengeful God.

Ahhh...the birth of an internet meme is a glorious thing.

Much more glorious than that fucked-up, furry-jerking, Pedo-fest.

I mean, seriously? What's wrong with the world today? I think everyone here will join me in pleading with the heavens above to answer the age-old question:

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS??

Well, nothing I can say that hasn't been said already... Ooo, I'll summarise! Story sucked, WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS, flame, notified of ban from all possible internets, JUDGEMENT DAY FOR US, aaand... that would be it. Today is judgement day, by the way. Be afraid.

I MEAN REALLY!?!

Christ on a cracker sitting next to an army of doom-bots, while playing chess with chuck norris, AND... wait for this one... WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!?

The end is truly nigh, and in a proverbially cracked nutshell, we have been warned by the second coming of the Anti-Christ (forgot his lines the first time), and if this doesn't make you poop your pants while drinking a milkshake of pain and suffering...

Nothing will... nothing will...

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!?

Wait, did I miss judgement day?

Whose responsible this?

Am I too late to get banned? I don't want to even accidently visit whatever the hell a "Yiffstar" is.

I spent 20 years in the US Army - defending, among other things the freedom of the press.

I would like to apologize to everyone reading this for doing that.

God. Help. Me.

OMG. I just found this today. I have to say, I was actually scared the entire day. Moooommy. Help! Tell me! Whose responsible this?

Also, "Buster suddenly caught sight of May's big breast, her boobs were really big, probably [b]larger than usual[/b]"...um, I wonder...maybe she has boobs that magically shrink and grow at will?

@Brickhousebunny21
"deleting any evidance won't do you any good either"

Classic example of 'not getting it', thanks for the humor.

Three days from 09/14/2009 at 03:55:11 PM, by then the intertubez must be cleared of "WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?" or all will be banned from Yiffstar - for life. A day after the cutoff Google shows 3,800 hits.

I wanna get something straight though...how can you 'stair' at someone?

Do you stand at the top of the staircase and and look at them gleefully?

Wow, okay...somehow I don't feel traumatized. Maybe it's because after reading that many FFF, the mere existance has created a black hole deep inside my soul where all this shit is sucked into.

Honestly? This is a really sad story. Reading it makes me feel like I've been raped.

Is this what our high schools are churning out?
The lack of basic grammar and spelling skills is almost as disturbing as the story itself.
Almost.

MY MOOOOOOOOOOMY IS RESPONSIBLE THIS!!

BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

THAT WAS THE WORST FUCKING FURRY FAN FUCKING FIC SICK FUCK SH1T EVER!!!!

5 out of 5 milk junkies.

PS- "Unless he was raped by Snuggles the Fabric Softener Bear as a child, I don't think there's any excuse."

Brilliant!

Japanese and America pop culture, porn, the internet, pedo-incest-bestiality, internet meme dorks, a serious lack of parental love and guidance, teenage awkwardness, trolls, terrible fanfic, and way too many people with way too much time on their hands, seriously.

That's whos-- oh fuck it already. Next.

Guys I accidentally a hard-on while reading the story. Is this bad?

Freud would be in love.

From BB21's "Luckiest Werewolf":

The only thing Felicia and Joe could feel was pleasure tingling all over their body. Felicia felt like a sex-crazed-whore, fucking Joe so hard as her speed was going rapid with no sign of slowing down. Joe was in a world of pleasure as his first orgasm got so close that he was ready to blow his load.

"Call me MOMMA." moaned Felicia screaming.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOOOOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAA." howled Joe in pleasured tone.

Joe came hard inside Felicia as her vaginal walls clasped around his shaft. Felicia came hard after the first drop of his semen sprayed into her body, both of them screamed in pleasure as they came together, he shot long jets of his thick load into her. Felicia was spraying her juices all over Joe's balls, tickling the skin of his balls, it took a long time for both of their orgasmic fluids to stop shooting into one another and Felicia pulled out of him. Joe's cock was still erect and hard.

Her "orgasmic fluids" were shooting into Joe.

I'm just sayin'.

I feel this was actually a challenge. Something this screwed up cannot possibly be the worst and part of me wants to try to prove it. Though that requires effort. meh
junkies...heh heh

I can't believe there have been no comments for a few days. What could have happened? Did the apocalypse really visit itself upon everyone here? Did the pits of hell open, spewing forth rivers of burning hot Pokemon seed and consume you all?

Even if this story ever gets deleted, I will never forget it. Fifty years from now I will scream "I see you noticed my milk junkies." There's a special place in my frontal lobe for this.

Jesus Christ.

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS STORY!!! I WANT TO KNOW THE PERSONS ADDRESS RIGHT NOW! I DISCOVERED THIS LITTLE STORY, AN IM SO DISGUSTED!I WANT TO KNOW WHO DID THIS RIGHT NOW, AND WHERE THAT PERSON LIVES, SO I CAN GO OVER AND BEAT HIM TO A BLOODYPULP! THEN, IM GONNA GARROT HIM WITH THE BLOOD VESSELS IN HIS DICK! AND IM GONNA KILL HIM, SO HE'LL BE BANNED FROM LIFE!
NOW TELL ME WHERE BRICKHOUSEBUNNY LIVES NOW!!!!

HUZZAH! Huzzah to ALL of it! Huzzah BrickhouseBunny! Huzzah May's Milk Junkies!

HUZZAH, I SAY!

.>

I forgot what I was doing. . . .
..Oh-yeah.

Suicide note: "Dear .. Eh, well nobody cares. I was reading this weird story on the internet and thought to myself:"Wow..I need something better to do." You know what..dig a 2,maybe 3 foot hole and throw me in. Caskets and all that other crap are a waste of time and money,so,yeah. PS: Don't laugh at my penis."

Nice story, dewd. When I walk into my room and see the stuffed Blastoise on my desk,I laugh,shake my head and won't even give it a second look. Life is great.....
And best spent at someone else's house where their problems are easy to solve because you don't have to deal with the results that may, or may not have anything to do with you.

I'm going to be an hero...

This page will enter in the Internet History.

It is so fascinating to witness the birth of a meme...

Well there goes my brain. Gonna go wash my eye's out with Steel wool and bleach.

Just searched this second

Results 1 - 10 of about 153,000,000 for whose responsible this. (0.28 seconds)

Guess what? I'm a furry and a member of Yiffstar(Now called SoFurry.com so old links don't work) and even I hate this story and am disgusted by it, so remember you got at least one furry on your side.

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!

Oh God. I laughed so hard. I've read much better fanfictions, Kingdom Hearts ones. On fanfiction.net. Arxaith and SpoonyChan.

Um....been a lot longer than 3 days, and here it is, still, in all its glory. The funny thing to me is, we should be the ones that are upset, yelling WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS, trying in vain to ban BHB from the known interwebz. And seriously, at 18 you should know 1. That nothing on the internet is private and 2. How to handle being the butt of a joke. WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS? You, brickhousebunny.

Brilliant. And, hey, BrickhouseBunny21, IT'S (godawful) PORN. THAT. MEANS. IT'S. OUT. THERE.

FOREVER.

And come on, dude, what's up with the mother issues? But on a more serious note,

What the fuck is a milk junkie?!? I want to know. Because, obviously, they're not boobs, because that's the worst fucking way to describe boobs.

I know furries who would hate this shit.

Whenever I heard MOOOOOOOOMY, I just imagined a surprised cow.

Holy shit. Dear god. Fuck. Words, no matter how big, can do justice to how fucked this is.

Lol

I've spent to much time on the internet for this to effect me