How Fly Is This Motherf@#$er?
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Answer: VERY.
I can’t even imagine all the women you’d get wearing this thing. Hell, probably not just women — you’d open the door in the morning, start to walk outside, and you’d be assaulted by women, men, pets, Dreadnoks, woodland creatures, and probably a few snake men, too — all trying to get some of that sweet, sweet Commanding Cobra of yours. If you think your libido can handle the stress, it’s $80 over at Buy Costumes. (Via Beaucoup Kevin)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.