Answer: VERY.
I can't even imagine all the women you'd get wearing this thing. Hell, probably not just women -- you'd open the door in the morning, start to walk outside, and you'd be assaulted by women, men, pets, Dreadnoks, woodland creatures, and probably a few snake men, too -- all trying to get some of that sweet, sweet Commanding Cobra of yours. If you think your libido can handle the stress, it's $80 over at Buy Costumes. (Via Beaucoup Kevin)
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You eat with that mouth, Beaucoup?
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Man. Now I totally want to hook up with a guy wearing this. If only so I can make double entendres about "conquering" and "snakes".
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Hmm...Wouldn't mind if the faceplate was a bit wider, covering the whole head but of course, you actually need to hear while wearing that. Prefer the Hood over the helmet but that is a pretty good costume.
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I don't like G.I Joe that much and I want this or a boy to wear this for me.
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it looks pretty authentic, but the boots should be real military boots, not fabric
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Holy! Crap! I'd better start smoking 10 packs a day!! I wanna be able to pull off a decent COBRA! RETREAT! RETREAT!!! This has made my day... hell, it's made my whole week! I demand a FFF with someone/thing having sex with the Cobra Commander!!!
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Get the costume anyway, Bill. Come November 1st you'll have your first Crimson Guard volunteer right here.
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Wow!! Totally worth walking in the middle of the street and dying via hybrid car-crash from a complete inability to see thru the face-plate...I actually wouldn't mind being buried in that thing either...
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Do they have a hooker-version for women? You know, maybe a blue string bikini and thong (with a cobra symbol over each ta-ta and the honeypot)? All coupled with boots, glove, mask and optional knife. I'm looking for a costume for my wife to wear when she takes the kid out trick-or-treating. He's going as Storm Shadow, so it all fits a motif.
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I for one am buying this so I can have sex with my wife in it. BrOFIST. Then I'm going to wear it to work on a daily basis and sleep in it, and walk my dogs in it, and play shows in it.
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WHAT? It doesn't look like tissue paper glued to some cardboard, you say? ARE YOU MAD?! The shockingly-not-cheap look of that costume makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
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Cobra-lalalala! That is HOT.
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Great, ANOTHER thing to add to my checklist for future boyfriends: willing and able to wear this and pull it off.
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Man they have tons of cool costumes, Plo Kloon, "Officially licensed" Space Ghost, Asajj, a $700.00 storm trooper outfit, and some god awful transformers costumes for adults (kind of like the old school vinyl ones from the 80's). And ladies not ALL of the women's costumes are "Sexy".
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AWWWWWW I gotta friggin have that.
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OH WOW! They have the storm shadow outfit too! The mask is cloth, but if you pucker I bet you could get your lips to show!
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Man the dagger and leg holster (obviously not made by nerds or gun people {Do those two groups get together that much?}) is an "optional accessory". and they have "the doctor" mask from that abomination that I did not see. @Bill so you're just going to get it right, and turn your roommate into one of you crimson guard? OR do you hate him and want him to be used as an alpha series B.A.T.?
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one size fits most my ass. i want this so much but it'd fit too tight. all it needs is the cape with the cobras on the shoulders. this one is way better than the hooded one on 80's tees
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Mr. Sanders, if I may ask, why are you still marrying this woman? Clearly, she knows nothing of romance.
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Hot as hell! This almost makes up for the Marvel cheesecake costumes.
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That... really turns me on.
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Yes the sad thing is I would find excuses to wear this thing during days that aren't Halloween and my fiance already shot down the idea of being captured by Cobra on our honeymoon.
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My roommate won't let me get it for Halloween. He knows, come November 1st, I would just officially become Cobra Commander...
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WOW. Can you actually see out of that mask though... even without the mask, thats super pimp... now i just need a Halloween party to attend.
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According to the producers of that horrid film, this thing's too scary for TEH CHILDRUN!
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Respect bitches!
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BEST....HEADLINE....EVER!
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That costume looks way better than the one in that shitbag movie!
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I remember a few years ago, I was at a store that had different canes and some of them had cobra heads on them. Real walking sticks, not some Halloween store prop. I thought they were too expensive, but I always regret not buying one, just so I could sit in my living room and yell COBRAAAAAAA!
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Too bad it's a "standard size" sort of thing. That means that it'll be too large for me, since I'm shorter than average. (Seriously, 5'6" shouldn't be that bad!) I also read that the buttons on the shirt aren't included, which probably makes the costume look weird right out of the box/bag.
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One of the best costumes EVER.
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Well, that makes me wish that I'm not FAT!
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That is the coolest fucking thing I have and probably will see all day!!!
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Fuck - I'd wear that! Much better than the scraps they try to pass off as women's costumes. Awesome.
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I... must have this. This is the missing link in my personal plans for world domination.
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