How Fly Is This Motherf@#$er?

Answer: VERY.

I can’t even imagine all the women you’d get wearing this thing. Hell, probably not just women — you’d open the door in the morning, start to walk outside, and you’d be assaulted by women, men, pets, Dreadnoks, woodland creatures, and probably a few snake men, too — all trying to get some of that sweet, sweet Commanding Cobra of yours. If you think your libido can handle the stress, it’s $80 over at Buy Costumes. (Via Beaucoup Kevin)