Rambo 4 was pretty good. It had Rambo reluctantly called into battle, Rambo being incredibly smart and skilled, and Rambo killing a lot of evil foreign people with hilariously gruesome results. Even though Sylvester Stallone is 82 or something, another Rambo flick was pretty much a gimme. Anyways, it's coming, but this time... it's kind of science-fiction-y. AICN has the news, but /Film managed to summarize it in less than 8000 words:
The story involves a secret U.S. military installation where they are doing experiments to create "brilliantly instinctual killer soldiers that have no qualms about taking life." And when things go wrong,That's the teaser poster up above, which implies these mega-soldiers will be goddamn werewolves. Holy shit.Rambo is brought in with a Black Ops squad to hunt, capture and kill these chemically engineered creations. So basically, Rambo will be the hunter instead of the hunted.
I have no idea what to say about this. On the one hand, it seems obvious that Rambo works best when fighting (hundreds of) human opponents. We want Rambo to be not superhuman, but a human that's superior to other (foreign-y) humans. On the other hand, I think "Rambo Vs. Werewolves" and that still sounds like the awesomest fucking thing ever to me. What do you guys think?
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LAY said:
Was Rambo 4 really worth a damn? I didn't bother seeing it.
If so, then I will tentatively say, "Yes, this sounds cool."
With awesome super coolness, should he be bitten and come back in Rambo 6 AS a Werewolf.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 10:03:43 AM
Manny Mayor said:
AICN also has an interesting voice mail from Stallone as he tries to explain it's not Rambo vs Super Soldier, it's Rambo vs Savage Man Beast.
http://www.aintitcool.com/images2009/Rambo5SlyVoiceMail.mov
Posted 09/08/2009 at 10:08:41 AM
Skeletor said:
The poster looks like a photoshopped straight to VHS release cover. Maybe the movie'll be cool, but the poster is ... meh...
As for Rambo IV, I enjoyed it. But I also learned that making a drinking game based on taking a drink every time someone dies in that movie is a very, very bad idea.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 10:08:55 AM
Monkey boy said:
This is fairly insane especially when you consider that the original "first blood" was a relatively low key and even somewhat thoughtful movie about PTSD and how the US treats ts veterans. The last Rambo, like the last rocky, was a fairly straightforward, unpretentious affair that made you think "hey, guess if they had to make a new one that's the best they could do." but genetically engineered werewolves? Ehhh it'd be like if mickeys ghost appeared and dragged rocky into the afterlife and made him fight his way through historys greatest evil doers...by which I mean awesome, but a little too "written by an 8 year old" for my liking.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 10:09:36 AM
Zeta said:
"Ehhh it'd be like if mickeys ghost appeared and dragged rocky into the afterlife and made him fight his way through historys greatest evil doers...by which I mean awesome, but a little too "written by an 8 year old" for my liking."
THIS MOVIE MUST BE MADE NOW.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 10:15:24 AM
Jimmy Suggs said:
This feels totally fabricated and I have a feeling someone accidentally bought into a hoax. Just look at that "teaser" poster, it's clearly a terrible terrible photoshop job. Something tells me someone is laughing their ass off right now that this "story" got as much coverage as it did.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 10:19:08 AM
darkmagician66699 said:
Sounds like the script for a bad 8-bit Rambo video game where nothing makes sense in the game and just plain doesn't belong. Come on people, you remember all those "faithful" movie themed video games for the NES!
Posted 09/08/2009 at 10:24:40 AM
drunken_hopfrog said:
Holy cow. I thought my idea of Jet Li fighting Michael Myers in Halloween III was a great idea (http://bit.ly/8XRMK), but this is a freaking insane good idea.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 10:29:08 AM
JRE said:
Sounds like they took a script for a generic "military building werewolves" movie that had been sitting on the shelf for years and changed the lead character's name from "Jack" to "Rambo."
Posted 09/08/2009 at 10:31:51 AM
Dork Loser said:
I'm with Monkey boy. IF this is real, it's so far from the original book it's insane. I would be willing to bet someone came up with the super-soldier idea and then to make it marketable they threw Rambo into the mix.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 10:32:26 AM
Draug Heru said:
I liked this plot when it was called Metal Gear Solid. Now that would be a kick ass movie!
Posted 09/08/2009 at 10:32:28 AM
cummins said:
This has "Snakes on a Plane" meme potential all over it.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 10:55:01 AM
Delk said:
Smells like Uwe Boll if you ask me (which you shouldn't, because I've seen Far Cry and survived to tell the tale.)
Posted 09/08/2009 at 10:59:24 AM
Stanley Ipkis said:
Oh, I'm definitely going to see this. If it gets made, though. I'm not quite convinced.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 11:12:40 AM
ian m said:
I think this is a horrible idea. After 4 movies they want to change Rambo's genre? I like Rambo, and I like werewolves, but I have no desire seeing the two mixed, it would just seem ridiculous. And why would they seek out Rambo to fight these things when his face and muscles now look like they are melting??
Posted 09/08/2009 at 11:26:47 AM
LAY said:
Wasn't there some Scottish Soldiers vs Werewolves movie already made? Seems like I caught that on cable once.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 11:33:53 AM
Hugo said:
Jebus, there's no way that's the teaser poster, it looks like a shit n' puke omelet.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 11:43:22 AM
Lo Pan said:
@LAY
Youre thinking of Dog Soldiers and that was damn fine.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 11:45:01 AM
Butts_McCracken said:
LAY: You are correct--the film you're thinking of is called "Dog Soldiers", http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0280609/.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 11:46:10 AM
Doc said:
I smell hoax all over this one. Sly IS making at least one more Rambo film, but I am pretty certain that there will be no werewolves involved. Though I have to say, I'm not really sure what's left for him to do. Unless they have him fighting gangs and drug dealer in an urban setting, but that's just a rehash of the Death Wish films.
At any rate, I doubt we will ever see supernatural or superhuman antagonists in a Rambo film.
Doc
Posted 09/08/2009 at 12:13:56 PM
Tonik said:
When I first heard about this, I tried really hard to not like it, because the very idea is ridiculous. But then I realised that it's Rambo vs Werewolf. That's awesome, no matter how ridiculous.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 12:52:36 PM
drunkenhopfrog said:
@popbunker has the scoop on the source material for Rambo V. Sly has owned the rights to James Byron Huggins' "Hunter" for years. http://bit.ly/x3gxb Looks like it is adapted to be a Rambo movie. Great fun book.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 01:09:18 PM
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
That poster looks like a fake. Anyways, if this isn't a hoax, its Rambo and werewolves, how could you go wrong(it inst like the Rambo films were serious to begin with, First Blood being the exception). Dog Soldiers already proved the soldiers vs werewolves formula could work quite well.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 02:04:12 PM
THE PR0F3550R said:
I heard that Rambo V is supposed to take place in the USA like First Blood did. That's the whole reason he returns to his family's homestead at the end of Rambo IV. I'm hoping it's a pretty kick ass movie of mayhem in the US streets.
I'm not against the Werewolves idea so long as it's not in the continuity of the actually Rambo storyline. Some kind of side story or a what-if thing would be fine.
I mean the idea of Rambo slaughtering a shitload of werewolves would be fucking awesome. Maybe he could team up with Commando (John Matrix) and the two of them could just land in the Underworld and just slaughter vampires and werewolves until the zombies rise to fight them in the sequel.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 02:22:57 PM
Ranchoth said:
This is like if they made a sequel to The Thing from Another World, with all the Air Force characters in their later careers fighting Viet Cong incursions into Laos in the mid 60s. With no aliens.
I mean, even if you could do it well, why the hell would someone even want to do it? It's just flabbergasting.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 02:43:21 PM
yIntagh said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted 09/08/2009 at 03:09:36 PM
ZeroCorpse said:
We're all just dancing around what we REALLY want (and didn't know it)...
RAMBO VS. PREDATOR
You know it. I know it. Rambo knows it. The ultimate soldier versus the ultimate hunter.
After that, I think the world owes us the following:
RAMBO VS. ALIENS
RAMBO VS. TERMINATOR
RAMBO VS. ROBOCOP
RAMBO VS. ASH
RAMBO VS. JASON
RAMBO VS. SNAKE PLISSKEN
and
RAMBO VS. DRACULA
Posted 09/08/2009 at 03:21:53 PM
Captain Spadge said:
I'm sorry, I just can't believe this. Must be some kind of a prank or maybe a publicity stunt.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 03:38:29 PM
Chaffro said:
I think this sequel should be called Rambo V: Man Alive featuring Hulk Hogan as the baddie...
"To all my love pups out there: The Big Dog is here, eating your flesh, brother."
Posted 09/08/2009 at 04:15:35 PM
clark said:
This movie will only work if Rambo is called back to duty, but he doesn't want to go, and then he goes.
Then Rambo will be bitten during the final battle so he becomes a werewolf. So now we've got an 82 year old, steroid-ripped, PTSD, headband wearing werewolf running around.
That I would go see.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 04:30:13 PM
Weakly said:
If the poster is to be believed, I can't wait to see the werewolves' ridiculous overbites.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 06:41:12 PM
Anonymous said:
Its BS, that picture of Rambo is taken from Rambo IV at the end of the climatic battle with the Burmese army.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 07:12:49 PM
drunkenhopfrog said:
fwiw - those reading and claiming bs wrt the green light of this concept... well, Sly himself left a voice mail at a very large entertainment blog explaining the concept. So, yeah, Stallone confirms.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 08:25:37 PM
anonymoose said:
Screw werewolves! Rambo should really be hunting down the evil bastards that "engineered" his mother Jackie Stallone to where she looks like a transvestite version of Michael Myers from Halloween.
Posted 09/09/2009 at 04:35:37 AM
Karma said:
What do I think?
I think the wolf in the background is a merely a metaphor for the essence of hunting, or being hunted....
...and that you're a fucking idiot who assumes too damn much about werewolves for absolutely no logical reason, based simply on a fucking poster.
(rolls eyes)
Posted 09/10/2009 at 11:32:36 AM







