That was the worst grammer I've seen in a long time.

The Yoda "I was drunk as fuck" pic is my new background. Thanks Topless Robot!

Magical.

That was really difficult to read, partially from the destruction of the English language but largely because I was laughing too hard to focus. Thanks for not making me want to kill things this week.

it was anakin not obi wan. :O. somewhat characteristic now

I was really hoping/dreading this was Yoda and Tila Tequila.

Just brilliant. Yoda is clearly awesome as fuck.

Best fanfic in a long damn time. I LOLd so much.... and the added pics were sublime.

It was almost as bad as something George Lucas would write!

I'm sure you meant Anakin when you said Obi-Wan, my friend.

That being said, that fanfiction was amazing. The sheer lack of proper punctuation and grammar is staggering and delightful. I hope to read many more like this. If you enjoyed this, check out Half Life: Full Life Consequences

Oh, and you added an apostrophe to Yoda's last quote. Tsk tsk.

The little images make up for "Deathbound". I'll smile and laugh now, and prepare for the poop.

He has a disproportionately good grasp of cursing in english.

I'm with the others, horrible, horrible grammar, and I was too hoping it was with Tila Tequila.

Is it bad that whenever Yoda talked, I tried to put his words in correct Yoda-syntax?

This is probably the easiest FFF to read out of any you've done.
It's amazingly stupid, but considering the other stuff you've found, this week is like an oasis.

This may not have been a violent or as sick as some of the recent entries you have put up but it has still driven me to drink. The spelling and grammar were exceptionally brutal. I tip my hat to you for the change of pace. Well played sir, well played.

Shouldn't that be "Drunk as Fuck I was"? Where is the Yoda Syntax?

I thought Tequila was the female Yoda thing floating round the web! I thought Yoda green thing on green thing sex!

color me disappointed instead

"Frito said:

I was really hoping/dreading this was Yoda and Tila Tequila."

Same here. I was hoping for a tender love story of star crossed lovers with heads too large for their bodies.

plaidstallions: When he's sufficiently drunk, his syntax straightens out.

Thank god this wasnt what I thought it was. My first thought was Tequila from Hard Boiled, that this was some kind of John Woo/Yun-Fat Chow fetish fic, with slow motion doves and flapping coats.

On second thought, actually that would have been much cooler than what we DID get.

I think I'm crying now, just because I'm laughing so hard.

This is a MASTERPIECE. This is "Doom: Repercussions of Evil" good. This makes my day.

Thank you, Rob. Thank you so much.

"no bear is not good does not get you drunk drink tequila then it is ok"

You learn something new everyday.

My head tells me: Oh come on...this HAS to be fake. ...but in my heart I know it is not.

I think this is more of a tequila fan fic than a Star Wars fan fic. Which inspires me to get to work on my gin fan fic...

WTF. Was the "author" of this twelve?

Kayla, no it isn't because I did too.

This one didn't amuse me in the slightest. The LOLs nearly killed me, but the words by themselves did nothing. I may need to have my head examined or something.

That ahsome as fuck. Me, I still laffing! More from this righter! And best part, no won dyed with a light sayber up there butz! Everone lived and can drink tequila and fuck hoes all night. Yay!

Awesome. But what kind of person writes something like this then says, "Egad! This is tremendous! I must share it with all the Interwebs! Sugar! Come here, girl! Daddy is going to read you his new fan fiction."

I was also hoping for Tila Tequila... it would be fitting because they're the same height!

Nonetheless, incredible.

The pictures killed me! Epically the "Oh Fuck!" one... Thanks for sharing!

Best FFF ever! I nearly choked laughing. :D

I was laughing too hard to notice my brain cells dying off by the thousands with every horrible spelling/ grammatical mistake I forced myself to read.

Now I shall go spread the misery to my friends, because they need to see the pictures. :D

... and now I can die happy.

Splendid. Truly splendid.

the icanhaz pics knocked this one out the park, seriously the only thing that saved me an annuerism from trying to digest the random typing into words there.

WHO WOULD COMPLAIN THAT WAS FUCKING MAGICAL!!!!!!
Shakespeare never wrote anything as perfect as that!
1 drink tequilla
2 bear is bad
3 fuck hoes
4 witness someone get robed

God I learned so much today I can hardly stand it

Thanks for ruining my life/brightening my day, Rob. I think this is my favorite FFF of all time.

Holy Shit, Dude!!! That was amazing. It was like watching a bad Star Wars themed porno that was originally shot in a foreign language and then poorly translated. I can never even THINK of Yoda again without laughing at "Fuck Hoes Doing Crazy Shit." I think I've found this year's Christmas card!

At first, I was going to say, "What Frito said." And then, I was going to say, "What Kayla said." And THEN, I was going to say, "What Fentook said." But now, I must say, What Aphthakid said.

Remember, kids, it's Halloween tomorrow: Don't forget to shak that ass.

the guy must of been drunk writing it. im going to go get drunk and try it out and see if it works as well as this

That was amazing.

I loved every moment of that story. I think the author may have used spell check a bit too much, but I actually am OK with it because of the horrors of the normal FFF this was just the thing to make up for a crap week.

Wow, oh wow...Im not even sure non-native english speakers could write w/ such bad grammar....on the other hand...that was pretty funny....and I'll never look at yoda or anakin or star wars the same way again....now ill remember their drunkedness and think of anakin cheating on padme.....poor padme...

Is it bad that I thought of this when I saw Yoda was in FFF?

http://www.toplessrobot.com/Clarence%20W%20WRT%20yaddle.jpg

ROBERY

*cough*

My boss walked up behind me while I was giggling madly at "OH YES SHACK THAT ASS," and there was nothing for it but to show him, too.

He almost choked.

ROCK. I'm showing this to my boyfriend. Usually, I just threaten him with these things (when he asked me if we could watch all the Jurassic Park movies, I naturally suggested I read the raptor blood-and-jizz-fest aloud to him as a warm-up). He might actually enjoy this one.

That was pretty funny. I loved the images. I look forward to next week.

Cartman from South Park wrote a fanfic? Thanks for sharing!

At least I'll be able to get some on a Friday night without mentally recoiling, for once.

"Shack that ass." I actually tried to wrap my head around that one...would Yoda take the time to make a little house for a "hoes" ass? Je ne sais pas.

The grammar in this one was particularly heartwrenching....but at least I wasn't screaming "Oh No, No, NO..." the whole time.

I've thought about it before, but this one was funny and short enough to make me actually do it.

Fan Fiction Friday audio book

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq4IErV0R70

always figurered even Yoda would desire some romance even with some hoes. not to mention always wondered how Yoda would be drunk. though surprised and thankfulthe writer did not have yoda get it on with Anakin. not to mention Yoda was not talking in his back ward speak through the story

Best FFF ever. Still laughing.

First time I've been to this site and because of the language will probably never come back. It's not needed. I saw Star Wars in the theatre when it first came out, took our son to the re-release in theatres, saw all six again, but this kind of language is useless.

Glorious.

Quickly change Obi Wan to Anakin befor ethe others notice!

Also, funnn!

I have to say, I always suspected that a Jedi must be able to get more tail than a taxidermist.

I did not suspect, however, all I needed to do the same was to "have bear and do crazy shit."

All hail crappy fanfic, guiltiest of the guilty pleasures.

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!

Who is the gangsta master Jedi of love, that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

YODA!

You're damn right!

Pimp my Yoda = Best FFF ever!

Jesus. I have never, ever, almost sprayed the screen before, but alas I took a big swig of carbonated goodness before the 'Oh Fuck' pic, and almost ruined a computer.

Thank you, Topless Robot.

Yeah, I couldn't even get through a paragraph of that. People need to stop writing if they can't manage even the least bit of decent grammar and punctuation.

i honestly think i have become drunk just from reading this

and i haven't drunk in 15 years, let alone licking bears

If I learned anything today its that alcohol and Star Wars go quite well with eachother; first this brilliant FF and then the shitfaced ewoks classing up the Today Show, I to thought this was initially a pairing of Yoda and Tequila of Hardboiled fame; I was shocked to find the title was literal and the great Jedi sage was simply discussing his love for hos and booze with Anikan in HIS PRIVATE STRIP CLUB BOOTH. This FF was badass beyond words, has evidenced the horrifying grammer.

Amazing, so amazing.

You guys do know that 'bear' is the word for a very hairy, smelly, masculine gay man? Yeah, I can totally see Obi-wan getting it on with a bear.

You guys do know that a 'bear' is the word for a big, hairy, smelly, masculine gay man? Yeah, I can totally see Obi-wan having a bear.

And yet this is still better then the Clone Wars movie.

Oh LORD! Though I usually love FFF anyway... Yes. Yoda the Pimp. Brilliantly miswritten.

I laughed so hard it hurt. I then got a migrane from laughing so hard and had to sleep 4 hours to shake it off. I then read it again and laughed so hard it hurt again. 2nd migrane is yet to be decided

Holy shit; this fan fiction totally sums up my last Sunday night.

I have been looking for a new writing project for years... and now I have it! I am going to translate this piece for the stage. More specifically, for puppet theater. Now I just have to find a way to preserve the magic (or force) that is the grammar in this piece.

Magnificent, truly magnificent!

If I wasn't so hungover from lastnight, this might made my head hurt. Yay for pregamming before reading FFF!

I guess I was the only one who thought of Bear Grylls when "Ani" said: "so you saying i can have bear and do crazy shit"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *wipes tear from eye*
Marvelous! Stupendous! SHACK THAT ASS!!!

This is why I love this site. Thank you for the laughs. Much appreciate hear

There was much to be LOLed

I don't think this would have been half as awesome without the added pics. I laughed so fucking hard!!!!!!!!

"yes but the girls must be hoes like these bitches up hear because with hoes you dont feel love for them"

That's some deep shit right there.

This needs to be made into a pop-up book.

i second the movement for a pop-up book.

The pictures made it. I am literally crying from laughing so hard. *wipes a tear, gasps* Lack of oxygen from belly laughs has given me a headache, but it was completely worth it.

Oh yes shack that ass.

I can't stop laughing at that. :D

God this is still one my all-time favourite FFF's

just out of curiosity. you do realize the story involved anakin and not obi-wan right?

There NEEDS to be a dramatic reading of this fic. That's the only thing that could possibly make it more hilarious.