Today, I am corrected.
Juggalo Furries. People who are simultaneously into anthropomorphic animals and Insane Clown Posse. They exist, and some hateful soul has made this slideshow of Juggalo Furry fanart and cosplay pics, set to Insane Clown Posse's butchery of "The Joker." I've said it before, and I'm sure I'll say it again, but if this what humanity is capable of -- any tiny portion of humanity -- then it's time for humanity to be wiped off the face of the earth. The total extinction of our species is such a small price to pay to prevent those people from drawing another breath.
Comments
Fjomperi said:
Uhh... I actually thought some of the art was kind of badass. Like the dragons, for example...
Posted 11/04/2009 at 05:09:41 PM
blueninja19 said:
Well.. If humanity has to go to save this from spreading and infecting any others, I'm willing to accept that.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 05:20:31 PM
DL said:
i'd say this opens up galaxies of possibility for the fan fiction fridays.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 05:21:28 PM
Swifty said:
I'm a Juggalo and this scares the shit out of me...
And the song is by Twiztid not ICP.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 05:23:44 PM
tvtastegood said:
Look we need to go old school on these skywalkers, round em up, dig a ditch, throw em in there set up a 50 caliber machine gun and mow em down.
Why should the rest of us sacrifice our kick ass lives to make sure these douche cocks die? I say nay! Kill em all and let god sort out the rest.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 05:24:50 PM
pumpkinguts said:
Furries or ICP fans hmmm which one lowers property values more??
Posted 11/04/2009 at 05:27:55 PM
R3loy said:
I don't think that was any worse than the original The Joker. Steve Miller fucking sucks, this just made the song suck in a different way.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 05:32:22 PM
Abraxas said:
wonder if they like to pop balloons on their junk :P
Posted 11/04/2009 at 06:04:40 PM
Spongestar Screampants said:
WTF?
A wolf skunk? What?
Oh, right. This really, really bothers me. A lot. Make it go away.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 06:09:05 PM
Erixander said:
ICP fans are bad enough. 10-15 yrs ago when I managed a music store in Michigan, you could pick out the Skywalkers that would ask you for ICP as soon as they walked in the door. Rarely did these unique Skywalkers disappoint the staff or myself. I could have started a website, losericpfans.com
Posted 11/04/2009 at 06:09:33 PM
Erixander said:
Oh, and as if the above isn't enough, Vanilla Ice is a self described "Juggalo"
Posted 11/04/2009 at 06:11:48 PM
Phil said:
That made me puke in my mind a little bit. Although I do agree that wicked dragons never die.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 06:29:46 PM
Tanner said:
Erixander I'm pretty sure that domain name is redundant. Also, What the skywalk? The Joker? Really?
Posted 11/04/2009 at 06:30:12 PM
demoncat said:
just when one thought some fans love for something taken to a new level of creepiness had finaly reached the threshhold seeing that means its not over and seeing that the Jugglo furies most be contained at all cost for the sake of humanity
Posted 11/04/2009 at 06:39:45 PM
Kate Sith said:
I think Rob touched a nerve here, judging by the beginning of the description:
"Oh fuck, god forbid I take something from 2 fandoms and expose it further on the interent to get chewed out by the mildly educated middle man. Hehe, not that I give a flying a fuck."
Stickin' it to the man, one passive aggressive paragraph at a time.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 06:56:46 PM
Lily412 said:
I don't get all the furry-hate on the internet. As long as they aren't fucking animals, who gives a shit?
Posted 11/04/2009 at 07:28:06 PM
Lucy said:
....My mindset was actually, "Well, okay, they're into that, whatever" *shrug* Until that "thanks fur watching".
There was just no excuse.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 09:09:05 PM
tasakeru828 said:
Speaking as someone who appreciates the style and as a friend to furries in general, I feel the need to address this once again:
NOT ALL FURRIES ARE RETARDS LIKE THESE PEOPLE.
Believe it or not, there [i]are[/i] furries who are completely normal, sane, rational human beings. Not all of them dress up in fursuits, or draw pictures of four-dicked, eight-breasted centaur hermaphrodite rabbits. Not all of them think they have an "animal spirit" trapped inside them. Those kinds of people are a very, very small minority among the fandom. In fact, most furries are very kind, generous people who are willing to laugh at themselves when it comes to all the weirdos that they share their interest with.
I completely agree with Rob that the above video is an abomination, but c'mon.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 09:40:18 PM
ZeroCorpse said:
This may be my fault.
Quite a long time ago, in a thread about juggalos (and how pathetic they are) the question came up: "Which is worse? Juggalos or furries?" and the answer was "Always juggalos".
Then I chimed in and said something like, "But juggalo furries would be the very worst thing, ever."
Everyone shuddered.
And damn it, I may have invoked this. I'm so, so, sooo sorry. I fear I might have unleashed a monster the likes of which the Internet has never seen.
Furgallos.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 11:04:44 PM
Anonymous said:
@ tasakeru828
No.
Just... No.
There is no such thing as "normal" when you're talking about a human being who is sexually stimulated by even the faintest idea of finding an animal, or animal features, sexually attractive.
Sorry. I'm pretty liberal, but inter-species attraction is just right up there in deviant, non-normal behavior.
They may be nice people. They may be pleasant to work with. They may not be into fursuits or bad furry slashfic, but in my book they're not much different than the deranged, redneck gomers in farming country who get off by sticking their dicks into the calf pens because the calves mistake them for udders.
Sexual attraction to animals is definitely, definitely NOT normal. It's not like being gay. It's not like having an interest in people of other races, creeds, or colors. It's not like being into S&M or bondage. It's bestiality, which at best is fantasizing about fictional animals, and at worst, fantasizing about real ones.
There's no wiggle-room here. Wanting to fuck animals is totally abnormal. Sorry, but I can't consider furries "rational" at all. You have a choice: You're either rational with acceptably normal human sexual desires, or you're a furry and must accept that this means you're abnormal, mentally fucked-up, and seriously gross to those of us who don't want to bone anything but another human.
I hate to be intolerant, but sexual desire for animals is where my liberal open-mindedness hits a big brick wall.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 11:14:41 PM
ZeroCorpse said:
Sorry. I meant to sign that, but hit "Enter" before I could enter my info.
The "No. Just... No." post by Anonymous (just before this) was me. I'll own my comments. Furries are not normal. No way.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 11:16:41 PM
Boyle said:
Plus, she usually has dragon wings, but they can be angelic. It says so on the picture. There doesn't seem to be a problem here.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 11:16:48 PM
SpecterM91 said:
I think some people are confusing "furry" with "zoophiliac." Furry cat chick thing =/= House cat. That is to say, Felicia from Darkstalkers is not equal to your little kitty, Mittens. For whatever reason, three of my uber-close friends became furries during high school. From what I can tell, aside from the artistic friend's drawings going from weeaboo animu girly men, they turned into Disney-esque animal thingies. Sounds like an improvement, if you ask me. While I do despise Juggalos and the EXTREEEEEME furries that buttfuck each other in raccoon costumes, I've gotta say that furries are judged far too harshly. I must reiterate; drawing funky humanoid dragon creature =/= Wanting to make mad love to your dog. You're just flat out wrong if you think furries want that, I'm sorry, all there is to it.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 11:23:27 PM
CChaos said:
Wow, this...is pretty much one of the lowest points of my slow fall into the realization that people are just screwed. This is pretty much it, folks. Next comes the mass insanity and then we all butcher each other to wear each other's heads as hats.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 12:04:33 AM
Bugdodger said:
"Thanks fur watching"
AH MAH GAD
I think my mind blew itself out the back of my head...
Posted 11/05/2009 at 12:09:15 AM
Furies are what gay people won't want their children growing up into once they're allowed to marry.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 12:20:48 AM
Deacon Blues said:
"Not all furries are like that! Just because a great number of them are, and we choose to associate with them, that doesn't mean you can say anything bad about our sexual deviancy!"
Seriously, that's like arguing that there are probably KKK members who aren't racist. If you don't want to sex up a skunk, don't use the same label as those that do.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 12:24:05 AM
Jilliterate said:
*Shrugs* Ain't my place to judge people for their interests. I certainly don't appreciate it when people judge me for mine.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 02:00:29 AM
JauntyJohn said:
You're all so quick to show how witty you can be when cutting people down. Reality Check: You're not actually sitting in the Green Room warming up your act and waiting to go on, you're just sitting at your computer, hiding behind the internet's anonymity and being a judgmental jerk.
Jugallo, Furry, whatever, it's not my thing -- but they've made some art, they have some friends -- bfd.
Newsflash: The way most of you do it, snark is not wit.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 03:21:54 AM
Dag said:
Rule #34... that's all I can say and not go completely bat-shit insane.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 08:19:11 AM
Enigma said:
Not to defend this obviously disturbed people. But what makes it okay to mock them for their preference? We have established that it is not okay to bash Gay people for their preference, but it is okay to bash Furralos for their preference? It just seems a bit hypocritical to forbid mockery of one group but encourage mockery of another group.
That being said. WTF?
Posted 11/05/2009 at 09:25:01 AM
dontfeed(orskywalk)theanimals said:
GAH!
It disturbs me that someone created a genre for this. . . Furralo?!
You've gotta be skywalkin' kidding me.
WHOSE SKYWALKING RESPONSIBLE THIS?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?
I do enjoy all the people coming to their defense... makes you wonder what kind of skeletons they have in THEIR closet when they don't (at least a little) rip on 14 year old suburban kids that want to punish their parents so they put on grease paint to look like a clown (or KLoWN LOZLORZ), walk around with a little hatchet man, talkin about murder and how totally legit they are (or at least how totally legit the Hawt Tawpic where they bought their $75 belt buckle/lunch tin combo) and fantasize about just how big the tits are gonna be on the caribou holding a severed head they'll draw after they realize they're
1) Not clowns
2) Not animals with tits and cocks
3) Lame
Dressed as your favorite Whiter-than-the-make-up-they-wear "rappig" clown
And yes. Juggalos, of all makes and models, are irrefutably lame. Whether they jerk off to Mr. Biggles, or just a dude in clown makeup, or some mashup of the two. Certainly a Fail of a lifetime.
Someone needs to be skywalked to rationality. Like.... Now.
This is skywalked, and probably shouldn't be terribly encouraged. Next thing you know, Hawt Tawpic is gonna open up their own little Furralo Cosplay section.
SML!
(Skywalk my life)
MY EYES!!! THEY BLEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 10:04:37 AM
Wesley Smith said:
My 12-year-old niece would LOVE being a furry ICP fan.
Because she's into ICP and unicorns.
Which are basically the same thing.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 10:04:52 AM
Anonymous said:
Posted 11/05/2009 at 11:24:00 AM
Kate Sith said:
Don't insult gays by comparing them to furries or juggalos. You can choose your fandoms, but not your sexual orientation. Just... don't even try comparing them.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 12:07:09 PM
Ahriman said:
Get me an Inquisitor, One ship full of Life eater missiles and some paint for a target. NOW.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 12:16:02 PM
Plagueasus said:
ZeroCorpse is the whose responsible this?!
skywalkers must have death.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 01:48:13 PM
fishman2020 said:
This is the most annoyingly bizarre and random combination of horrible things I have ever witnessed.
Thanks for making me super depressed.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 03:31:31 PM
Boyle said:
I refuse to back away from my initial assumption that wold/skunk girl is hot. The rest of the drawings are amateurish and lame, except for the wicked awesome dragons of course.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 03:51:00 PM
Mike said:
In general I agree with Boyle... But as a professional artist I am SO SO SO SICK of fan art EVERYWHERE...do something new, creative, just anything but some other persons' ideas. NO MORE TRANSFORMERS BY SUCKY ARTISTS
Posted 11/05/2009 at 04:29:56 PM
Boyle said:
Incidentally, the anger directed against furries on this site confuses me. Think about this hypothetical. Suppose someone finally greenlights a Thundercats movie. Rob posts something about this movie and everyone goes "Fuck and YES, Thundercats fuckin' rule!" And some other guy goes "Yeah, Cheetarah's fuckin' hot! She ushered me into manhood!"
How are the Thundercats much different than the majority of the posted art on that video? Aren't the Thundercats anthromoporphic human-animal hybrids that fight evil? Admittedly, they don't dance to Insane Clown Posse, for which we are all thankful; however, they do fight against the evil forces of Mumm-ra...or something (I don't actually remember any of the storylines). Were the Thundercats part of some insidious plot by modern-day Juggalo furries to send people back in time to indoctrinate future generations into their fold?
Cause that would be kind of awesome. AND, it would be an excellent storyline for the next Terminator film...I mean, it couldn't be any worse than the last one, right?
What was I talking about?
Posted 11/05/2009 at 06:44:19 PM
Auto said:
Thundercats are awesome, there is no doubt. However, if someone sat around drawing pictures of himself as some kind of she-male Cheetarah screwing ICP dragons, that kind of hurts the awesome.
It's not the fact that they love anthropomorphic cartoon animals. It's the fact that they love them too much.
Posted 11/06/2009 at 12:04:16 PM
Anonymous said:
you know, not all furries want to fuck animals, or even anthropomorphic animals. I sometimes draw bowls of fruit, that doesn't mean I want to fuck a bowl of fruit. I also draw anthropomorphic animals, that doesn't mean I want to fuck a half-man half-dog creature.
That's not to say their aren't furries who are sick fucks.
also, "Thanks Fur Watching" is awful.
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