Meet the New Most Awful Nerds on Earth

I had a friend, who, for a very brief period of time, was simultaneously a Mormon and an Amway salesman. Yes, a Mormon Amway salesman. We’re not friends anymore, but I’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of him, and my declaration he was the last person you’d ever want knocking on your door.

Today, I am corrected.

Juggalo Furries. People who are simultaneously into anthropomorphic animals and Insane Clown Posse. They exist, and some hateful soul has made this slideshow of Juggalo Furry fanart and cosplay pics, set to Insane Clown Posse’s butchery of “The Joker.” I’ve said it before, and I’m sure I’ll say it again, but if this what humanity is capable of — any tiny portion of humanity — then it’s time for humanity to be wiped off the face of the earth. The total extinction of our species is such a small price to pay to prevent those people from drawing another breath.