I give you the Teenage Mutant Ninja Snuggie:
If I have any typos in this article or later ones, it's not my normal idiocy, it's because this thing is so fucking hideous that I had to rip out my eyeballs and throw them across the room in rage and fear and disgust. This thing hurts me worse than many FFFs, and that smug/come-hither look on this dude's face isn't helping any -- although I really shouldn't be surprised by it, since these are from
Hot Topic. Also, there's no Leonardo version, which makes me inexplicably mad, since really, I should be happy that at least one Turtle isn't besmirched by this atrocity. On the plus side, this thing makes that
awful Shredder hoodie look both fashionable and dignified. (
Via Stupid Inventor)
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