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A Taiwanese man has been named as the first player to 'finish' World of Warcraft.First of all, if I were the dude who had all but one of WoW's achievements after playing the game straight for however many months, well, I'd get that last achievement. Jesus, you've played a million hours; what's a couple more to "win" legitimately? More importantly, how does achieving all these achievements mean he "won"? Is the game over? Did the end credits roll? Is Blizzard giving him his subscription money back? Does Jesus come down and give him all the hours of his real life back that he wasted on WoW? Because unless that shit happens, I will debate this dude "won" anything. Thanks to Nate the Grate for the tip.
'Little Gray', as his character's known, is the first to successfully complete all of the MMO's 986 achievements listed in the armory, reports MMO Champion.
To reach the milestone the Taiwanese power-player killed 390,895 creatures, accumulated 7,255,538,878 points of damage, completed 5,906 quests (that's 14.62 quests per day, apparently), raided 405 dungeons and hugged 11 players.
The achievement hasn't arrived without some controversy though; WoW-heads point out that technically he's still missing one illusive, event-tied achievement (called "BB King"), but he's managed to dodge it via a glitch awarding one extra, false achievement point.
We say he's not a man until he tracks down and gets that last achievement legitimately.
Comments
Kirk said:
That last achievement is actually still locked so he can't get it yet.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 10:42:07 AM
THE PR0F3550R said:
@ Rob
"Does Jesus come down and give him all the hours of his real life back that he wasted on WoW? Because unless that shit happens, I will debate this dude "won" anything."
This made my day. I needed this laugh. My sentiments exactly. I hate MMORPGs.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 10:44:31 AM
ninjaclown said:
Sure we can all laugh and look down on him, but he has truly achieved something we can never accomplish. Whether it was a worthwhile accomplishment is another matter entirely.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 10:58:22 AM
Archer replied to ninjaclown:
You know who else achieved something we could never accomplish?
Posted 12/04/2009 at 12:39:25 PM
Poe Ghostal said:
Ouch, Rob--talk about pistol-whipping an anemic opponent...the article doesn't even have any chest-thumping remarks by the guy himself.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 10:59:16 AM
Greg said:
Congrats to the MMORPG loser. Now maybe he'll finally leave the house, get a job, and get a girlfriend like his mom has been nagging him about from the top of the stairs for the last year?
Posted 12/04/2009 at 11:01:56 AM
Yeah, now he can go and mouth off on a nerdy web site. Like normal people!
Posted 12/04/2009 at 11:55:02 AM
Yakko replied to Greg:
Yeah, so he can subject his new girl to constant repeats of Star Trek, Babylon 5, Star Wars, show her his toys, make her read comics, and all the other aspects of nerdery.
Get this through your head: there is no hierarchy of nerdery. We are all on the same level.
It's just a matter of how you'd like to spend your time.
Oh and CW, I play WoW and I'm in law school. Although I'm not terribly good at either...
Posted 12/04/2009 at 12:59:19 PM
Greg replied to Yakko:
Yes there is. There are adult nerds who live in mommy's house in the basement surrounded by their toys, their hentai and they jumbo tub of Jergens that they bought with the fat stacks of money that they can save up from working in tech support and not having to pay to live, eat, do laundry, own a house, own a car, have a girlfriend.
And then there are the rest of us.
And then there are the furries.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 02:30:25 PM
FireKraken replied to Greg:
How the hell is any of what you put down relevant to the actual story?
Posted 12/04/2009 at 03:38:50 PM
Church replied to FireKraken:
I think it's an account of what he was doing when he read it.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 06:35:33 PM
Themac339 replied to Yakko:
There is a hierarchy of nerdery and I will give it to you. The absolute worst nerd is the kind that dresses like something else and it's not Halloween. Cosplay,larping,and whatever else nerds do that involves wearing something besides normal clothes is the absloute most embarassing thing a nerd can do. The second worst nerds are the ones like this guy in the story, what I like to call the obsessors,people that take one or more things way too far. You see alot of Star Wars and Star Trek fans fall into this category. The third worst nerd is what I call Japericans,people born in the US and don't have a drop of Japanese blood in their bodies but act as thogh they live in Tokyo. They are acually a subset of the second type of nerds, but are bad enough to make the list seperatly. Now don't me wrong some cool things come from Japan like anime,toys,and manga,but these fags walk around in kimonos and other shit. They are the reason they sell pocky in the US. The forth worst nerd is your general wise ass,condesending,general asshole nerd. They are the most common nerd that you encounter. If you are reading this you probably fall into this catergory. Think the comic book guy from the Simpsons. These nerds hate everything and are just the scourge of the Earth. The fifth worst type of nerd is the accidental nerd. They maybe a little shy and have fallen into nerdery because they don't have girlfriends. not bad nerds and can be broght out of nerdom if they get laid, like the guy in the 40 Year Old Virgin. And finally the best type of nerd to be the covert nerd or nerd liaison. These are nerds that are smart enogh to know when to hide the fact that they are nerds and given the right circumstances they can escape the bounds of nerdom. There you have it the hierarchy of nerdery.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 03:58:24 PM
DoctorSmashy replied to Themac339:
HOW DARE YOU - Holy crap, he's right. He's right about everything.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 04:29:11 PM
Charlie replied to Themac339:
'but these fags walk around in kimonos and other shit.'
Great to see real cultural awareness there.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 05:09:51 PM
varrior replied to Themac339:
Apparently calling someone a fag is going to get you somewhere.
Posted 12/07/2009 at 12:32:30 PM
Magicsgame said:
Thanks for the self-esteem boost. :D
And I hate it when people call glitches "cheating" or "not legitimate". It's in the game, get over it.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 11:16:57 AM
CW said:
All jokes aside this man has accomplished NOTHING. I have a friend who plays this game to no end and basically has no life. There are many other aspects to life than living in this false world where your accomplishment are meaningless. Nobody is going to give a degree for playing WOW yet the time spent you could probably get your doctorate. But if you think that this is important to you by all means... sit there.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 11:57:35 AM
Wesley said:
Not to sound racist but what is with Asian nationals and their obsession with online PC gaming? Especially Blizzard-type products? You not only win millions of dollars playing "StarCraft" in Korea but there's an entire effing sub-genre of stand-up comedy based around "StarCraft." That guy who died because he didn't poop or pee (because he would have had to walk away from his WoW game!) was Korean. Yeah, there are a lot of fat Europeans and American who play too many MMORPGs and take them too seriously but cross over into the East and it becomes another thing entirely.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 12:06:29 PM
operations said:
Guild Wars had end credits for chapter completion... it was weird that the game went on after the credits.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 12:15:09 PM
KAw said:
Sad to say it but everyone calling this guy a looser and saying he has no life is kind of like the pot calling the kettle black.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 12:19:08 PM
OddJohn said:
"Congrats to the MMORPG loser. Now maybe he'll finally leave the house, get a job, and get a girlfriend like his mom has been nagging him about from the top of the stairs for the last year?"
I've always been curious why these kinds of stories trigger such nastiness (see above) in the readers of this blog. It's not just snark, either, which would be typical, but real anger.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 12:32:53 PM
Frito at Tinagra said:
What a total loser. How could he spend so much time on something so utterly meaningless?
Now if you'll excuse me I'll go rewatch TNG and read disturbing fan fiction ironically.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 12:35:24 PM
John said:
What is it about geeks that makes them piss all over the parade of some other geek?
Wait a minute. What parade? I never seen this guy interviewed. He's not throwing it in your face. I have never seen him claim to have "won" or "finished" anything. They pulled him out of a database. Yeah he plays WoW alot. So do 10 million other people.
Achievement points come from playing the game. If you go to enough raids, win enough PvP matches, then you'll rack up the points to. All he gets for his points are a couple of titles, a couple of vanity pets, and a shit-ton of grief.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 01:38:12 PM
FuryOfFirestorm said:
I bet some asshole is gonna try to hack this guy's WoW account and fuck it up, just to be a massive dick. If I were "Little Gray", i'd have my account backed-up (if that's possible). If something bad happened to LG's account, the guy would probably pull a Cobain.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 02:10:28 PM
hbob said:
I would just like to point something out, especially to all the "zmg, he has no life!" people. The odds of this person being the only person playing his account are so astronomically low, I think its laughable that no one has commented about it before. His /played time since wrath came out has apparently been nearly 100% of server up time. One person can't do that. Also, he plays on non-us servers. Blizz is much more lenient about account sharing outside of the US.
This guy is probably a collection of 5-6 friends who all play on this toon. There are just not enough hours in the day for this to be one person.
I bet these guys are just sitting back and laughing, having beaten wow while playing only a few hours a day while people who legitimately play 15 hours a day say they have no life :P
Posted 12/04/2009 at 02:35:39 PM
DoctorSmashy said:
So just how much time do you spend on the computer, Rob? Not only editing a weekly blog, but also checking other blogs, checking emails, work stuff, Twitter, and generally keeping up with life on the internet, huh?
Hmm. This World of Warcraft guy is EPIC FAIL, MAN. WHAT A COLOSSAL LOSER.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 02:48:01 PM
Rob replied to DoctorSmashy:
40 hours a week, Monday through Friday from about 9am to 5pm with an hour break for lunch.
Although I do get paid for it.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 02:53:29 PM
Art Stone said:
This reminds me of how I spent too much time and too many quarters playing Defender back when I was a kid. After a great deal of practice I scored over a million points. But what did I win? Nothing. If I had spent my time a little more wisely by getting a job and simply putting the money in the bank, I could be retired by now.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 04:08:28 PM
The Friendly Rancor said:
Wow... Just... Wow...
Maybe now he can move out of his mom's basement and finally find a girlfriend.
Kinda sad, if you know what I mean. Although I'll admit that I admire his commitment to WoW, sticking with it for so long and making it to the (almost) end.
How much do you wanna bet that he's on a first name basis with every pizza delivery guy in a ten block radius from his home? Not to mention chinese food take out restaurants.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 06:37:38 PM
Jeff said:
This guy who "won" needs to be subpoenaed by Raven, for that court case with that whiny bitch whos Suing WoW and prove that if he can waste that much time on the game then no one else has an excuse to complain about giving up their life to it
Posted 12/05/2009 at 03:10:47 AM
Captain Darling said:
What the hell is wrong with the majority of people posting here? Or more to the point where does this irrational hatred and spite come from? Imagine if you were this guy, who has not personally attacked any fucking one of you on this or any other forum, and you read some of the very personal comments made about you.
Go on, try emphasizing with someone else instead of spewing out hate on a website.
He may have accomplished nothing, and that is a subjective view - what the fuck have any of us achieved in our lives that is really going to make a difference when we die, but he has not hurt anyone directly or indirectly. Get some perspective.
Posted 12/05/2009 at 04:24:28 AM
Asat said:
That is DAMN COOL. Because when you win a game, you are allowed to STOP PLAYING. Screw all y'all whiners, you're just bitter that this dude has accomplished what so many others have not: he has escaped hell instead of just giving up.
That makes him and Dante and arguably Jesus.
Posted 12/05/2009 at 05:35:27 AM
AnteaterOverlord said:
I bet he lives in his mom's basement. Ho ho! I bet he orders a lot of pizzas. Ho ho. I bet he doesn't have a girlfriend. Ho.. ho.
You guys need some new material. That shit wasn't funny in the 80s' when they were saying it about D&D nerds and it isn't funny now.
Posted 12/05/2009 at 10:15:22 AM
VisforVice said:
well, it is pretty impressive that he did all that. i mean, its world of warcraft, i didn't even think you could reach some finite point at which youve done everything. but he did, i guess. and why be cynical about it - lots of people play this game nonstop, at least he got a title out of it. congrats dude.
Posted 12/05/2009 at 03:52:13 PM
wowxux said:
but did he get the achievement my wife got: MARRIAGE FAIL. Or "Divorce Jenkins"
Posted 12/07/2009 at 10:15:23 AM
mateo said:
I don't play video games. too many buttons. However, I struggle to find any perspective that doen't consider this awesome. This is awesome. Good for the little gray korean fellow and any friends who helped him on his way.
"Fuck you things that are too hard for me!! Fuck You!! Don't sit there and act so hard at me or my little gray Korean friend will beat you fucking stupid!!" and so on...
Every challenge life has for me now seems scared for its life. Awesome.
Posted 12/10/2009 at 12:10:23 AM
MMM said:
Seems alot of people make fun of him, yet everyone fails to realise that in game of world of addicts this guy has achieved what no other addict did, in other terms the guy is a genuis.
And everyone who calls him a loser, sigh common guys, most of you are losers, hes gonna become famous, and blizzard will sponsor him.
what did u guys do recently? run around ogrimmar.
Posted 12/20/2009 at 06:23:30 AM
wow strategy guide said:
Congrats!!!..He should also be given an award for those achievements.
I cant even think that I can achieve those,that was sick man!
Posted 01/20/2010 at 02:54:19 AM






