http://www.google.com/products?rlz=1C1CHNH_enUS324US327&sourceid=chrome&q=sexy+care+bear+costume&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=hGlgS8CKGIuVtgfHwNDYDQ&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CBkQzAMwAA

FWOOSH!

Some of those accessories seem too dangerous to use in the bedroom, especially the claws on "she-Wolverine." I think that would be just awful for all parties involved...

Is it bad that I kind of dig the sexy ninja turtle?

Wow. The turtle one bothers me the most I think.

Whoa this adds more horribleness than what I've already experienced this past Halloween. Really a sexy Spider-Man costume? You could just have released Spider-Woman the tards

I'm not sure if that's supposed to be Cobra Commander or not. You think it's just a Cobra officer? When I received these pictures, they did not come with any titles or descriptions, so I was just guessing.

I didn't know turtles produced milk!

I don't know who I feel worse for, women in general or the characters these costumes are meant to represent! The blue leggings are particularly hideous. Good thing there are plenty of lady nerds out there making awesome costumes by hand.

Ya know, there are enough girl superheroes out there that making "sexy" costumes from male superheroes is totally unnecessary. Not to mention a little gender biased. Do they make "Sexy Storm" costumes for men? I think not.

I wanna see a Slutty Destro, or should it be Destrette? How about Sexy Snake Eyes

Is that Venus in the last pic?

Shouldn't the 'sexy ninja turtle' be Michelangelo, rather than Raphael? She appears to me to be more of a party dude.

The biggest problem I see with these is that most self-respecting nerd girls would never buy a costume to begin with; they'd make their own. These are obviously targeted at women who aren't actually nerds and probably haven't the first clue as to who the characters they're based on are.
And yeah, why go with "sexy" female versions of male costumes rather than just having the costumes of female characters?
Why not just make a Power Girl costume (with or without the boob window; you could do the old school low-cut V neck version), or a Black Canary costume, or as mentioned, a Spider-Woman costume?
After all, a lot of the characters have different costumes to choose from; there are multiple versions of the Huntress's costume, or Supergirl's, and especially of Wasp's costume.

They need to replace the word "sexy" with the word "ugly"

Speaking as a nerd girl, I fail to see how the Ninja Turtle costume is at all sexy. Really, guys? Turtles? There are plenty of nerdy female characters, and home-made costumes are always better.

As a nerd girl, I say "WTH?!?" Though those red boots might work for my Elektra costume. Otherwise, nuh-uh. The transformers are childish, which makes them oh so much more disturbing...

The Transformers customes are really ugly!

Why don't they just make authentic super heroine costumes? They're sexy enough, they don't need to be even more altered!

most nerd girls are so fat or socially awkward they have to work hard just to get that grimy sweatsuit on every morning

im rather happy they wont be wearing above pictured costumes

ps when will TR grow some balls and quit kissing female ass, its not going to get you laid you pathetic douche

Are you kidding? This website gets me laid all the time!

What I can't understand is the designer's obsession with that upturned granny-glasses-like mask you see on the wolverine and every other mainline "sexy" super hero costume. Wasn't that f'ed out by the 1950's?

I know this probably should have gone in the comments for Friday's Care Bears travesty, but it took me this long to process that experience and come to this conclusion:
I will no longer read Fan Fiction Friday. Over the weekend, I actually felt anxious when I thought about Topless Robot at all, and I half-thought I didn't want to even read anything on the site anymore.
I've read a bunch of the FFFs, and even perused the Worst of '09 list. None of them made me feel as bad as the last one did, and I didn't even finish it. I felt like I did something illegal by even being disgusted by the story.
Anyway. I just thought I'd put that out there. I'm not even being hyperbolic; I'm a little bit damaged.
That is all.

Rob,

Where do you get "prostitute" from these images? These are more tasteful than most costumes I see in the halloween store, heck they are way more tasteful than what you see at Halloween parties for college kids.

There's barely any cleavage, in all the costumes the girls midsection are TOTALLY covered and the skirts are all normal skirt length except maybe one.

These are no where near prostitute... they aren't even college slut.

The only way these costumes make sense is if they are intended for sexy (probably non nerdy) women that want to impress nerdy guys (or gals). Therefore I approve.

I remember the Onion used "Sexy Ninja Turtle" as a punchline in "worst Halloween costumes".

I endorse easy access skirts and 'fuck me' boots. I don't care if it is cheesy or not. I don't care if people think they're ugly, this is what I like.

Actually, Rob, there IS a sexy Care Bear costume. We had it on sale at the shop I work at last Halloween. It comes in blue and pink. There's also a sexy Rainbow Brite, as well as a sexy version of the Wizard of Oz's scarecrow, lion, and tin man.

I like the Cobra and TMNT costume, wouldn't mind seeing either of those this Halloween.

Those costumes insult the word "costume". Not only are they ridiculously hideous, I wouldn't wear them in the bedroom, let alone in public. Horrible.

Wow. They made a Sexy Wolverine. Not X-23, but Sexy Wolverine. That Girl's Costume's Warehouse sketch is coming more true every day.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715915

They "got every girl's costume in the entire goddamn universe!"

If I were a nerd guy, I'd probably be looking past these cheap floozies to the girl dressed as Soranik Natu or Twili Midna.

How are these costumes "sexy"? They look NOTHING like the source material. I would have to ask them what they are.

Maybe if they didn't look so incredibly cheap (are they made out of old party balloons?) they wouldn't be as bothersome. I think the Wolverine ones hurt the most.

what are the costume makers smoking to think woman would buy those things for one the bummble bee one looks like a cheap wonder woman one and a female cobra commander looks like a cobra officer pretending to be the main man. as for a sexy care bear one its only a matter of time the horror has been unleashed and can not be stopped

I am completely baffled by the lack of Decepticons among the "sexy Transformers." I mean really, guys, no Starscream? TF fangirls humiliate Screamer enough that a shiny, latex, mini-skirt costume of him might have actually sold. And probably inspired some horrifying fanfiction.

If it was made better I'd totally get the Cobra one.

I'm not really seeing the "prostitute" aspect of these either.

However, I do agree that they are ugly as hell and really lame. Give me a homemade one any day over that crap.

I think they are on to something. Forget the mace, prostitutes can now keep 'Johns' in line with sexy Wolverine claws.

http://www.buycostumes.com/Spider-Girl-Sassy-Prestige-Adult-Costume/60430/ProductDetail.aspx

If this one doesn't scream HOOKER!!! I don't know what does...lol

I'm still waiting for them to make a Sexy Cthulhu costume.

Oh gosh, I almost died at Sexy Transformers... and then I saw Sexy TMNT.

That being said, I kinda like the Cobra Commander/whatever costume. I'm a girl. But I have a thing for military fashion; if it was made of nicer fabric and didn't have the silly cobra thing on it, I'd totally wear it as an outfit.

Sexy Wolverine!? SEXY WOLVERINE?!?!

I'll take the gloves.

So, if they make sexy versions of male characters for women, shouldn't they make hunky versions of female characters for men?

Hunky Spider-Woman
Beefy Woman Woman
Burly Marvel Girl
Brawny Black Canary
and so on.

Yeah, what I don't get is why the numerous extant female superhero/villain costumes just aren't sexy enough, if you're into dressing sexy on Halloween or like girls who do. I mean...Jesus. Emma Frost just wears lingerie and boots. How is that not sexy enough?

For my own part, last Halloween I was Tank Girl and this Halloween I'm planning on dressing up as Babebraham Lincoln, so. Making costumes is way more fun.

Some creative ideas there, but I don't think they have really pulled it off. They look pretty bad in the images, and thats when stuff like this usually looks its best.

"Prostitute"??? I love how basement boy nerds are so quick to throw that term around as if they have any frame of reference outside of their pirated Skinemax channel.

And who cares what nerd girls would or wouldn't wear? I'm sick of their urban outfitters t-shirt and chuck taylors anyway.

Prostitute? While I agree that those costumes are an abomination, this nerd girl didn't realize it was okay to label a woman a prostitue over what she chooses to wear. I would have hoped that line of thinking would have gone out of style a long time ago. Are those costumes ugly? Yes. Are they tacky? Yes. If a woman chooses to wear them, is it okay to call her a whore? Absolutely NOT.

(I don't think there's anything wrong with being a prostitute in the first place, but that's a whole 'nother can of worms.)