Sexy Costumes Most Nerd Girls Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead In
Offered without comment a slew of new outfits from Costume Craze:
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?? Sexy Cobra Commander (although it’s obviously an officer)
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?? Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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?You know, there’s a line between “sexy” and “prostitute” — and it’s not even that fine a line. It’s pretty thick, actually. And yet these costumes have crossed over it, leaving “Sexy” far behind to stand firmly on the “Prostitute” side. Also, I am genuinely afraid that Sexy Care Bear is on its way, and, upon seeing it, all of us who read last week’s FFF will burst into flames.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.