Justice League: The New Frontier is Superheroically Depressing

Hey, kids! Who wants to watch a quick preview of Justice League: The New Frontier, available on DVD today, with me? Here, fighter pilot Hal Jordan (better known as the Green Lantern!) flies home after an exciting and heroic mission! I bet this clip’ll be full of awesome superhero action! Let’s watch, shall we?

I, uh…

(cries quietly)