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But there's the group of heroes and villains who are just plain dead and they're walking about like regular folks. That's their schtick, they bit the dust and didn't come back as perfectly good specimens of humanity. So to keep it straight when you run across one of these walking stiffs in the funny books, here's a quick guide to some of the more notable good-looking corpses. Nit-pickers note: demons, angels, and spirits don't count (sorry, Ghost Rider fans). Vampires, zombies, and ghosts do. Now come on in -- this party is dead. In a good way.
15) I...Vampire (DC)
14) Hannibal King (Marvel)
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13) The Spectre (DC)
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12) Kid Eternity (DC/Vertigo)
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11) The Marvel Zombie Universe/Blackest Night folks (Marvel/DC)
10) Cassidy (Vertigo)
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9) Gentleman Ghost (DC)
Comments
Tonik said:
"It's a bunch of moss who thinks it's people."
That just cracks me up...
Posted 01/13/2010 at 08:19:31 AM
Phil said:
Hey, you forgot Spike & Angel from the Buffy comics. I'd love to see Spike and Cassidy get in a fight and/or drinking contest, btw.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 08:21:54 AM
Black Snow replied to Phil:
No, he didn't. The list says "BEST," not "stereotypical emo crap."
Posted 01/13/2010 at 10:17:53 PM
Heimdall said:
Maybe something changed with Hannibal King during the 90s, but it had actually been part of his shtick that, despite being a vampire he didn't eat people. That kept him "pure" enough that when Dr. Strange cast the spell destroying all vampires "forever" they were able to turn him back into a normal human and spare him from the destruction of the rest of his kind.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 08:31:12 AM
Martin John said:
Why don't more people collect resurrection man and then get rid of him online? One comic series I've only read one or two comics of.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 08:37:46 AM
The Man With Two Brains replied to aaron:
This list is about GOOD characters. That's "what [is] about" him not being on here!
Posted 01/13/2010 at 02:42:32 PM
Des replied to aaron:
What's with all the damn Spawn hate? and where's the crow? And why did the author make SO MANY exceptions?
Posted 01/14/2010 at 01:41:28 AM
The Great A'tuin replied to Yakub Shabazz:
No fair, I got here first!
Posted 01/13/2010 at 05:32:32 PM
Bryan Ash replied to The Great A'tuin:
Fourthed! How is Madman not on this list?
Posted 01/13/2010 at 07:39:53 PM
Asat replied to J.H.:
I was kinda wondering whether Madman is actually dead or not. I expected him to get a mention in the Deadgirl entry. Then again, I've always been kinda suspicious that he IS Deadgirl. Allred's characters have a certain sameness to them. Not that there's anything yada yada yada.
Just so he gets a mention: Matthew the raven from Sandman. He's the smart-alecky voice of sanity in the land of dreams. Used to be a human, boned Swamp Thing's wife before Constantine did, and bled out in a hospital bed as crooked doctors harvested his organs. God damn, that is a cool origin story.
Posted 01/15/2010 at 08:31:01 PM
ZADL said:
*ahem* We at the Zombie Anti-Defamation League prefer the term "Post-Vital" to "undead."
Posted 01/13/2010 at 08:45:08 AM
SafetyDance101 replied to ZADL:
So now it's "Post-Vital"? Just last week you were demanding we refer to you as "Posthumous". And heaven help the person who unwittingly calls you a ghoul.Down with this PC crap. You people need to pick a label and stick with it. Freakin' corpses, always taking jobs and brains from the living man.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 09:18:29 AM
RobP replied to SafetyDance101:
They took our jobs! Trk er jrbz!
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 09:41:07 AM
ZADL replied to SafetyDance101:
We're doing it for you! Remember, our motto: Inside every living person is a dead one waiting to get out.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 09:48:29 AM
SafetyDance101 replied to ZADL:
Don't feed me that bull. Ya know, in my 'Mureka, we have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's LIFE. Not whatever godless abomination you ascribe to. And nothing would make me happier that to be liberated from your maggotty-asses as you pursue the border back to where you came from. And if that don't work for ya, I can polish off this six-pack and go all shotgun headshot freakout on ya. That's right. My boy plays the Resident Evil. We know how to take your kind down.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 07:03:00 PM
boredatwork said:
Really thought Cassidy was going to be higher. If for no other reason than his first name is Proinsias... that should get you points.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 08:48:32 AM
T-MACK! replied to boredatwork:
Yeah, and Cassidy was told off by God. How many characters does that happen to?
And while talking about Preacher, where is the "Saint of Killers". I mean, he killed God, which isn't an easy thing to do.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 12:34:17 PM
jeffers said:
Ressurection Man sounds kind of like the doctor who of superheroes.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 09:26:05 AM
"Starman" Matt Morrison replied to jeffers:
Strictly speaking, Doctor Who IS a superhero.
Think about it.
* Alien who looks human but isn't
* Last of his species
* Travels through space and time at will and is known as a force for good, yet spends most of his time on Earth.
* virtually immortal and relatively immune to most things that would kill a normal human
* has access to advanced alien technology
Put it that way he's one pair of tights away from being the pre-Crisis Superman. :)
Posted 01/13/2010 at 10:14:11 AM
BuncheB said:
Rgarding Resurrection Man, his schtick was already done in the WILD CARDS novels with the character known as The Sleeper, only that character was not dead. As his name suggests, The Sleeper would sleep for varying lengths of time and upon awakening he would find himself possessing a different ability.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 09:31:35 AM
Bad Brendan said:
Resurrection Man Rocked. I would love to see him come back into the mainstream DCU. Everything has been done to death BuncheB. The only thing that we as consumers can hope for is that someone creative out there can mash up various elements of Miscellaneous stories to surprise and entertain us. I always thought of Mitch Shelley as more of a Dial H for hero type though rather than a Sleeper.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 09:53:51 AM
Wesley Street said:
All of these characters are technically "undead" if they're still moving around.
I can't believe Dream (Morpheus) of the Endless wasn't included but Doorman was. That's just insulting.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 09:55:40 AM
shortmikeshort replied to Wesley Street:
Dream is not Undead. He's Dream, and he's a supernatural cosmic-power being beyond the level of gods and embodiments and all that. And by your logic, we're all Undead, which makes me mad that I was left off this list as I am pretty awesome.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 10:21:01 AM
mrm1138 replied to shortmikeshort:
You may be awesome, shortmikeshort,--I haven't met you, so I wouldn't know--but have you been in a comic book? That seems to be the prerequisite for this list.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 04:23:24 PM
demoncat said:
would have had both Cassidy and Solomon Grundy higher like the top five. though love dead man and gentle man ghost got on the list. as for the Spectre he requires human hosts as an achor to the living world so he can do his deeds . and the spectre should have been higher also.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 09:58:59 AM
Matt Jones said:
"Those Twilight pussies could learn a thing or two from this Irish wake of a man-thing."
A-fucking-men!
Posted 01/13/2010 at 10:01:32 AM
DarK Rémi oF DooM said:
For a second I thought "Why isn't the dude from Terror Inc. in there?" but then I remembered he was just a rotting damned guy, he never really died. That's too bad. :P
Following the crew, Spawn indeed!
Posted 01/13/2010 at 10:24:41 AM
B Miller said:
Trencher? Really short series, but great character, and unique art direction ...funny, funny stuff.
Someone said Spawn...another great call. How the hell does Solomon Grundy make this list and not Spawn?
Posted 01/13/2010 at 10:24:54 AM
Kris replied to Roger Mortis:
People really aren't getting this whole "DEAD AND UNDEAD" thing, are they?
Vampirella isn't undead,
Posted 01/13/2010 at 11:22:25 AM
Kris said:
Dracula did just appear last year in Marvel comics. He was part of a major storyline in M13, the team with Captain Britian, Black Knight, and Blade.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 11:21:29 AM
Tanner replied to The Thriller:
Agreed it was great. Dracula living on the moon... amazing.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 01:21:12 PM
Dork Loser said:
What about The Crow? Deadman at #1? No Spawn? This list is full of fail.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 11:22:52 AM
MatthewTie said:
My personal fave is Driq, the corpse of a Green Lantern, kept animated by his will and his ring.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 11:48:27 AM
Ethan Kaye said:
Yup. Forgot Spawn. Don't read Spawn, never liked it, easy to forget when you combine those two. I'll apologize! I forgot Spawn! I'm sorry!
Posted 01/13/2010 at 11:52:11 AM
Super King said:
What about Judge Death?
Judge Death is a fictional character of the Judge Dredd universe recounted in the UK comic 2000 AD. He is the leader of the Dark Judges, a sinister group of undead law enforcers from the alternate dimension of Deadworld, where all life has been declared a crime since only the living commit crimes.
Or doesn't he count since he's not dc/marvel?
"vampire hunter Frank Drake"
?!?!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Drake
Scientists are badasses.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 12:10:25 PM
Drew said:
glad you mentioned Mike Allred, wish Madman was on the list...
Posted 01/13/2010 at 12:38:06 PM
seasix said:
Everyone whining about Deadman at number 1 need to remember that he's the inspiration for the Super-Great arch enemy of The Order of The Triad:
http://video.adultswim.com/the-venture-bros/fallen-arches.html
Posted 01/13/2010 at 01:45:51 PM
KBPrinceO said:
I can't believe you left The Confessor off of the list. Easily the coolest crime fighting vampire, and the only one hailing from Astro City. Published by Wildstorm.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Confessor_%28comics%29
Posted 01/13/2010 at 03:30:39 PM
ChimpZealot said:
Resurrection Man was in Supergirl recently as a plot device.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 03:50:47 PM
James from Dayton said:
Um. Solomon Grundy, BORN ON A MONDAY.
Here is one copy of the rhyme.
http://www.zelo.com/family/nursery/solomon.asp Isn't "Born on a Monday..." about the only thing he says throughout The Long Halloween?
Posted 01/13/2010 at 04:30:55 PM
unicornskckass said:
What about Wormwood: gentleman corpse? He is an undead hero and villain, depending on which characters point of view you wanna go with. He's #1 on my list.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 04:42:05 PM
Scortia said:
I fell for Kid Eternity when he appeared as, basically, a dimensional doorman. Attitude of "yeah I talk to awesome dead people, so what!"
Posted 01/13/2010 at 05:13:00 PM
thomas said:
Come the F on!!!
This list is a joke! What about Lady Death or Evil Ernie.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 06:28:13 PM
MindFucker said:
Dear Topless Robot,
I'm just now reading 52. I'm 40 issues in, and Ralph Dibny isn't dead yet. So, thanks a fucking lot for that.
MindFucker
Posted 01/13/2010 at 06:45:06 PM
Wesley replied to MindFucker:
That series came out over two years ago. How long did you expect to hide from that reveal when you hang out on the Internet?
Posted 01/15/2010 at 10:47:33 AM
Asat replied to MindFucker:
In other vintage spoiler news: Superman died too.
Posted 01/15/2010 at 08:42:58 PM
Big Money B.G. said:
Hey, guys! Wanna know why your various favorites aren't on the list?
THEY AREN'T THE WRITER'S FAVORITES.
Also...Spawn had his time in the sun, obviously there's still handfuls of you that still like the character (WHY?!), but seriously...Fuck Spawn. Todd MacFarlane created one of the most over-dramatic piles of shit characters, drew a bunch of monsters and titties, and everyone ate it up and made him millions of dollars. Then he quit and let other people do the dirty work. Spawn is a pathetic remnant of the 90's and doesn't deserve mentioning in the same sentence as Gentleman Ghost and Deadman, two characters with ACTUAL CHARACTER, charm, and thought that have been around far, far longer than Spawn will ever hope to be. The fact that his comic is still going is only so Todd can keep cranking-out those shitty toys that legions of Hot Topic freaks can't seem to get enough of. FUCK SPAWN.
Lady Death & Evil Ernie...what fucking hole did YOU crawl out of, exactly? Really, if you're trying to make an argument for any CHAOS! character at all, please...just go back in your hole and never come out again.
Dark Horse's Ghost...You know, when you're a character that comes from a line of comics whose only "star" EVER was Barb Wire, you probably aren't going to be making any "Top" lists of any kind whatsoever.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 08:30:09 PM
dhusk said:
What about Deathlock? Don't undead cyborgs resurrected by post-apocalyptic science get any love? Sure he's a little obscure, but if you can have "I...Vampire," you can have him, too.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 09:24:24 PM
Xolus said:
I loved Tales of the Zombie. Here's a song my band did about just that:
http://soundcloud.com/user9951642/tale-of-the-zombie
Posted 01/13/2010 at 09:33:03 PM
I agree with you on returning Resurrection Man. I really liked his concept too.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 09:54:53 PM
Shatterhoof said:
Are you seriously leaving the Confessor out of this line-up? His mini-series in Astro City was impossible to put down, and the big reveal at the end was just jaw-dropping awesome.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 10:09:40 PM
Bonez said:
Honestly I would have thought that the Crow would have been number 1. Followed closely at number 2 by Spawn. 2 of the best dead/not dead comic book characters ever created.
Posted 01/13/2010 at 11:07:11 PM
NorthSteve said:
Deadman looks ridiculously like Torrid from Venture Brothers. You know, Order of the Triad's archenemy? Makes sense I suppose, since Dr Orpheus is essentialy Dr Strange isn't he?
Cool list btw
Posted 01/13/2010 at 11:46:47 PM
drew said:
Maybe if Resurrection Man guest starred on The Brave and the Bold it would raise his profile a bit and we'd see him more in the comics. We all know DC generally keeps all their products the same (Superman getting married on tv, then in the comics... love or hate the show, we all know when Aquaman finally returns he's gonna be a lot like TBaB version.) Mitch Shelly is a neat idea, TBaB is all about quirky, obscure characters, so this seems possible.
Also, John DiMaggio is kick-ass.
Posted 01/14/2010 at 02:10:47 AM
ZeroCorpse said:
`Totally missing King Zombie from the Deadworld series.
Posted 01/14/2010 at 02:23:48 PM
Odemit said:
Such a sad irony that only hero DC does *not* keep bringing back from the dead is Resurrection man.
Posted 01/14/2010 at 08:25:47 PM
Almighty Spock said:
Hm, I...Vampire bears a striking resemblance to Ra's Al Ghul...
Posted 01/14/2010 at 09:37:17 PM
unicornskckass said:
Reply to myself, after a conversation with a buddy: wormwood wears the dead, not is the dead. The worm is immortal, hence, exclusion from this list. Thank you Eric, for havin that awesome memory!
Posted 01/15/2010 at 08:53:26 PM
striffic23 said:
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. He dies, goes to Heaven, goes to Hell, and then comes back to life.
And yes, the Crow.
(And doesn't Catwoman die to become Catwoman, or was that only in the Batman movie? I can never remember.)
Posted 01/16/2010 at 12:12:19 AM
bobbydigital20g said:
Marvel has used dracula in recent years. He was the main villain in the last story arc of Captain Britain and MI6. Drac took over all of the UK and Blade, CB, and the rest of the former Excalibur group took on his minions
Posted 01/17/2010 at 04:00:22 PM
Captain Genius said:
Resurrection Man was in the Supergirl comic a year or so ago.
She was trying to save a boy who had cancer.
And her idea was to kill Resurrection Man over and over until he gained the power to cure cancer.
Posted 01/17/2010 at 05:41:43 PM











