• So here's a funny coincidence, I just started reading this book in German called "Verblendung". The first chapter was super gay and boring. The second chapter it gets a bit more fascinating, not only that, I remembered reading this comment and thinking, hmmm, this character fits the description from the Dolph Awesome Lundgren article. And what do you know, it's the same. Maybe it's just me who's so amazed by this odd chance.

• I swear, all I do on Facebook these days is share weird crap like this that I get from this site. Thank you TR.

• EPIC!! that is all XD

• I love the use of the Terminator 2 theme when he is walking through the mall with the kids.

• NERD GOD! From his Wikipedia entry: He graduated from the Royal Institute of Technology. He has a master's degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney (1982). He was awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in 1983, but quit after two weeks to pursue acting.[6] He speaks more than five languages: Swedish, English, German, French, Spanish, some Japanese, and some Italian.

• i wonder if anyone has told Mr. Lundgren that he is suddenly a nerd idol?

• For those of us who are not Swedistically-inclined, can you give us a rough rundown of the action here?

• The guy who's tied up in goth girl's closet really looks like John Billingsley (Dr. Phlox from Enterprise/apparently someone on True Blood),

• Plus remember in Showdown in Little Tokyo has taught us.. Just before we die we should let him know he has the biggest dick we've ever seen.

• Thank you, Dolph Lundgren, for being consistently awesome for over two decades. And why the hell aren't you playing Thor?

• I don't understand anything but I'm still able to get how awesome this video is. Dolph dominates.

• Inconceivable!

• This is exactly what Wesker would look like on a segway.

• This is what Steven Seagal wishes he was

• dolph 'oleg' lundgren Long Gun Helped Lord Legend God Hull Porn Golden Pronged Hull Helped God n' Gun Roll Long Rod Led Gun Help Prolonged Held Lung gulp noddle horn gel Legend Dong Hull Pro Legend Lord Hung Pol

• Dolph 'OLEG' Lundgren is your ass landlord! rents due, bitch!

• Pink lipstick on tan blondes equals the sexy, sexy look of iron depletion.

• BUT HOW CAN THINGS HAPPEN NOT IN AMERICA I DON'T EVEN

• i'm in kyrgyzstan right now (bishkek) and I literally heard that song during dolph's solo-ride playing on a radio about 2 hours ago. .. vveird.

• I'll just add something here. The girl with the enormous front teeth is Amy Diamond, a swedish singer. She's actually 17 and not 12, which she tells Dolph in the clip but he ignores her. And it's not the actual Anja Pärson here, it's some swedish comedian I can't remember the name of.

• Speaking swedish, I will try to explain what we just saw. It's a commercial for the swedish show Musikfestivalen (the festival of music, in english). Melodifestivalen's mission is to pick out Sweden's entry to Eurovision Song Contest. Dolph Lundgren is afraid of hidden threats at the show and contacts the goth girl (a fictional character from some swedish novels I never read - they are to mainstream for me). When Dolph Lundgren asks about the man in the closet, the girl answers that it's the last time a repairman will wake her up early in the morning. The girl and Dolph figure out that the threat against Melodifestivalen is the olympics. Then they are going to attack the skier Anja Pärson who loves cookies, that's why he needs twelve year old girls. After the mission has been compromised, he gets in anyway and tries to prevent Anja Pärson to go to the olympics. He does so by offering her tickets to Melodifestivalen held in the swedish town Örebro. (it's not a very big place... imagine a small town in the farthest end of Connecticut and you get the perspective) They realize that the olympics isn't a threat after all and become friends. The end. Weird shit.

• Man, I would totally see a comedy starring dolph lundren, even if they only spoke Lundgrenish in it.

• The Melodifestivel this year seems to be hysterically funny. (That's good since the music usually sucks) The part that really cracks me up is wheen Dolph says "Hello 12 year old girl." Never thought I would see Swedish things on TR though... Thank you Dolph^^ For making us famous...

• Anyone that can poke fun at themselves and the movie genre they are most known for and still look like a complete bad ass doing it rocks!

• That chick has a seriously fucked up face. But after this, I would seriously watch Dolph Lundgren in anything, because he is finding new and innovative ways to be awesome.

• Anyone who can ride a Segway and still look like an utter badass is OK in my book.

• Dolph keeps using that word. I don't think it means what he thinks it means.

• I hate to admit it but it looks like Dolph Lundgren is out-Chuck Norris-ing Chuck Norris. {RECEIVES ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO FACE FROM CHUCK NORRIS}

• Showtime!

• I want a segway scene in the next action movie I see.

• Well said. This is awesomeness the Japanese could learn from.

• I don't speak a word of Swedish. I have no idea what exactly is going. I know it is awesome.

• that book is awesome. yet to read the last of the trilogy, but it's seriously good. too bad the author is dead. would've love to see what other stuff he might write.

• That's not just any Swedish Goth Girl. That's Lisbeth Salander, the hero of those Swedish novels everyone's been telling you to read for, like, six months. (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl who Played with Fire and The Girl who Kicked the Hornet's Nest, at least in the UK translations)

• Just as Rambo: First Blood Part II retroactively won the Vietnam War, Dolph Lundgren's latest work seems to be retroactively winning the Rocky vs. Drago fight of Rocky IV.

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