Dolph Lundgren’s Odyssey of Awesomeness Continues
I’ve been watching Dolph Lundgren’s kung fu-filled, drum solo-laden rendition of “A Little Less Conversation” at least once a day since I ran it last week. It still blows my mind. That’s why I’m overjoyed to present a new absolutely fucking awesome Dolph Lundgren video courtesy of TR reader Tombness from… honestly, I don’t know, and it doesn’t matter. It’s not quite as awesome as the last video — really, what is — but it does include:
? Dolph Lundgren riding a segway
? Dolph Lundgren doing internet research with a Swedish goth girl
? Dolph Lundgren kidnapping children
? Dolph Lundgren using those children to break into an Olympic skier’s home…
? …while Dolph Lundgren is also dressed as a small girl
? Dolph Lundgren saying “Capiche” like the baddest-ass motherfucker who ever lived
Watching Dolph Lundgren riding a segway down an empty road is truly one of the most sublime joys I’ve ever experienced. Please, Dolph, don’t ever stop. Let your reign of awesomeness continue unabated!
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.