I’ve been watching Dolph Lundgren’s kung fu-filled, drum solo-laden rendition of “A Little Less Conversation” at least once a day since I ran it last week. It still blows my mind. That’s why I’m overjoyed to present a new absolutely fucking awesome Dolph Lundgren video courtesy of TR reader Tombness from… honestly, I don’t know, and it doesn’t matter. It’s not quite as awesome as the last video — really, what is — but it does include:
? Dolph Lundgren riding a segway
? Dolph Lundgren doing internet research with a Swedish goth girl
? Dolph Lundgren kidnapping children
? Dolph Lundgren using those children to break into an Olympic skier’s home…
? …while Dolph Lundgren is also dressed as a small girl
? Dolph Lundgren saying “Capiche” like the baddest-ass motherfucker who ever lived
Watching Dolph Lundgren riding a segway down an empty road is truly one of the most sublime joys I’ve ever experienced. Please, Dolph, don’t ever stop. Let your reign of awesomeness continue unabated!